It’s like a no makeup freak show this week or something. Heidi Klum was spotted shopping without her makeup on looking like a damn monster. Didn’t she used to be a supermodel? I don’t know what having kids and being married to Seal is doing to her, but now she looks like Hannibal Lecter. I’m 95% sure she’s eyeing up some guy’s liver in this shot, planning which wine would go best with it over dinner.
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JandalOfDoom | January 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Perhaps she IS seal – has anyone ever seem then in the same room together.
mztry | January 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
HEIDI ROCKS!
GOD BLESS HER!
caljenna | January 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to her????
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I dare someone to say this is just bad lighting…damn you. I change my mind, she and Seal do make a great couple.
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I dare someone to say this is just bad lighting…damn you. I change my mind, she and Seal do make a great couple.
JandalOfDoom | January 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Oh – 1ST BTW!!!!!!
Jacquelantern | January 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
This picture makes me feel so much better in general!! SHE IS NORMAL!! Shit… I look better than that without make-up!! Makes me wonderful how f*ing awesome I could look if I could get her make-up and stylist people to get ahold of me?!?!
SaraLuppino | January 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
SICK… she went downhill
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
No makeup is her incognito..pretty sad huh
BigJim | January 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm
This is why men with money decide to trade their 40 year-old wife in for two 20 year olds.
I know that’s what I’m planning to do.
jesseeca | January 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
she still looks better without make up than eva longoria does with it.
yes it’s not what we’re used to, but she’s not completely hideous, just old looking.
allgravybaby | January 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
# 10 HILARIOUS!!!!!
misanthrope | January 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm
She looks like that serial killer chick that Charlize Theron played.
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Her aging skin looks like it has the same feel as Moon Sand
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 12:55 pm
It’s so weird because for some odd reason her nose doesn’t look deformed when she’s not wearing makeup yet the rest of her face looks horrid. But when she does wear makeup her nose looks weird yet the rest of her face looks good.
Me | January 30, 2007 at 12:57 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sitara | January 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm
The dif between Heidi and a mere mortal is that, on the close up in #5, her skin has no corner eye wrinkles, very few other wrinkles, and no acne, blackheads, or texture issues, which is quite the feat if she is indeed not wearing any makeup.
Do Freebird | January 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm
What’s up with the puca bead necklace with the skull dangling off the end?
oh, and #10 – I told my wife when she hit 40 that I was going to trade her in for 2 20s. SHe told me my wireing would never be able to take 220.
just a little electrician joke there.
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Rosie Odonell has none of those either.
Joshingya31 | January 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Whos looking at faces? Whos saying hey look at Heidi she has some nice face over there.
DecorativePoncho | January 30, 2007 at 1:01 pm
she still looks better than me.
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm
#20 what?
Italian Stallion | January 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm
danielle at work ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Do Freebird | January 30, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Jeez, I just noticed that she has a deaths head purse to match the skull. I’m guessing that Seal’s got her in some African, Satanic cult.
HollyJ | January 30, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Her husband and mole-child are so hideous that they’ve become a beauty vacuum, into which all attractiveness near them is sucked and ultimately compressed into nothingness. (I will resist the temptation to use the ‘black hole’ double entendre.)
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I know there’re outta there some black dudes which marry white women for a reason.It’s a statussymbol for them as well.But still i think even Seal is wondering some times what brought him to make this choice.
gossipmonger | January 30, 2007 at 1:07 pm
She’s looking for a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
Me | January 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I refuse to believe this is Heidi Klum. It must be some imposter.
Binky | January 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
The real mistake is wearing a crappy necklace made of Certs.
And the death skulls on the purse is a bit questionable as well.
HK: “Isn’t this a cute purse hun ?”
Seal : zzzzzzz…. Yes Dear…. zzzzzz
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
#26 I hate to be the one to break this to you but I have a hunch Heidi is the best Seal will ever get Moonsand or not.
TOASTERontheloose | January 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
to number 15…
OPTICAL ILLUSION!!!!
and I love Heidi, but she looks like an iguana here.
Binky | January 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
(Humm… gotta be fast to get your jokes in in time at this place)
misanthrope | January 30, 2007 at 1:11 pm
The hair is really bothering me.
Me | January 30, 2007 at 1:11 pm
#25 and 26…….What-The-Hell are you two even talking about. Are you both dropping acid right now?
4DPants | January 30, 2007 at 1:15 pm
#7: My thoughts exactly. I am hhhhhhhot!
danielle | January 30, 2007 at 1:16 pm
^^^^^
Italian Sausage…”Stallion” during mating season, which most likely is every single day.
DrBob2607 | January 30, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Gott in Himmel ! Now I know why the Germans invaded Poland in ’39 – it was either that or stay at home with Haus Fraus that looked like her…
kate | January 30, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I don’t know anyone who looks much better than that without makeup. Expert makeup people do wonders. She’s not ugly or hideous, she’s just without her makeup. She looks fine.
HollyJ | January 30, 2007 at 1:25 pm
No acid.
But if i have to continue to see her Crisco hair every time I open Super, I might need some
Please remit now.
Thank you. =)
llllllllll | January 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
People who look like THAT without makeup usually do not plaster their fair up like THAT…hair down usually eases the pain in the eyes…it’s an unspoken rule.
N@ughty | January 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
No, no, no, i highly doubt she looks like Hannibal…more like she was his next victim or so, but no close resemblance to the actual one really. well, now Seal can really tell her “my power, my pleasure, my PAIN! (baby)”
kamihi | January 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
which ever way you look at it, she always gonna be better looking than that freakoid husband over hers – is there an uglier man out there! UGH!
Italian Stallion | January 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm
@36 mine actually looks like you at work, but that dude you call master doesn’t look like me at all………
Viola | January 30, 2007 at 1:46 pm
She actually looks pretty good for her age. No obvious wrinkles… Look at Jaime Pressly or Kate Winslet… and those two are 3-4 years younger…
no one you know | January 30, 2007 at 1:47 pm
@38…I have to agree. But there’s no excuse for her hair. It looks like she pulled it pack after applying liberal amounts of paper mache paste. Or Seal’s jism.
Sheva | January 30, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Man if I walk the street in NYC and that goes by, I don’t even notice. But hey, not bad for a German dude.
Is this dude on the German World Cup team?
James | January 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Now you know what happens to coal-burners, ugliness and knocked up with soon to be wild animals.
Viola | January 30, 2007 at 1:52 pm
To #42:
Her husband is not bad looking… I’d do him! :o)
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Seal was probably searching in this Yahoo-profile archive.And then he found her…
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm
From the first lousy cam-pic on,it was love on the first sight…