Heidi and Spencer need to get hit by a bus

March 24th, 2008 // 144 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrated Easter by continuing their holiday tradition of posing for “candid” shots that make me want to throw a live wolverine at their heads. What the hell are the point of these pictures? Who actually thinks this shit is real? Besides Us Weekly. I mean, that’s not even Spencer’s niece. I see that midget at the bar all the time. Bastard still won’t tell me where he hides his pot of gold…

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  1. Cthulha

    seriously, take this shit down.

  2. Darth Hater

    Fish Dude:

    Please don’t post anymore pictures of these people unless they are splattered on a sidewalk. They aren’t going away when YOU KEEP PUTTING THEIR PICTURES ON YOUR SITE.

    Thank you.

  3. Lynn

    Heidi is my favorite. She looks so cute. I love her. I saw her on “w e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m” last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

  4. Hamper Lint

    I am so ashamed to me blonde and white … got me some hair dye and a knife.

  5. The fakest couple in Hollywood

    http://carahurley.blogspot.com

    I doubt they were ever in love. She works for his publicity-seeking company.

  6. jason

    If i am not mistaken, i saw their profiles on a celebrity dating site called

    WEALTHYLOVES.c o m where people can find their perfect matches or quality

    friendships. maybe they know each other here.

  7. Tom

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

    Because white women still suck.

  8. CNC

    Did they kidnap that poor child?

    I feel so bad for these two ugly bastards. They pay for every snap shot that exists of them- so, so, so pathetic.

  9. robynnn

    god help us

  10. rachel

    faggotry at its finest

  11. Festivus

    Heidi’s hideous mug doesn’t do too well in the sun. I mean she always looks like ass but this takes it to a new level.

    Whitney Port is by a fair margin the hottest girl overall on The Hills.

  12. missing teeth

    They are so bad they are brilliant, BRAVO!!

  13. Ted from LA

    I wish she would break up with this asshole tomorrow and start dating OJ Simpson.

  14. justtheobvious

    these 2 fags brother & sister? they look a lot alike. her friggin mouth is as big as my ass. she looks stupid as shit with it flopped open that big. My ass looks stupid when it is open that big too. He has a gay fake ass smile too. And the kid needs punched in the mouth for not punching them in the mouth.

  15. captain america

    They are so fucking ugly it makes my eyes bleed.

  16. Chelle

    I agree a bus would do the job!

  17. Anal Fistula

    punch n’ fuck. or just punch n’ punch. whatever.

  18. reggiebush

    attention seeking ugly fakes.
    I agree take this shit down in giving these freaks this attention you are encouraging them.

  19. KillMONTAG

    Prat is the right fucking word for this loser and his slut fake girlfriend.

  20. So happiness .I am wondering if their love can last so long?I just saw her in millonaire dating site “WealthyLoving.com”.Dose she really searching her new lovein this site?

  21. Calendargirl01

    These two make me want to run barbed wire across my eyeballs!

  22. Bean

    Why must the media continue to print these two twits? Stop posting them, douf.

  23. Bean

    Why must the media continue to print these two twits? Stop posting them, douf.

  24. Lindsey

    Looks like Donny Osmond.

  25. RamaOtster

    Spencers shoes.

  26. brady

    Take them off your site, please. They make me sick! Haven’t seen their show, and will never do.

  27. Grunion

    How can u live in California and be so pale?

  28. Grunion

    That kids gonna go home and tell her mom all about playing with the pretty horsey…

  29. Quavis

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    Those two are as fake as horse face’s tits!

  30. rachel

    I am so over this gay shit. it’s ugly.

  31. Deva

    Kill those bastards

  32. colon

    it’s so gay.
    Is rape still legal???

  33. pfft

    the lil girl is gonna grow up like brit brit if she keeps on hanging out with em

  34. Michael Dickerson

    wtf is wrong with heidi’s lower left leg in number three…a fatty lump? must be the only fat deposit in her body that’s not been sucked out.

  35. Stacey shite

    I hate these dumb fucks! I have herpes too!
    swrightatcardiomemsdotcom

  36. i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

  37. i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

  38. i think plastic surgery did wonders for her because she was fuckin ugly before but shes still a loser along with her boy

  39. wegeton

    where did the kid come from?

  40. Christie

    Hollywood is full of fake shit, but these have got to be the biggest posers I’ve ever heard of. Superficial writer, I’m looking into renting a bus right now!

  41. Katie

    PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE PEOPLE

  42. stizz

    Ugh it looks like they’re posing for a Sears catalogue. And they’re constantly looking at the camera.

  43. whiner

    if you can’t resist posting their stupid ass photos and then hear all of us moan and groan, post them photoshopped…like replace Heidi’s mouth with a ridiculously large vulva…and undress Spencer and have his man parts removed so as to make im look like a Ken doll. I feel like slicing the implants out of that chest of hers and feed it to Spencer, kung pao style.

  44. seriously?

    I don’t think I’ve ever read a more appropriate headline such as this.

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