I wonder if was ever clubbed as a baby?
For the love of Mike, how did that droopy assed, pocked face maroon land that chick? Doherty and Moss, Seal and Klum, who’s next? Jessica Alba going to throw herself at Al Roker?
a seal in the driver’s seat, a giraffe riding shotgun and those flares are big enough to hide an elephant.
it’s a zoo out there.
Papa, Marc anthony called and said thanks for picking up J-Lo’s family. He was busy that day fucking Land-Man, and couldn’t make it……..
#6 – Oh my god, you’re slipping. #20 Is better.
#18 – Everyone knows he was in a horrible accident. He was accidentally hit repeatedly in the face with a soccer cleat.
I’d just have a bull-horn and be yelling, “Look at me in this Ferrari, bitches! I’m rich! And I stick it to Heidi Klum! Beat that!” Then I probably get rear-ended by a guy with no insurance.
That happens to my friend, too. Convertibles give him a rager. Topless stuff is sexy.
I’m staying out the Land-Man controversy, unless he feels like he needs to clown me about something. His post on the Vanna White post was actually great.
The rate Heidi’s career is going, she’ll need to get speared by another European tycoon ASAP!
Looks to me that they bought this giraffe off of a couple of homeless midgets.
And them scars – it’s cuz he had the Lupus.
I don’t know if anyone has ever clubbed that Seal, PapaHotNuts but it gives a whole new meaning to “i’d hit it”
As the resident Canadian, I volunteer to club this seal’s brains in.
I demand new stories dammit, I want to hear about Natasha Lyon trying to get out of rehab by giving blow-jobs, or Tara Reid trying to get her show back on E by giving blow jobs, or Lindsey Lohan getting arrested for smoking crack in an alley and trying to get out of it by….well I think you see what I’m getting at here.
Keep trying, Heidi, those nasty-ass pock scars DO NOT wipe off…
*22: he’s a rock star. women see him onstage performing and get drenched. plus he’s like 6’5″, which is hot despite limey teeth
papa, i though #6 was the shizzle
oops, wrong fucking thread. i’m a tool.
15 – i’m with ya… although i think that is heidi’s ass prints on the hood of that car. if i had a car like that, i’d wanna get my brains fucked out on top of it too..
Heidi goes from a pair of Italian men old enough to be her father (the last, perhaps, old enough to be her grandfather) to a black guy with ritual scarring. This chick has some taste. We should take bets as to who she goes for next. I call dibs on an underage Vietnamese day laborer with one eye and a Pete Doherty smile.
ACtually Seal doesn’t have rituatl scarring. I don’t want to bum you out #37 but he has those scars from a bout with Lupus.
But it really doesn’t change the fact that Tom Cruise thinks cock is delicious.
I think it’s really cute, although I really hate her pants, what’s with those buttons on the front, didn’t those sailor duds go out in the 70s?
Love isn’t just blind, it’s deaf and dumb with a club foot and rectal bleeding….
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