Heidi Klum unveiled Victoria’s Secret new bra “The Perfect One” in Los Angeles today, and I take immediate umbrage with this item’s claim. If it’s so perfect where’s the beer cozy? Xbox? Remote device that pops said bra open at the push of a button?! Seriously, Victoria’s Secret, it’s like you’re not even trying. I’m so taking this thing back. Just as soon as I figure out how to unhook it….
UPDATE: Little help?
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Ryan | March 3, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Hot…
http://www.popduds.com | March 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm
heidi is looking a little tired (read: old)
Assmonkey | March 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
German girls are the best
Guest | March 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Is she wearing?
Cause if she is….than it’s
definantly not the best.
Her boobs look WEIRD
Darth | March 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
FIRST FIRST FIRST
The Emperor | March 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Darth, you loser, why don’t you just go back to your mom’s basement and spend some quality time with your Princess Leia doll?
Parker | March 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
She also has the perfect penis-holding apparatus: her tight ass.
Tranny | March 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Who the h cares about heidi klum, she’s NOT EVEN HOT anymore. did you actually see that picture?
FUGLY.
Can we please talk about something interesting, like the crazy Bachelor episode last night? Like this article: http://thepopfix.com/2009/03/03/the-bachelor-reaches-a-new-low/
0_o | March 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm
How and why is she married to Seal? I wonder if he has scars on his 8=====D and or if his 8====D is a long piece of scar tissue.
Deacon Jones | March 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm
V.S. doesnt do it for me anymore…
Just give me a roll of duct tape and a ball gag
meee | March 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
victoria’s secret just keeps making the same like, 3 bras over & over & calling them something different & jacking up the price. booooo
Jeep Community Blog | March 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
old or not, I would bang her like a drum…
@9-well said
Sauron | March 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Blonde chicks in black,that always gives me a boner.Does she like to climb a tree?
John Johnson | March 3, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Them look juggtacular to me
Rick | March 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
She’s “well preserved.”
She’s “holding up well.”
She’s “attractive for an older woman.”
If all the young chicks were dead, I’d definitely enrich her life with my thick ropey semen.
Nero | March 3, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Something tells me this is a pretty kinky one.Note that i didn’t forget the nipple clams this time.
Valerie | March 3, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I want this bra, I think–bra shopping sux btw–fucking things cost $40-60 at V.S. But hell, comfort is comfort!
Yeah Heidi is kinda old and had a few babies, but she’s 35 and a millionaire….can you top that?
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rubberSOULless | March 3, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I suppose I’d settle for an old bag like Heidi Klum.
T-Mon | March 3, 2009 at 6:17 pm
love that woman. Kids and still looking perfect and not to mention her personality.
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lindary | March 3, 2009 at 6:21 pm
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Seal's toy | March 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm
This woman is a disgrace. I hope she get’s battered by him one day.
veggi | March 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I’d like to place an order for the beer cozy bra please..
Leave out the Xbox though. I have boobs. Who needs an Xbox??
Mike | March 3, 2009 at 6:36 pm
This chick is amazingly older looking than my thirteen-day-younger wife.
Ein | March 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Now there is a woman you can hold hands in public and say shit like “love you”.
Fati | March 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
She’s old.
@5 – I’m sorry, were you serious when you said that German women are the best? Have you ever been to Germany? It’s pretty scarry there, man. They have a few models, like any nation, but their general population’s women are the ugliest in the world.
Ronan | March 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I contest that my cupped hands are in fact a superior breast holding device and am available to defend my claim at any time that Heidi Klum is available.
1moreidiotintheworld | March 3, 2009 at 7:43 pm
That bony bitch was their best choice to sell bras???????????
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 3, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Is this the woman who that fashion douche said was “too fat” to be modeling?
Is he serious?
She looks pretty damn great.
And I don’t even like her.
But you have to admit, she looks pretty damn great.
(And she sure as shit looks better than that Madonna abomination. Madonna, who is modeling now, curse her! My poor eyes…)
weaselspeed | March 3, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Her face is looking very sharp, she must have had a facelift. And her armpits look weird so an armpit reduction as well…. maybe.
Gandalf's Sleeve | March 3, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Heidi is an attractive lady. She looks great.
spamfighter | March 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm
yes alright, her udders look fine. Next.
Parker | March 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I am a scumbag.
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AirMail | March 3, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Always a class act! Pam Anderson could take some lessons.
vito | March 3, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Serious question: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
Maybe Victoria should have kept it a secret.
PS: Heidi Klum. YumYum!
vito | March 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm
er…YoomYoom!
FlyNews | March 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Somedays she looks hot, other days she looks like Seal beat her ass with Americas Next Top Dildo
truth | March 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Once in awhile she can fake it, but her peak was many years ago.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 3, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Meanwhile…
Chinese guy on the right say : Well. Ok. This all a bit too much. I hate to bwring this up.Because I don’t weelee want to admit this now – but as far as this 9/11 thing goes -they pweviously had me with ‘free fall collapse speed’ through undamaged steel structure. You know…
That type of thing.
Chinese guy on the Left : Oh.
Chinese guy on the right : Ok. Right….Oh…. Do you have any popcorn ?
Cliff Notes | March 3, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Houston.
We have a problem.
Cid | March 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Sure, she’s attractive, but after Seal pounds her in the ass (yes, an inside job) her farts are absolutely rancid.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 3, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Not weelee sure you understand the context there # 45.
But we willing to give you a ‘pass’
gerard Vandenberg | March 3, 2009 at 10:53 pm
What about an AMPUTATION, folks?(breasts)
lola | March 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Everything in Victoria’s secret is incredibly overpriced Chinese-made crap. The stuff looks nice, fits okay, and falls apart. I find their products to be uncomfortable. I always come across a ton of VS stuff at thrift stores (half of the time new with tags) because people buy the stuff and realize it wasn’t worth it. Heidi looks perfect here!
Bud Lite | March 3, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Say Gerald. How are things at Vector Motors ?
Inside job ?
“Both the lawyers for the young men and the Israeli Embassy chalk it up to immature conduct. “
Cliff Notes | March 3, 2009 at 11:18 pm
“Said one of the men, denying that they were laughing or happy on the morning of Sept. 11, “The fact of the matter is we are coming from a country that experiences terror daily. Our purpose was to document the event.” ”
Say Gerry and Lola . Inside job ? How about you Bud Lite ?