Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will make Inception look like a stupid idea made by stupids. RadarOnline reports:
“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on,” Stone told RadarOnline.com. “He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda of like a douche-bag type of guy, not too cool.”
Stone, who watched the clip with both Heidi and Spencer, says she has no idea if a reconciliation between the two are in the works but “she didn’t even know they were going through a divorce” based on their hanging out session.
Heidi has also been uncharacteristically reclusive the past month and the last time that happened she emerged looking like Bazonga Barbie. So God willing she’ll come out this time with Voltron’s face and tits the size of bean-bag chairs. Don’t judge me.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Voltron face would at least make her interesting in some regard.
Dr McBeef, what are your thoughts on eating bleached asshole?
It’s not like using a bleach based cleaning solution at home. The bleaching treatment only decolorizes skin around the anus and does not disinfect the anal area. Even if the area was disinfected, the passage of feces would contaminate the area soon after any treatment.
but what if she never shits?
Then she has a big problem that needs to be taken care of.
But in the meantime go ahead and munch away. You obviously want to & the possible consequence have been clearly described. People will always assume sexual risks in the pursuit of fulfillment.
everybody shits, even plastic mannequins.
I would in a heart beat!
I would pay. And tip and eat the ass. And punch her in the face if she cries!!!
She looks like Gwyneth Paltrow now.
Looks like a generic porn star…hint hint Heidi, i’d pay a good $1.50 to see one of your cinematic masterpieces.
Who gives a crap? Let them die off already.
I’d love to get my hands on those tits
Amen to that.
lol
SICK BASTARDS!!! GO MASTURBATE ON UR FACE!!
her body is now built for sex
I wonder which one’s pussy smells worse?
synthetic or not she fills that dress out pretty well
Is that a glass dildo in her hand? Check out pics 2 & 3. Does she use that to shove up Spencer’s ass?
Bwahaha!
Dude, that is a CRYSTAL DILDO!!
Spencer wouldn’t have anything but crystals shoved up his ass….Only the best for him….How could you even suggest plain glass?
No More of the D-Bag Twins!!!!
YOU PROMISED PHISH!!!! YOU PROMISED!
They deserve each other
Heid is annoyingand shamefully i would not kick her outta bed.
she took out her cheek implants. weird. she looks more like her normal self
she’s disgusting.
Damn it, Fish! I just succeeded in forgetting these two wastes of flesh existed…why did you have to go and start talking about them again?
On a similar note, what the fuck happened to Heidi…I mean, she was never all that much of a looker, but at least I could stand to look at her. She looks fucking terrible in these pictures; like someone hit her in the face with a tire iron two or three times, only without the bruising.
Damn it, Fish! I just succeeded in forgetting these two wastes of flesh existed…why did you have to go and start talking about them again?
On a similar note, what the fuck happened to Heidi…I mean, she was never all that much of a looker, but at least I could stand to look at her. She looks fucking terrible in these pictures; like someone hit her in the face with a tire iron two or three times, only without the bruising.
I’d bang the shit outta here.
You know. I’ve been known to claim I’d bang pretty much any of the celebrities on this site, but I wouldn’t touch anything that Spencer Pratt has (pretended) to fuck. I won’t go so far to claim Heidi is ugly, but her personality overshadows any amount of desire to eat her ass.
Touche sir.
She’s starting to look like Chelsea Clinton.
OMG its not true! They would never do something like that to get attention!
The Aristocrats
I got a great act!
fake or not, what a body!!
How is it possible that I can so deeply despise two people whom I’ve never met? Someone? Anyone?
I wonder that myself…….
Agreed
Probably because you know they will not be any different in person…
A valid point, Kevin.
Man I would piihb…still
ya’ll should show some un-shopped foto’s..
the same 3 sets of foto’s have been circulating for the last year now ..
lots of black outline around the figures & always the shadow under the jaw to create a neck ..
since hontag has such short tinylegs they must always be camoflaged …
to see the 2 of them in real life is something you’ll never forget ..they are super tiny ..
he’s a midget with a square head & eyes too close together ..
i can’t even describe her ..
she’s the same height standing up as she is sitting down …
the boobs are the least of her prob’s …
her head & face is way too big for the body
she’s as ugly as sin and on the inside too..
there was never any reality show in the works…
they are both banned from television & certainly you must be aware of that …
they tried to press serious false charges & now nobody will touch them …
not nice people ..
whatever reality they’re doin is from splatt’s cell phone ..
& their only choice now is porn ..
& i doubt they will be good at that..
someone should keep telling heidi that her tits are WAY TOO small. I want see how big she’ll keep going.
lmao like those farang ding dong girls out of thailand? :D
I don’t get it. I find neither of those people attractive in the slightest. Even with all that plastic surgery, Heidi looks like a skanky bimbo imo. That’s not attractive.
Can someone please shoot these 2 assholes already? Their continuing to breathe air is an affront to all us normal people…
Both of these people are so obviously agents of the devil, and if you can’t see that much then there’s no hope for you to have any understanding of the spiritual world at all. I mean, come on: it’s like Satan is begging to be recognized under the thin veneer of these two a-holes. This couple is a softball from the devil, people.
Right now Satan is f-cking you in the ass, but you can’t feel it cause you’re brain dead.
ignoramus, the devil would never play softball. the red one plays hockey, blue one plays hoops.
Sean fuck you
i find myself in the unforeseeable place of sorta agreeing with sean for once; if, by saying they are ‘agents of the devil’ you mean that someone should immediately grab a wooden stake and remove this menacing evil from our society.
Just because I have nothing better to do I figured I would mention there is no proof that the devil or God exist…I look forward to your bad logic and philosophy to attempt to prove me wrong.
big tits on a mannequin,should have kept the original face,audrina,kristin still hottest 2
two lost souls,fame turned assholes,clinging on,all but gone,way to long,right this wrong,stop feeding the beast,not interested in the least.
Man she looks (more) horrible.
i want to fuck the shit out of her while spencer is hogtied in the corner of the room
i want to stick my tongue in her ass
i want to and i don’t know why
i think she is gross
but still
i want to fuck the shit out of her
I know exactly what you mean.
Why do you guys keep giving free press to these morons? Are you getting paid to do it?
Are you that desparate to find filler for these pages???????
“I won’t go so far to claim Heidi is ugly, but her personality overshadows any amount of desire to eat her ass.”
I don´t have that problem, because I´ve never watched any of her ´shows´, nor will i ever. That being sad, this lady is definitely the hottest piece of plastic ass around. =P
This big-titted plastic bitch has got some seriously hot legs.
Is that a glass dildo she’s holding? It will come in handy if she hangs out with him.
Oh, and whose airplane are they cleaning?
I was just kidding
I’m actually gay and want to eat Spencer’s bleached asshole
Ummm….is she carrying a glass dildo there? (Pretty sure she is…and it looks like it actually has balls.)
Not that you could blame her, I guess, since the alternative is skin beard. *shrug*
hey fish What happend when you promised not to talk about those two doucebags few years ago? Please for the love of god and all the people in the united states STOP TALKING ABOUT DOUCHE AND MISS DOUCHEBAG WE DON’T F’ING CARE and heed the words of the words of the late george carlin Bullshit is bad for ya!
I would violate this bitch, like nut on the face, legs, chest and ass, all in one gust!
Dammit. Pratt just spooged all over his keyboard seeing his picture here again. Now that they are done I am curious what last ditch effort at staying relevant spence is going to try. Maybe he can hook up with snooki at the beach for some candids. Wait she is to famous for him.
DANG! I HATE HIS BEARD (and I don’t mean her)
quite the “man”dible Heidi is sportin……
her face is a disaster. at least her face looked normal pre-op. now it just looks all plastic and immobile.
all u people r sick
Some girls do not need makeup.
Some girls can pull off a more natural shade like what Heidi’s wearing now.
Unfortunately Heidi needs makeup or else she looks like a bare Barbi before they paint on her face.
Much like her personality and body, she cannot pull off natural at this point.
Just when you think for a millisecond that perhaps HM was finally beginning getting her shit together, she hands Pussy Boy a large candle to relight the fuse on her imploding life. Perhaps we need to forget her. And if she’s still alive by 30 maybe she’ll have her shit together. CYA in 6 Heidi.
Heidi is acutally looking like the old Heidi and not so plastic like!
That’s some midwest inbred white trash right there boy. She is a mouth breather and he’s that dude from children of the corn
You have nailed it.
busted….