Heidi Klum gets knocked up by Seal again

June 20th, 2006 // 113 Comments
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Somebody find Heidi Klum something to do other than having sex. Us Weekly reports she and Seal are expecting their second child together, which makes it the third total for Heidi.

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  1. danielle

    is that all you people say around here?
    geesh, why don’t you suck your own you pathetic hog.

  2. envi-us

    DANIELLE:

    because i’m not a he-she like u asshole….I have a vagina!

    SUCK YOUR OWN COCK BITCH!!!!!

    luv ya, will post whenever you “try” to insult me.

  3. danielle

    again..with the c*ck. damn, are you getting any at home, cause you sound so hard up.

    i thought prostitutes and whores only sucked….oh i see…you’re neither a prostitute nor a whore….you’re a SKANK because you suck AND swallow.

    geesh..no wonder you’re so cranky.

  4. envi-us

    DANIELLE:—

    I SEE THAT I’M THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR AFTERNOONS SO I MUST FULFIL MY DUTY TO ENTERTAIN AND INSULT YOU….APPARENTLY YOU LOVE WHEN I TELL YOU TO SUCK COCK SO HERE GOES………DANIELLE SUCK COCK.

    IT’S AMAZING HOW A DISCUSSION ON SEAL’S DEFORMED BABY SPARKED THIS ARGUMENT ..TWO PERFECT STRANGERS CUSSING EACH OTHER WEEKLY AND CHECKING BACK TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER POSTED….A MATCH MADE IN SUPERFICIAL CYBER-HEAVEN

    I CAN DO THIS FOREVER BITCH CAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I GET PAID TO POST NASTY COMMENTS….I ENJOY MY JOB SO KEEP POSTING AND HELP ME GET ENOUGH PAPER TO BUY MYSELF A NEW PERSONALITY….

    LUV YA DANIELLE ……

    PS: SUCK SWEATY BALLS (i like to change it up a bit sometimes)

    SKANKS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. envi-us

    Oh DANIELLE:-

    I’m positive you’re reading this right now so if you dare grow the nuts to challenge me, then send me an email at: envi_us@hotmail.com

    You’re so pathetic….and yeah you just read that again….

    Uh I’m so naughty…..somebody slap me…

  6. danielle

    yeah…i’ll send you an email when you get a computer….considering they even have elctricity in trailer parks. hmmmmmm.

    TRICK- a self-induced low-life who “thinks” writing on a computer (ahem..public computer)is actually a job that pays.
    ie: daytime hooker, blow-job giver, and part-time mouseketeer. yipee!

    get a life you uneducated broad. lets see how many days it will take for you to comprehend this. so far, it takes you a week. try cutting back on that coffee and crack…i hear it gives you the jitters…oooh.

  7. danielle

    ps…..please stop trying so hard

    its obvious that you have low self esteem and talk to your cieling at night.

    why dont you do us all a favor and jump off a bridge….that has to be more exciting then looking in themirror 24/7 to check for herpes and small creatures growing on your pale crusty skin….not saying that you do. *cough*

  8. danielle

    ENVI-US WHACK SMACK APPLE; whatever..

    CAN I STILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER? YOU KNOW, YOU SAID SOMEONE SHOULD SLAP YOU.

    I WOULD LOVE TO! OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE TO PUT ON RUBBER GLOVES BEFORE DOING SO, … I WOULDN’T WANT TO CATCH THAT HORRIBLE SKIN DISEASE THAT YOU HAVE GROWING ON YOUR EVER SO ALIEN-LIKE BODY.

  9. envi-us

    DANIELLE –

    You got me so bad…. I’m terribly hurt and destroyed….How dare you speak of my illness to the world…you should be punished…severely.

    :)

  10. danielle

    uhhh. o-k. that just further proved my theory about what a total idiot you are.

  11. Danielle

    “danielle” i know you personally and by all means you are such a CUNTWAD..you have no business even trying to insult someone else…you are such a pathetic dipshit….oh how i wish that you would both shut the fuck up…If you dont like the commentry then FUCK AWAY….get it FUCK AWAY…..FAR AWAY….LIKE TO ANOTHER SITE CUNT-EYES…

  12. Danielle

    by the way danielle..I’m positive that you’re an ass enough to check this page often to see if anyone replied to your comments…but i just wanna see how much of a rotten,vibrator fucking, diseased, fecal cuntface you are to reply to my posting….when you have the testicular fortitude to reply, please do so let me FUCK YOU WIDE IN YOUR NOSTRIL FOR THE WORLD TO SEE YOU SHITFUL PIECE OF TRASH PUSSY…I FUCKING HATE SHIT-RIMS LIKE YOU….DID I GET YOU ANNOYED ENOUGH TO RESPOND? WELL WRITE SOMETHING BITCH-FACE….SAY SOMETHING LET ME FUCK YOU UP….

    you can say what you want about me cause i’ve heard it all before and i dont GIVE A FUCK FUCK FUCK……so waste your internet on me…waste your time….waste your life and your energy…..CAUSE I AINT GOT SHIT ELSE TO DO….

    DANIELLE YOU PUNK ASS BITCH….WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU …YOU SAD CUNT-EYE SHIT-BELLY PUNK!!

  13. jiggaboo

    Looks like the Klumdumpster is really trying to work off that Nazi guilt that all Germans have. What kind of life are her mutant half-breed kids going to have when they wonder why their half-siblings look normal and they look like someone mushed a dog turd into a bowl of vanilla ice cream?

    I’m not even mad at Seal, he should get some kind of Nobel prize for Extreme Macking. I can’t even get the slow cross-eyed bitch at the Walmart register to give me the time of day, and my face doesn’t look as bombed out and depleted as southern Baghdad like Seal’s does, yet he somehow talked his way into plowing one of the hottest krauts in the world.

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