That last picture is actually pretty funny :)
Now how do they fit the baby into the Ferrari if there is no backseat? Do they do a Britney?
Well, The Fish is really on top of things today as far as getting the stories up early, but woo, what stories they are!!! Heidi Klum and Seal buy a stuffed animal!!! Pete Doherty gets arrested for a drug charge (for the eleventy billionth time)!!!! Vanna White, who has no recognizable or legitimate talent (unless you count keeping that frosted hair fad going for way longer than any normal person) gets a Star!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wondering what happened to Mike’s Neverland critters.
She already owns a seal.
Heidi looks stylin’ in those pants. She’s so hot.
I bet they have fantastic sex, I hear Seal’s huge
wow…thats a funny sight,and a nice car
Aren’t they rich enough to buy a real giraffe? Obviously they really don’t love their children!
She just need’s a couple more things and her Ark will be complete………
My parents got me educational toys as a child. I had “Penis Bear”. He was a regular teddy bear, but he had a penis. And he wasn’t ashamed of it.
#3 I bet they have another car that they use for the kids. I wouldn’t want any snotty nose kid drooling all over my leather interior. She can afford it. Wasn’t his last hit that song from one of those lame-ass Batman movies? Kissing a Rose or something?
Last Picture: Wow, Seal can really get it up.
I feel the urge to write “Wash Me!” on the front of that car.
Why the hell isn’t she wearing a seatbelt? Is she related to Ashanti, too?
That giant handbag has legs and a head… whoa, wake n’ bake Fridays are fun.
His face is fucked. Know why? I had to whip it repeatedly with the ol’ 14″.
Guess they didn’t get enough attention while she was preggo, so they had to put the top down and and make a vehicle-inappropriate purchase. If it was December they’d have been bringing home a Christmas tree.
Publicist: “Hello (insert tabloid of your choice)? Yeah, they’re going to be at Barney’s in Beverly Hills at 11:00…. We’re having the staff carry the giraffe out for them….makes them seem more accessible, y’know? No, they’re parking right in front….top down….you can only get one photog over there? WTF? Oh, that goddam Cruise kid….well, do what you can, okay? I know, mixed race babies can’t compete with aliens, but Jesus…..”
By the way, I was in Scottsdale Wednesday night and I saw a Lambo that kicked that Ferrari’s ass. That’s right. It was sitting right next to me in traffic. So that makes me cool.
I was in Scottsdale last week and I saw a V W van loaded with illegal immigrants get maced by an off-duty mall security guard. That’s was the last time I picked up a bunch of Mexican hitchhikers in my V W van.
So that makes me even cooler.
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