Heidi and Audrina’s breasts got cancelled

March 25th, 2010 // 58 Comments

Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag’s careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for a while, focus on their acting classes and try to land legitimate roles, but that’d be a tragic waste of fake tits. No, really, as I was typing this, the Indian from that TV commercial walked in here and shed a single, solemn tear.

Then whipped a tomahawk at me for using the word “Indian.” Dammit, Chief Squeezes Boobs!


  1. I think she may very pride of her body!

  2. Thank you for your sharing .

  3. Thank you for your sharing .

  4. Thank you for this post

  5. Random

    I wanna a titfuck.

  6. I hate to admit it but Heidi looks alot better than Audrina Patridge in these pics.Heidi had to go through all that surgery and still can’t compete with Audrina Patridge when it comes to beauty.

  7. Why didn’t her psychic mamager tell her this was comming?

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