Heidi Klum IS The Body! God, just take a look at her! Nobody beats Heidi Klum. Nobody.
2nd bitches now im gonna go and read the article
Heidi Klum definitely has the better body.. but Elle is 9 years older, so they’re kind of equal =p
Heidi Klum can call herself “Das Booty”
Elle is gorgeous. GORGEOUS! The original. The one and only. Eat your heart out Heidi.
but I wonder how Jesse Ventura feels about this???
Elle’s kind of…lacking curves, if you ask me. No waist, no butt, not much boobage.
Definitely no silicone- very classy. Kinda makes me feel like goin’ lesbian- for one day, at least!
The Body???? There can be no “the body” without “the ASS”!!!! This protein deprived vomit addicts need to eat some Spanish food, something to get the junk back in the trunk. Sorry, I don’t see it. Gimme J-Ho or even Jessica Biel any day of the week over these two giant size 2’s…
its all Elle, shes the best, hottest, shes jus hott, hott, hott, oh and shes hott
I thought I aws “the body”?
I look at these women and I know there is a God.
I’m sorry but I can’t get over the fact that Seal sprayed his love juice all up inside her. That would be a great porno tape though. It would we found at one of those sites named “Butt Ugly Guys Pork Supermodel Girls For YOUR pleasure!”
Must be the day of cat fights among famous chicks. Reese Witherspoon apparently has said (about Jessic Simpson) “Creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, ‘I’m stupid, isn’t it cute?’ makes me want to throw daggers.”
That’s because those German chicks don’t let silly little things like racism, attractiveness, or personal hygiene get in the way of attaining the biggest straw for the ol’ juicebox. Planning my trip to Germany as we speak…
It’s just a fucking ad campaign! Klum didn’t write it herself…and for the record, my boyfriend’s mom is a former model who is now 43, looks 22 and better than both of those bitches.
18: so that would make you……12? Why aren’t you at daycamp?
Dammit, I was gonna do the Jesse Ventura bit. Oh well, good one, jrzmommy.
I think Elle and Heidi should fight to the death. The giant Australian vs. the giant German. Pay-per-view. Think about it. It would be like Godzilla vs. Mothra, only with hot chicks. I mean, if Elle’s gonna make such a big freakin deal over it, just settle it like women instead of boring us with the bitchy back-and-forth. Two bitches go in, one comes out.
As for odds, really, I don’t know. Elle’s 10 years older, but she looks like she’s still in awfully good shape, plus she’s got 3 inches on Heidi. But… Heidi’s younger and she’s been spending the last three years gestating and giving birth, which can make you mean. But Elle’s probably approaching menopause, so that makes you even meaner. Australians love a good brawl, but Germans can be vicious and sneaky. I don’t know, man, I think it’s running even right now. I can’t handicap properly without all the info.
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