Somebody find Heidi Klum something to do other than having sex. Us Weekly reports she and Seal are expecting their second child together, which makes it the third total for Heidi.
Children used to be a good investment but then they passed those pesky child labor laws. Now they are just useless leeches.
“Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one?”
Normally I just sit back and enjoy the comments, but I wasn’t sure if anyone saw what the kid looks like now?
Hope that works.. if it doesn’t sorry!
It’s not surprising that she’s preggo again. What’s surprising is that Seal ever leaves the house to stop having sex with her. He was probably having sex with her on the way to the hospital and while she was delivering Leni (the aforementioned mole creature). That much sex, you’re bound to get pregnant. Twice, apparently.
Er, Henry, sorry. Whatever.
Oof. That baby looks like the shadow of the ‘tard is laying upon him.
I’m a chick and I would get her preggers if I could. She’s hot. They’re a WAY better blended family than… oh I forget their names. Has anyone ever heard her talk? She sspeaks REALLY fast. I’m sure she’s not saying anything intelligent, but if you can’t understand it who cares?
I am jealous Seal has a nice cumdumpster!
Holy shit that was fast.
When they pulled mole baby out of her vagina, did Seal say ‘Hey, let me go ahead and drop a load in there and start the next one’ and mount her like a deerhead right there in the stirrups?
Musta been hard to get any vaginal friction going right after she birth. Not to mention he was probably pounding into a nice beefy chunk of not-yet-dispelled afterbirth.
(I hope all of you were eating when you read that.)
That baby is pretty ugly and still looks weird at nine months – if he were going to be cute, he’d be cute by now.
I don’t think Seal is that bad looking, he’s got all that scarring on his cheeks, but guys can get away with disfigurations like that and still be attractive. However, Seal and Heidi’s features do not seem to mix well together.
Brad and Angelina’s work because (“that boy’s got a pretty mouth”) he’s almost pretty.
The only explaination for the dress is that she is pregnant and trying unsuccessfully to hide a belly. It would look ten times better if it just draped straight down from her boobs, with no weird layering involved – like an empire waist.
I can’t believe P.E.T.A hasn’t stopped this shit from going on……….
A little laser surgery can remove an unsightly mole with little or no pain. Hiedi should look into that.
I really hope the next one is better looking. As I recall though, her daughter isn’t that cute either and that baby isn’t bi-racial. Maybe she just has really weak genes or she was a genetic fluke in her own family.
Jeez, for awhile there everyone was adopting or hiring a surrogate mother because they didn’t want to mess up their bodies and now they’re shooting them out just as fast as humanly possible. It’s sort of alarming. Celebrity kids usually end up screwed up anyway. At least these two are married. What the hell is Seal’s last name anyway. What last name does Henry have?
She just mates with ugly guys.
I wonder if Seal would let the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans repopulate the mole exhibit destroyed by Hurricane Katrina with his kid? That would be generous of him, and the kid could finally be part of a team.
These poor halfricans aren’t gonna no if they should drink their Crystal in a glass or straight out of the bottle………
Speaking as a lawyer, clubbing seals is only illegal if you get caught.
that negro is one ugly motherfucker.
either his slong is 20 inches or she is stupid-blind. german chicks really dig tabboo crap for some reason..guilt over hitler or something.
what is up with those scars anyway?
did he pick his zits with a spear?
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