Heidi Klum gets knocked up by Seal again

June 20th, 2006 // 113 Comments
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Somebody find Heidi Klum something to do other than having sex. Us Weekly reports she and Seal are expecting their second child together, which makes it the third total for Heidi.

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  1. BarbadoSlim

    Meh, babies are overrated.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    @38…hate to tell you this but, Italians, are just white looking niggers with greasy hair.

    just a reminder :)

  3. andrewthezeppo

    Well she certainly has good birthing hips…seriously they’re like 8 feet wide

  4. Jacq

    #50 – I think a halfrican is like a human Oreo. Black on the outside and white on the inside. Vanilla Ice is an excellent example of white chocolate. What is ignorant about that?

  5. tarjamarja

    34

    Yeah, either that or she’s had plastic surgery and that stuff isn’t, you know, hereditary.

  6. PapaHotNuts

    I thought a halfrican was a black man that could kill a wild lion, but can’t recite the lyrics to anything by 50 Cent.

  7. Italian Stallion

    @50 A halfrican is a Half White/Half African, what the fuck is so hard to understand. The object of this website is to be funny not fucking Oprah. If I say half-breed or Mocha Chocalato it’s not as funny, so shut the fuck up………….

    @52 I’m not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn’t bother me. The advantage is in my pants motherfucker. I noticed on another thread you said you were a halfrican. So which do you do, glass, or bottle? Rap or Country? Milk or Chocolate milk?

    I’m glad I struck a cord with you two half-breeds, it gives me great pleasure.

  8. #50- I dunno what a “halfrican” is, either. Maybe it’s time Babelfish updated their database to include Greaseball to English translations.

  9. PapaHotNuts

    @50 & 52
    Quit being such a pussy.

    @58
    “I’m not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn’t bother me.”

    Wash your hair. Dirty dago wop.

  10. herbiefrog

    #24 oh i can feel that sine wave

    enjoy :)

  11. bless his soul, that kid is UGLY.

  12. herbiefrog

    #23 i was looking at that picture
    for a while
    trying to
    see into
    his mind

    and would
    you belive
    what he is thinging

    even at his age

    “i need a good fucking”

    lol babe

    you’ve got a good one there :)

  13. JungleChik

    Damn.. I think Heidi has warp speed gestation.. wonder if the third one will just fall out and she’ll keep on walkin’

  14. Italian Stallion

    @59 get your numbers right retard, and if I wash my hair then I’ll just be a white looking nigger, and who wants that. Soon Heidi is going to put the Oreo cookie factory out of business……..

    @58 wwworldclique, your blog sucks ass, but then again that fits your description……..

  15. I will not eat the cat poop.

  16. Carsten5577

    Are we supposed to applaud an instance of racial, biological destruction of White people or Black people?

    What makes it even more terrible is the fact that many White girls regard her as some kind of a role model

  17. waterranger

    you WILL eat the cat poop!

  18. Jacq

    Before we know it, the majority of the world’s children will be the color that you get when you mix all of the Play-Doh together. Except my kids, they’ll be keeping it whitey-mcwhite-white.

  19. LRonHoover

    A body like that….
    and all those stretch marks…

    *puke*

  20. alaskanchicsickle

    @69 Shut up buttmunch

  21. funkygoldmedallions

    Now that Baby Number 1 helped us answer the age old question of what do you get when you mix a german Supermodel with a Singing Turd (Answer: a fuzzy mole) maybe Baby Number 2 will come out as a self-hating black Nazi.

  22. yuckyfresh

    god, she’s beautiful.

  23. yuckyfresh

    @38 – do you mean “Cristal” or is this some weird drug reference?

  24. Damn it, not again. They should go on Maury Povich to see if the baby is really Seal’s. Get it? Because they are an interracial couple and they do that kind of stuff a lot on the show. That, and white trash.

  25. loca_boca

    the baby is alright
    here’s more pics
    http://popsugar.com/5305

  26. Pearly

    I always found it amusing that this incrdibly beautiful, wealthy woman hooked up with the ugliest partner possible. It makes me wonder what Grace Jones and the Russian guy from the Rocky movies kids look like…

  27. yuckyfresh

    i bet you a million bucks (or a beer, whatever’s cheaper in 2025) that this kid is gonna be smokin’ hot. he can’t help it. think of the olsen twins, they looked like mole-monkeys for years before getting hot.

  28. Seal looks like he caught his face on fire, and someone put it out with a fork.

  29. shankyouverymuch

    Seal may be a really nice guy, I don’t know, but I do know this … He is soooooo VERY TERRIBLY UGLY … his face looks like it caught fire, burned for 20 minutes and then someone stomped out the flames with heavy duty mountain-climbing boots!!! YUCK-YUCK-YUCK. This truly is a case of beauty and the Butt-Face BEAST, he is really BEASTLY looking… Wicked bad choice for Klum to make… Now ANOTHER mutant soccer ball, terrible… how is a mother not horrified when she looks into the face of child that came out of her and doesn

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  31. To_Bill_Braskey!

    god DAMN IT!!!!!!! she is so fucking fine and hes the one piledriving her. i swear, life is just unfair….

  32. Jacq

    #78/79 – As much as his scars are plainly obvious – since you two are the first to comment, let me enlighten you. His scars are the result of a childhood battle with lupus. The particular strain of the diesase that he had causes terrible blistering, especially around the face and when they rupture the blisters can cause deep scarring. Did you take off your shoes before you put your feet in your mouth?

  33. PapaHotNuts

    @82
    What are you doing? That is way outta character for you? Are you OK?

  34. crazydelicious

    you all are IGNORANT SONS ON BUSHES.

    if you weren’t so uneducated, you would know Seal has LUPUS, a disease that caused the scars on his face, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

    and he’s waaaay hotter than you losers will ever be, fucking haters.

    oh, btw, congratulations Heidi.
    Auf Wiedersehen

    -L

  35. Jacq

    #83 – You know that thing where I like to get choked during orgasms? Well, I was a little light-headed. Don’t squeeze for so long next time.

  36. Grope For Luna

    #50 You misspelled ig’nant.

    Seal looks like the baby from Eraserhead.

  37. shankyouverymuch

    #82-#84
    Oh yes lupus, now I understand everything guys, well that changes everything thanks…poor, poor Seal… WHO GIVES A SHIT? Answer; not me! I got problems, you got problems, just about everybody everywhere has problems, so what… but what you and I don

  38. trying000

    Heidi and Seal’s first baby with his current appearance is likely more attractive than most of you were at any point in your lives.

    What if this baby turned out gorgeous like most biracial children – would you still use this poor innocent being as a justification of your racism? (and I’m not saying this because I’m biracial- I’m not- nor do I have biracial children). It’s really sad how close minded this country still is.

    And the fact that you care so much about how this baby looks is yet another indication of how much people focus on appearance in this country.

    #68 – I hope your daughter marries and reproduces with Heidi and Seal’s baby.

  39. danielle

    EVERYONE ON HERE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT. CALLING SUMONES CHILD A MOLE-RAT? WHAT THE HELL DID U LOOK LIKE WHEN U WERE BORN? YOU PROBABLY GAVE THE DOCTOR A HEART ATTACK CAUSE YOU WERE SO DAMN UGLY. RACIST ROACHES. I HOPE U ALL GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK.

  40. danielle

    #68 U CAN KEEP YOUR CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST BABIES. THEN YOU’LL SPEND 100′S OF DOLLARS ON SUN-TANNING AND WHE’LL SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH.

  41. danielle

    #79 U PROBABLY LOOK 10 TIMES WORST THEN SEAL EVER WILL. AND HE HAS A MEDICAL CONDITION U ASS. STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BEFORE YOU WAKE UP 1 MORNING LOOKING LIKE DONALD DUCK AND MICHAEL JACKSON’S LOVE CHILD….IF U DONT ALREADY DO LOOK LIKE THAT.

  42. envi-us

    #89 – well you’re here, so you must also be a complete idiot…This ain’t a Seal & Heidi fansite so if you don’t like the comments FUCK AWAY…The kid looks like a mole-rat and we have the right to make fum of him because this is thesuperficial damn it!!!

    btw: I’m milti-racial and i was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking than that creature….

  43. envi-us

    yeah and you can all laugh at me for misspelling fun* and multiracial*, i don’t give a mole-rat fuck :)

  44. missyz

    Wow! Who knew there were so many insecure white men on this site. Can you guys spell Jealousy? For your info, most women think Seal is hot…quess why? He’s talented, soulful, famous, rich and fine. Despite the scars on his face he is still beautiful and has obviously captured the heart of the one of the world’s most beautiful women. Eat your hearts out jealous bitches. Damn! And they say women are catty. You guys are sweatin this because you know the girls you’re with (or the ones you want but can’t get like Heidi) would pick Seal in a heartbeat over you. It’s killing you isn’t it…choke on it!

  45. danielle

    #92 go look in a mirror. i hope sumonne makes fun of your funny looking kid, karma is a bitch.

  46. envi-us

    DANIELLE – i’m sure you’re as ugly as Seal is, that’s why you’re so defensive….it’s okay honey, we wont laugh at the ugly baby anymore….does that make you feel safer …

  47. envi-us

    DANIELLE – why do you even come here? If ya dont like the comments get out!!!!

    …..subconsciously you love making fun of other people…you like reading all the zings….embrace it …we’re all superficial….no matter how ugly we are we still like to laugh at other people….it makes us feel superior

  48. danielle

    ummm, no sweetie. i am neither ugly nor do i mentally like to make fun of other people.

    its not my fault that you need to make fun of others as a way of making you feel superior. LOW SEFL-ESTEEM is what its called.

  49. danielle

    ‘self’

  50. envi-us

    Danielle –

    SUCK COCK !!!!!

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