Somebody find Heidi Klum something to do other than having sex. Us Weekly reports she and Seal are expecting their second child together, which makes it the third total for Heidi.
aren’t gonna know*
I dressed up as Seal’s baby for Halloween, but I was immediately arrested for indecent exposure.
That was fucking awesome!!!
Although, to be perfectly accurate here is what happened: Immediately after the birth, she sent Seal out to buy some baby booties and Begged me to give her a sympathy fuck. She was “Tranny, for the love of god, I can’t have another quasi-human, I just can’t” Well, I have to admit, all that blood and the chunky-liver thing really turned me on, so I did some charity work. Plus, she gave me a piece of pizza and 3 dollars. Took a while, imagine cutting a watermelon in half, placing the halves 10 inches apart, then trying to get off be wacking your penis from side to side. I prevailed, and now her child will be half Tranny….er, wait…..
Looking at her pic somehow reminded me of this:
Now I have to go to the bathroom….
LMAO great comment
That is one expensive lampshade Mama Seal is wearing.
Judging by her exes, Heidi is probably not used to being with a “relatively” young man. Her first husband was some 50 year old Italian hairdresser named Pipino, and the guy after him was an even older Italian who owns race cars or something. How she went from elderly Italian men to Seal is beyond me. I always though she had a daddy fetish, turns out she’s a mudshark. She keeps getting knocked up because she’s unaccustomed to screwing more than once a week and without the aid of Viagra.
isn’t it great how
all these “celebrities”
babes [or babies]
are what it’s all about
Why GOD, why? Please do not let her body go to shit after this one pops out.
38 – You comment is just ignorant. And what the hell is a halfrican?? Stop making up words.
And for everyone else: their son really isnt that cute (thats sad) but, Heidi and Seal do have strong features.. their genes were probably tired of fighting with one another and tried to give the baby everything. Maybe they’ll have better luck this time.
Meh, babies are overrated.
@38…hate to tell you this but, Italians, are just white looking niggers with greasy hair.
just a reminder :)
Well she certainly has good birthing hips…seriously they’re like 8 feet wide
#50 – I think a halfrican is like a human Oreo. Black on the outside and white on the inside. Vanilla Ice is an excellent example of white chocolate. What is ignorant about that?
Yeah, either that or she’s had plastic surgery and that stuff isn’t, you know, hereditary.
I thought a halfrican was a black man that could kill a wild lion, but can’t recite the lyrics to anything by 50 Cent.
@50 A halfrican is a Half White/Half African, what the fuck is so hard to understand. The object of this website is to be funny not fucking Oprah. If I say half-breed or Mocha Chocalato it’s not as funny, so shut the fuck up………….
@52 I’m not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn’t bother me. The advantage is in my pants motherfucker. I noticed on another thread you said you were a halfrican. So which do you do, glass, or bottle? Rap or Country? Milk or Chocolate milk?
I’m glad I struck a cord with you two half-breeds, it gives me great pleasure.
#50- I dunno what a “halfrican” is, either. Maybe it’s time Babelfish updated their database to include Greaseball to English translations.
@50 & 52
Quit being such a pussy.
“I’m not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn’t bother me.”
Wash your hair. Dirty dago wop.
#24 oh i can feel that sine wave
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