Heidi Klum and Seal buy a giraffe

hey Dr. Rokter.. ummm, ya still got that ‘penis bear’ by any chance? cause, i have a ‘vagina kitten’ and um, ya know.. we might be able make ourselves some little pussy-bears

# 46 They’re celebrities. They don’t do their own dumpster-diving.
They hired people with neatly pressed red shirts.

#15 – If you just had your car sprinkled with gold dust, you wouldn’t wash it either.

Papa, if you see this, she got the tickets to the Houston game. I saw it in some thread. With the 50 mile rule, I guess you can do her and the tix are all yours.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

“A giraffe?!! They should be getting a ZEBRA!” – George Jefferson

HAHAHAHA Nice one mami, I’ll use it as soon as I get the chance, and I’ll brief you as soon as I’m released from the Hospital after the footinmyass removal surgery :)

@56

Just call Tom Cruise. I hear he’s awesome at pulling things out of other guys’ asses. He’s also really good at putting things IN other guys’ asses, so watch out for that. He’s a sneaky bastard.

I french-kissed Seal once while Heidi tickled my asshole with a feather. I was 12.

I wish Heidi and Seal were my parents. I wish my parents had ever once come in the door with something exciting and oversized for me. Besides those times at night, I mean. Through my bedroom door. When I was trying to feign sleep through gritted teeth with the tears pooling in the back of my throat. Tasting bitter. So bitter.

Is that why you have a big_yeahyeahyeah?

Somebody please explain to me what the fuck is going on with this website?!! Did they get a new writer? Is there no REAL celebrity news? Why is it suddenly, painfully NOT funny?

I get more laughs out of posts lately. You guys are funny bastards.

To Italian Stallion: I think “mulatto” means “little goat” in…Italian.

62 – I thought mulattos were those little black and white cookies from Pepperidge Farm.

@62

I thought a mulatto was a $17 caramel flavored coffee drink from Starbucks.

howdy, guys. What is shaking?

we’ve missed you over there in Kelly’s corner. How cute the baby Seal.

@62 – no no no, it’s Billy Ray Cyrus’s ugly ass haircut

They’re a great couple – who could hate them? I heard that Heidi Klum speaks to them in both German and English. They’re going to be smart, beautiful and probably riDONKulously rich.

Dear god.. a ferrari…

Can they clean the freaking dust off the Ferrari before taking it out?

eehh, worst celeb couple. Who cares?

Is it my imagination or does Seal barely have any fleshy part to his nose? When I have seen him in profile shots, he has no profile. What so you think Heidi sees in him??

#8, Penis size has nothing to do with female sexual pleasure.

Is it my imagination or does Seal barely have any fleshy part to his nose? When I have seen him in profile shots, he has no profile. What so you think Heidi sees in him??

Is it my imagination or does Seal barely have any fleshy part to his nose? When I have seen him in profile shots, he has no profile. What so you think Heidi sees in him??

#72, Oh, yes, it does!

I thought his pock-marks were from some Swahili “coming of age/becoming a man” ceremony where older men scar your face and pierce your penis with splinters of wood.

Kind of like how MeganHarris treats the cub scouts she’s got in cages in her basement studio apartment.

well, after weeks of Britneys, Toms and alien babies, finally we see a normal family. I think.
BTW, last picture is so funny :D
(my kid also has a giraffe: Heidi Klum and Seal are as cool as I am! :P)

72 – When a hooker tells you that, she’s just trying to keep you from crying.

In an article I read that Heidi referred to Seal as “handsome.” Is she blind?

Hey, giraffes rule. If you are rich enough to buy a cute big-ass one that sticks out the top of your convertible like a russian nba player, good for you.

man, TS is really reaching for shit. This is celebrity news?

probably already been said, but i’d either one of them if i could drive that car!!

shit. i;d DO either one of them

that scientology shit just does not work.

hey 80 – your screen name just conjures up the most fucking awful visual imagery … i’m serious when i say- i really hope that you are allright

84th! I hate when people do that.

Not only that, but they also needed two short mexicans to carry it out for them, talk about disgustingly lazy…and wealthy, but those two are the same pretty much.

I’m not sure, but I think Klum is Hebrew for “nothing”. If only Tom Cruise had known this.Klum Cruise. I love it.

Ironically, Land-Man (post 72) states that size has nothing to do with a woman’s pleasure… after he brags about a huge cock 50 bazillion times… hmm…

Let’s ask Edna… how DOES Land-Man serve you? Can he bring you to the brink and beyond with his 2.4 inches?

Are we sure that they didn’t buy the giraffe for some kinky sex?

79 – I bet his face probably spells out Rime of the Ancient Mariner in Braille. With that many bumps, it has to say something.

He’s got a giraffe in his pants

Heidi: Don’t listen to me, look at me!
Seal: Don’t look at me, listen to me!
Baby: How much is in my bank account right now!?

They have those at FAO Schwarz, they’re awesome.

He may be a really nice guy, I don’t know, but I do know this … He is soooooo VERY TERRIBLY UGLY … his face looks like it caught fire, burned for 20 minutes and then someone stomped out the flames with heavy duty mountain-climbing boots!!! YUCK-YUCK-YUCK. This truly is a case of beauty and the Butt-Face BEAST, he is really BEASTLY looking… Wicked bad choice for Klum to make.

Didn’t know there were so many racist, xenophobe, black c**k envying morons on this thread.

i still think she’s hot, that’s what age does to you, i’d still beat it up

i still think she’s hot, that’s what age does to you, i’d still beat it up

i still think she’s hot, that’s what age does to you, i’d still beat it up

i still think she’s hot, that’s what age does to you, i’d still beat it up

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