Heidi Klum has an ugly baby
In Touch Weekly has photos of Heidi Klum’s new baby, and boy if it isn’t the ugliest looking baby I’ve ever seen. Last time I checked, human babies are usually supposed to look like humans, and not weird rodent creatures you might find in the sewer. At this rate it looks like he’s going to grow up to be the next Mole Man, and in twenty years he’ll probably make some lame attempt to take over New York City and kill all the “surface dwellers” only to be foiled at the last minute by some meddlesome kids. And I know it’s cruel to make fun of a baby that can’t even hold its own head up, but he should have thought of that before he was born an ugly mole creature.