Civilization just became slightly less doomed. The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag’s careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for a while, focus on their acting classes and try to land legitimate roles, but that’d be a tragic waste of fake tits. No, really, as I was typing this, the Indian from that TV commercial walked in here and shed a single, solemn tear.
Then whipped a tomahawk at me for using the word “Indian.” Dammit, Chief Squeezes Boobs!
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
heckyeah | March 25, 2010 at 12:43 pm
FIRST
AND HOT
blt | March 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm
They need not apply then to this if they are looking for work.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/pirates-of-the-caribbean-_2_n_509903.html
alpine1 | March 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm
I will miss those titties!
dude | March 25, 2010 at 12:51 pm
good news.
Fake Tittied Losers | March 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Aw… airhead heidi (who fired her husband as manager, hired a psychic then fired him as well) & her fake titties won’t be on the air anymore? I’m so hurt… NOT! ‘Bout time the 2 fake tittied no-talents got booted…
alpine1 | March 25, 2010 at 12:58 pm
LOL when I read their occupation in Wiki.
Occupations Reality television personality, recording artist, fashion designer
Good luck with the rest of your remaining talents.
TekMoney | March 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Thank GOD and good riddance.
Sport | March 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm
finally some good news, lets all pray for the Kardashians disappearing soon, too.
cc | March 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm
So this is what it feels like to win a lottery…
And yes, I second the motion that the fucking Kardashians vanish very, very soon.
Teddy | March 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Audrina’s pictures are always certainly ball-drainers for me; she’s smoking hot and I would love to do everything to her.
cc | March 25, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I have to admit though…if I came home and found Heidi hiding beneath my sheets, I wouldn’t be unhappy.
Dumb Talentless Ho's | March 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Why didn’t her psychic mamager tell her this was comming?
Dumb Talentless Ho's | March 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Why didn’t her psychic mamager tell her this was comming?
Marico | March 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm
What an horrible bunch of fake plastic tits. This is hugely not sexy. I join #7 to proclaim good riddance.
Alli Watermelon | March 25, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Man, this sucks. I really love that show. It’s really insightful and brings out my intellectual side.
sap | March 25, 2010 at 1:39 pm
she is charming as always!
sap | March 25, 2010 at 1:42 pm
she is always beautiful!
Mr. Krinkle | March 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm
They’ll be doing porn within a year, hopefully
e | March 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm
at least heidi has her singing career to fall back on.
and hopefully a spiked wrought iron fence.
HLM | March 25, 2010 at 1:58 pm
It’s about time. Now maybe they’ll all fade into the obscurity of internet porn and I won’t have to hear about them anymore.
quadracer | March 25, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I guess it’s only a matter of time before they make a run to Playboy in an attempt to continue their careers… As long as they don’t have an interview to show their lack of intellectual insight, they may stand a very slight, very small slim chance.
sixpack | March 25, 2010 at 2:13 pm
…what’s The Hills?
bar room hero | March 25, 2010 at 2:19 pm
slags…
Audrina is a bit o’ alright, but Heidi looks like a tranny.
Randal | March 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
These two both radiate intense warm sunshine, and will remain the A-listers they fully deserve to be! They will be heralded as legends, just you wait and see. They are an inspiration to us all, and their natural beauty just radiates. There’s nothing more appealing than two empty-headed attention-whores that are doubtless carriers of a garden variety of diseases. May they both end up in women’s prisons getting ass-banged by butch dykes weiding large strap-ons.
@1 – go fuck yourself with a red-hot poker. Asswipe!
Randal
AnonymousError | March 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
The Hills lost all of it’s integrity after Lauren left. That’s not to say it had a whole lot of integrity in the first place but now it’s fakeness is over the top. Fake drama, fake sets, fake boobs, etc. I don’t care what happens to these bitches. Hopefully they made enough money from the last 5 years that we’ll never have to see them again and they can bow out gracefully… something tells me Audrina will do just that but Heidi wont.
John | March 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm
SWEET! Thank God, possibly the worst show ever IMHO.
Dude | March 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
that Heidi chick has the best Rack in the world
Nameless | March 25, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Here comes a whole slew of future Mischa Bartons in the making because of this. Heidi’s going to wish she kept all the money she spent on that stupid record and her plastic surgery because she going to go broke quick.
Ego | March 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I guess they can no safely transition to porn without MTV getting all bitchy.
Oh an if porn doesn’t work for them (I don’t see how), I’ve got jobs for both of them. heh
Teatery Tripe | March 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Mmmmm, breasts.
Footclan | March 25, 2010 at 5:19 pm
They’ll probably end up on bangbus in like a year.
Just Cause | March 25, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Goodbye! Good riddance.
Your Beadazzler (tm) | March 25, 2010 at 8:08 pm
so THAT’S what they meant by four horsemen of the apocalypse…
Maniacfive | March 25, 2010 at 8:58 pm
end their careers. C’mon Fish what are you smoking?! Their careers aint ended,
I alone would totally pay for any Audrina porn, and there’s another winter Olympics in four years. We can expect to see Heidi’s chin in the ski jump.
cc | March 25, 2010 at 8:59 pm
C’mon guys, you have to feel for her. 3 people buy her album, her show gets cancelled…and then she gets to go home to Spencer Pratt.
stupid | March 25, 2010 at 9:10 pm
I’d still like to tit fuck Heidi.
m3 ds real | March 26, 2010 at 12:49 am
audrina, you should not be frends with heidi untill lauren has talked to hedi and not holly. right now it would upset lauren too much and she could not handle it, and audrina would you what to lose lauren? you are am amazing friend and lauren is good as well, don’t be soo mean to her. i’m serious. season four of the hills is amazing. cannot wait for he next epoiside
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ella | March 26, 2010 at 2:51 am
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vajinismus | March 26, 2010 at 4:10 am
finally some good news, lets all pray for the Kardashians disappearing soon, too.
captain america | March 26, 2010 at 9:05 am
well………..THE BIGGER THE BETTER!!
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Watch Episodes Online | March 26, 2010 at 10:48 am
Nice
Brooke | March 26, 2010 at 11:21 am
I was hoping after her plastic surgery healed some she would look somewhat better, but she doesn’t. It’s really sad when someone that was gorgeous the way she was in the beginning felt the need to have all that surgery done and ruined their face in the process. I mean she looked great to begin with and then she had the breast implants and nose job and still looked great, but after these last ten surgeries she looks hideous and I bet it can’t be undone now. It’s sad so while I love seeing Kristin C on the Hills I am glad this is the last season. I wish after that the Kristin would get her own reality show. I’d watch it she’s by far the most interesting person on the show. The Hills was really Lauren’s show and Kristin just took over but I’d like to see Kristin get her own show they could call it Man Eater. I’m glad Kristin is staying naturally beautiful and not getting a ton of plastic surgery. I hope now that Heidi has ruined her face that she disappears out of the limelight and out of the gossip columns. I wonder if when the show ends if her and Spencer will too since it’s a fake scripted show?
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Henky Spanky | March 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
FUcking love those big tits of that girl. Would be a shame if she disapperead from telly. Need some more naked pics from here for sure (for my own site!!!)
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