Heidi and Spencer are hoarders now

May 12th, 2010 // 57 Comments

Seen here committing what has to be a war crime, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are apparently trying to break into the hoarders genre now, according to Life & Style:

The insider shares frightening never-before-seen photos of their actual home far from Hollywood in LA’s Pacific Palisades area. The kitchen and living room are filled with Spencer’s crystals, stacks of his screenplays and junk everywhere. “Their four dogs aren’t housebroken,” an insider tells Life & Style. “They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.

I’m all for women’s lib, suffrage, etc. but that last sentence has to be the most hilarious thing I’ve read all week. Not because I think women should clean up after men, but because when you have more plastic in you than the vacuum, don’t be surprised when you’re used like one.

HEIDI: You know, there are “other things” that vacuums can do, Spencer…
SPENCER: *starts licking a crystal* Beam me to Happy Land. HAPPY LAND!

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  1. tjytjy

    first?

  2. Vanessa

    Plastic surgery and assumptions about a woman’s lack of respect for herself don’t make it okay for someone else to disrespect her.

  3. bar room hero

    what a couple of douchebags.

    Heidi looks like a transsexual!

  4. Chico

    Who the fuck are these people and what do they do? Heidi & Spencer must DIE!

  5. blondiemcblonde

    One: I hate the golden pubes all over his face.
    Two: I hate his pinky ring.
    Three: I hate him.

  6. I love this train wreck! I can’t wait until their show goes off the air just to see what they do next to stay in the spotlight. Please Jesus, let it be murder-suicide!

  7. Danklin24

    Are these people for fuckin’ real? Jesus christ, do something meaningful with your lives, douchebags.

  8. Puke

    With all that plastic surgery she has had, her legs are still fat!

  9. snarkeyscreenname

    Fish!! You have found a way to time travel??? You dirty dog, how dare you not share this with the rest of us! How DID you travel to May 19th of this year in order to snap these photos….sneaky sneaky

  10. Sport

    Their families must be SO proud.
    (So proud in fact they likely changed their names.)

  11. Randal

    Listen Spencer, that is no way to treat a beautiful lady, let alone your lovely wife. Telling her to clean up after the dogs. You should be ashamed of yourself! What’s happened to you man? You’ve always held yourself with a high regard and here you are, pushing a woman around.

    Smarten up!

    Randal

  12. Capt Paul

    Trying to get on that show Hoarders?

    These 2 losers will do anything to stay on TV……

  13. e

    wow the extra 15 minutes from her plastic surgery must be up.

  14. It's Me Fuckers

    “when you have more plastic in you than the vacuum, don’t be surprised when you’re used like one”

    best line ever. She also has the intelligence of a vacuum.

  15. Could we please start an investigation into how these frigtards gained access to Camp Pendleton for a staged photoshoot???

  16. crazypants

    Murder – Suicide in…5…4…3…2….

  17. bres

    LOL @ # 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  18. dbk

    She looks really good when not dressed like a robot sex doll. She needs to wear normal clothes more often! HOT!!!!!

  19. Carla

    Has anyone noticed that her face is now crooked? When she smiles, it’s all lopsided. Poor thing. What a shame to treat yourself that way.

  20. Cash

    Love pic #8

    Yeah, it’s an Army hat you fucking faggot. Well done. Now put it down before you disgrace the service any more then you already have.

  21. Ranger Rob

    I was kinda hoping Heidi would leave that douchebag Spencer. They have not been photo’d together for a long time. Bummer, all that surgical work to improve her appearance and she still has that dead albatross ruining her image.

  22. Ashley

    I actually feel bad for Heidi here. She doesn’t strike me as a particularly smart person, but if Spencer were the only guy she has been with, he’s the only one that makes her feel like she’s worth anything… I’m still not saying she’s smart or has a good reason to be famous, but I kind of feel bad that she’s only known this douche bag who we’re constantly hearing about being a bigger ass than the week before. I’d feel bad for any woman being dragged down by his mess.

    Let him go, and when you find someone better, it’ll all make sense and your self worth won’t be dependent on this crazy fuck.

  23. fucktardo

    I followed the link and he has some former marine living in their guest room “Cougar” Zank.

    I bet don’t ask don’t tell is going on in there.

  24. Elena

    She doesn’t look so bad here, usually she looks like her face is melting. She looks better when she smiles.

  25. bobalouskie

    I think Heidi is beautiful and her tits are big enough. The bad thing is that she pulled out that used tampon and married it.

  26. bobalouskie

    I think Heidi is beautiful and her tits are big enough. The bad thing is that she pulled out that used tampon and married it.

  27. bobalouskie

    I think Heidi is beautiful and her tits are big enough. The bad thing is that she pulled out that used tampon and married it.

  28. bobalouskie

    I think Heidi is beautiful and her tits are big enough. The bad thing is that she pulled out that used tampon and married it.

  29. fugsrus

    # 6 lmfao ….
    #8 not only that but extremely short !
    without upshots , twisty posin’ & 6 inch heels ewwwww
    ….
    the docta’ made the head waay too big for the body…
    for unforgettable laughs check out ‘lisa nova ‘ on youtube & the parody of heidi’s interview after the surgery …
    enjoy !!!

  30. chelsea

    at least they go together now. 100% asshole. 100% plastic/fake.

  31. Sardonic

    The silly seduction of media notoriety consumes 2 more ignorant and remarkably directionless people.

  32. KiNGCoBRa

    Okay, I think she looks awful and very “synthetic,” but people are saying she has fat legs? wtf?

    Only a few explanations
    1. You are a virgin, and don’t know shit.
    2. You are a latent homo (nothing wrong with that)
    3. Maybe a pedo (latent?) because you like figures that resemble children.

    just sayin’

  33. justifiable

    Jesus, first these bandbagon jumping dicksmacks were all for McCain (whoever he was, right?), then they decided they backed the wrong horse so they were wholeheartedly all for Obama, and now since hoarding is the new black they’re all over THAT like flies on shit.

    Since HBO’s film on Jack Kevorkian got a lot of attention and praise, couldn’t SOME fucking network start a suicide pact club?

    (Yeah, I see you scooped me #6 but I’ve been offline and waiting to post this for hours and for once I’m not gonna care if it’s a repeat.)

  34. CAnon 7D

    Canon 5D sells just dropped 90%!!! sorry youre gonna need more than full frame for those fat hips, L lens wont make any of them “luxury”. f@ck she is ugly.

  35. Heather

    Will u STOP posting about these fucktards! ONCE AND FOR ALL PLEEEEASE!

  36. J.H. Christ

    She needs the hat, without it her face would melt…..

  37. J.H. Christ

    She needs the hat, without it her face would melt…..

  38. laura

    She’s looking a lot better. I’m happy they for her. They didn’t mess up her face like I thought they did.

  39. Pillowpants

    Who the fuck let that pair onto Camp Pendleton? The base is supposed to be full of Marines and other professionals, not Assclown and Implant.

  40. marine

    theyre at the school of infantry which is accessed by the basilone road gate, from interstate 5 coming from LA. School of Infantry is where marines learn advanced infantry after boot camp, and non infantry marines complete the compressed version of SOI over about 3 weeks. All of the marines on the west coast cycle through here 10 days after boot camp, and with the constant flow of new marines with no cars, there is a constant flow of civilians coming to pick them up, which is why they probably got past the gate unquestioned, or with minimal questioning. that and marines love boobs. ask any marine, we all love titties.

    being stationed on camp pendleton for 4 years, its been my experience that girls, with or without a boyfriend accompanying them, have few reasons to be on camp pendleton. for those of you without a brain, ill spell it out for you. pretty girls come to marine bases to get railed by multiple marines in rapid succession more often than not. ask gwen stefani what she thinks of the camp pendleton marines, if she remembers the camp pendleton enlisted club. i would not be suprised if she managed to ditch this guy for long enough to bang some of the few and the proud.

  41. , I can not wait for the air show just to see what they do next to stay spotlight.You’ve always been yourself, and here we are, pushing the woman around.

  42. thank you your share.

  43. tard

    Tick-Tock fifteen minutes or so is up. Ah hell I see a celeb rehab for one of these two.

  44. Oh, I see the circus is in town.

  45. was in a bikini other one is fully clothed again, one and wouldn’t and at his douchey looking little boy shorts or mankini and then fall asleep on him is ” the

  46. no ass. She’s like on the weight. She no figure. No waist, no hips, has no talent, so her body the redneck Snooki. The back shot

  47. captain america

    …….daktari’s “Clarence” was squinting too, heidi!!

  48. what a couple of douchebags.

    Heidi looks like a transsexual!

  49. eggomania

    Would anyone seriously be surprised if it all ended in a murder-suicide? I think not.

  50. Thanks very much for sharing.

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