Heidi Klum promotes the ‘perfect’ breast-holding apparatus. Not counting me. (Obv.)

March 3rd, 2009 // 330 Comments

Heidi Klum unveiled Victoria’s Secret new bra “The Perfect One” in Los Angeles today, and I take immediate umbrage with this item’s claim. If it’s so perfect where’s the beer cozy? Xbox? Remote device that pops said bra open at the push of a button?! Seriously, Victoria’s Secret, it’s like you’re not even trying. I’m so taking this thing back. Just as soon as I figure out how to unhook it….

UPDATE: Little help?

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. Bud Lite : Look Notes – I don’t want this to turn into some sort of ‘sausage party’
    Cliff Notes : Oh.

  2. Tom K

    I can’t believe this woman is married to Sea?!l! How does she wake up and look at him everyday and not throw up. I guess he must sleep with cash and diamonds on his face. lol

    She’s looking tired probably caught something from sucking on Seals Charcoal penis!

  3. Tom K

    I can’t believe this woman is married to Seal?! How does she wake up and look at him everyday and not throw up. I guess he must sleep with cash and diamonds on his face. lol

    She’s looking tired probably caught something from sucking on Seals Charcoal penis!

  4. lola

    Seal is a very attractive man. Heidi has said that he was packing and he has a hot body so congrats to her!

    Yes 911 was an inside job. DOESN’T EVERYONE KNOW THAT? lol.. It wasn’t the first of it’s kind either. Every American war, other than the civil war, has been a farce. An even bigger shocker? The president is merely a puppet for the puppet masters. Obama is the next Bush. This will only continue until the people wake up and start voting for a third party candidate

  5. I can’t make out what this post is about, its too boring.

    Nip/Tuck Finale!!

  6. She is looking very sexy.It will be erotic if i wear this bra.

  7. Fati

    she is disgusting just for marrying that scarry ass monkey of a man. couldn’t find a white guy or at least a decent looking black guy that wouldn’t be suitable for scaring kids into eating their veggies? gross.

  8. fasdfsdf

    N!GGER LOVER SO SHE IS SCUM!

    Any woman that dates black guys is disgusting!

  9. Airhead

    I find it repulsive that a lovely german woman would marry that hideous black freak. She couldn’t find a nice man to love anywhere in a nation of 80 million? She should have been fired and disgraced but hey, the globalist plan is to eliminate or at least marginalise the white race. And believe me, they are succeeding. All our countries particularly USA are gonna be turning brown very soon and it’s far too late to do anything about it. We now watch mindless tv rather than talk to each other. Tv tell’s us all what to do and what the truth is. Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the GOP now. He is just an entertainer with not formal education or experience is political affairs either. And the right wing nutjobs say Obama has no experience but they listen to a fat bloated drug addicted liar as though what he blathers on about has any real meaning.

    I see little hope in the near term future and would not doubt Marshal Law to be declared once the rioting begins. You know, when people get hungry and have nothing to eat they tend to get irritable. Don’t think it will happen? Explain all the empty FEMA camps. Glenn Beck was talking about them on tv the other day! What do you think their purpose is to contain martians?

  10. Justine

    You people are seriously all idiots. Except for the maybe THREE people who said she is looking hot. The woman has multiple children and still looks THAT GOOD … she is classy, respectable, dresses well, has a banging body and you can STILL find bad things to say? It must be a shitty life always putting the negative word in.

    And to those of you MORONS going on about how she’s married to a black guy — fuck off and die. People like you make me ashamed to be part of this fucking country.

  11. Ian

    Good lord she is hot.

  12. Considering her fortune is due to selling bras, there should only be pictures of her money makers.

  13. Proud

    #61 whores like you make our founding fathers efforts all in vain. Now go suck some black dick.

  14. i would love for my wife to be that hot at that age. I would still hit her like i was a teenager

  15. “I would still hit her like i was a teenager”

    You mean, like Chris Brown?

  16. Frank N. Stein

    I heard she loves anal. That’s my girl!

  17. PunkA

    She is the reason I wish I was black with a ginormous penis, instead of being white with a ginormous penis. I;d ream that ass like Moses parted the Red Sea. And I’d leave more dead swimmers behind, too.

  18. shankyouverymuch

    This woman IS the definition of physical perfection, there simply are none better – however, at the same time she is also the definition of mental retardation … as evidenced by her choice of an APE for a husband.

    I read an interview with her in which she tells of her first meeting with the scar faced gorilla. all she could speak about was that he was wearing tight biking shorts & that she couldn’t take her eyes off his gigantic crotch. This is obviously the way she chooses her life partners, & unfortunately is the very sad, sick & corrupt state of this outwardly gorgeous woman’s mind.

    Peace Out Nigga’s!

  19. JPRichardson

    Seal rocks! No, really, he rocks…

  20. JPRichardson

    ..and Heidi is perfect. I adore her. With a passion.

  21. Tom K

    #61.

    Marrying a black man is one thing but marrying one with hideous scars on his face that looks like a chimp who survived a gas explosion is another.

    P.S. What is wrong with marrying your own kind?

  22. sin

    Seal must be hung like a horse because that has to be the reason she is with him. Not because he is black. Thats weird on another level. Its because he is so fucking UGLY. Scars every where and just a really ugly face. The kid they had together got real unlucky. it got his traits instead of hers.
    A mother of 2, married to a Neanderthal, she still looks smoking hot.

  23. She looks great!

  24. Justine

    #72

    I don’t understand how or why the scars on his face make ANY fucking difference. Obviously she is mature enough to see past physical imperfections. There is nothing wrong with marrying your own kind, plenty of people do it every day … but what is wrong with NOT marrying your own kind? How is it that your mind has not matured enough to realize that people marry people of different races every single day?

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