Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will make Inception look like a stupid idea made by stupids. RadarOnline reports:
“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on,” Stone told RadarOnline.com. “He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda of like a douche-bag type of guy, not too cool.”
Stone, who watched the clip with both Heidi and Spencer, says she has no idea if a reconciliation between the two are in the works but “she didn’t even know they were going through a divorce” based on their hanging out session.
Heidi has also been uncharacteristically reclusive the past month and the last time that happened she emerged looking like Bazonga Barbie. So God willing she’ll come out this time with Voltron’s face and tits the size of bean-bag chairs. Don’t judge me.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Richard McBeef | July 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
Voltron face would at least make her interesting in some regard.
pimp | July 29, 2010 at 11:46 am
Dr McBeef, what are your thoughts on eating bleached asshole?
Richard McBeef, MD | July 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
It’s not like using a bleach based cleaning solution at home. The bleaching treatment only decolorizes skin around the anus and does not disinfect the anal area. Even if the area was disinfected, the passage of feces would contaminate the area soon after any treatment.
pimp | July 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm
but what if she never shits?
Cock Dr | July 29, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Then she has a big problem that needs to be taken care of.
But in the meantime go ahead and munch away. You obviously want to & the possible consequence have been clearly described. People will always assume sexual risks in the pursuit of fulfillment.
Richard McBeef | July 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm
everybody shits, even plastic mannequins.
She looks good | July 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I would in a heart beat!
CARLO | July 30, 2010 at 9:33 am
I would pay. And tip and eat the ass. And punch her in the face if she cries!!!
timmy the dying boy | July 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
She looks like Gwyneth Paltrow now.
rick | July 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
Looks like a generic porn star…hint hint Heidi, i’d pay a good $1.50 to see one of your cinematic masterpieces.
Jimmy James | July 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
Who gives a crap? Let them die off already.
SCUM | July 29, 2010 at 11:51 am
I wonder which one’s pussy smells worse?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 11:53 am
synthetic or not she fills that dress out pretty well
Jimbo | July 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
Is that a glass dildo in her hand? Check out pics 2 & 3. Does she use that to shove up Spencer’s ass?
ZigZagZoey | July 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Bwahaha!
Dude, that is a CRYSTAL DILDO!!
Spencer wouldn’t have anything but crystals shoved up his ass….Only the best for him….How could you even suggest plain glass?
Photoshop Police | July 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
No More of the D-Bag Twins!!!!
YOU PROMISED PHISH!!!! YOU PROMISED!
Lightdragon | July 29, 2010 at 11:56 am
Heid is annoyingand shamefully i would not kick her outta bed.
Maeby | July 29, 2010 at 11:57 am
she took out her cheek implants. weird. she looks more like her normal self
skippy | July 29, 2010 at 11:59 am
she’s disgusting.
Matrim | July 29, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Damn it, Fish! I just succeeded in forgetting these two wastes of flesh existed…why did you have to go and start talking about them again?
On a similar note, what the fuck happened to Heidi…I mean, she was never all that much of a looker, but at least I could stand to look at her. She looks fucking terrible in these pictures; like someone hit her in the face with a tire iron two or three times, only without the bruising.
Shaun | July 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I’d bang the shit outta here.
Drew | July 29, 2010 at 12:15 pm
You know. I’ve been known to claim I’d bang pretty much any of the celebrities on this site, but I wouldn’t touch anything that Spencer Pratt has (pretended) to fuck. I won’t go so far to claim Heidi is ugly, but her personality overshadows any amount of desire to eat her ass.
Shaun | July 30, 2010 at 1:57 am
Touche sir.
Harrison | July 29, 2010 at 12:13 pm
She’s starting to look like Chelsea Clinton.
Kevin | July 29, 2010 at 12:16 pm
OMG its not true! They would never do something like that to get attention!
stinky mcpoop | July 29, 2010 at 12:18 pm
The Aristocrats
jumpin_j | July 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I got a great act!
oooaaahhh | July 29, 2010 at 12:24 pm
fake or not, what a body!!
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 12:32 pm
How is it possible that I can so deeply despise two people whom I’ve never met? Someone? Anyone?
Cock Dr | July 29, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I wonder that myself…….
absinthe | July 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Agreed
Kevin | July 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Probably because you know they will not be any different in person…
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
A valid point, Kevin.
Nameless | July 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm
someone should keep telling heidi that her tits are WAY TOO small. I want see how big she’ll keep going.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm
lmao like those farang ding dong girls out of thailand? :D
Ugh... | July 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Can someone please shoot these 2 assholes already? Their continuing to breathe air is an affront to all us normal people…
sean | July 29, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Both of these people are so obviously agents of the devil, and if you can’t see that much then there’s no hope for you to have any understanding of the spiritual world at all. I mean, come on: it’s like Satan is begging to be recognized under the thin veneer of these two a-holes. This couple is a softball from the devil, people.
The Laughing G-d | July 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Right now Satan is f-cking you in the ass, but you can’t feel it cause you’re brain dead.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm
ignoramus, the devil would never play softball. the red one plays hockey, blue one plays hoops.
Fuck You | July 29, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Sean fuck you
Bunny Foofoo | July 29, 2010 at 5:28 pm
i find myself in the unforeseeable place of sorta agreeing with sean for once; if, by saying they are ‘agents of the devil’ you mean that someone should immediately grab a wooden stake and remove this menacing evil from our society.
Kevin | July 29, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Just because I have nothing better to do I figured I would mention there is no proof that the devil or God exist…I look forward to your bad logic and philosophy to attempt to prove me wrong.
Turd Ferguson | July 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Man she looks (more) horrible.
jdjonesdr | July 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Why do you guys keep giving free press to these morons? Are you getting paid to do it?
Are you that desparate to find filler for these pages???????
PostmortemG | July 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm
“I won’t go so far to claim Heidi is ugly, but her personality overshadows any amount of desire to eat her ass.”
I don´t have that problem, because I´ve never watched any of her ´shows´, nor will i ever. That being sad, this lady is definitely the hottest piece of plastic ass around. =P
Matthew | July 29, 2010 at 3:13 pm
hey fish What happend when you promised not to talk about those two doucebags few years ago? Please for the love of god and all the people in the united states STOP TALKING ABOUT DOUCHE AND MISS DOUCHEBAG WE DON’T F’ING CARE and heed the words of the words of the late george carlin Bullshit is bad for ya!
russ | July 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Dammit. Pratt just spooged all over his keyboard seeing his picture here again. Now that they are done I am curious what last ditch effort at staying relevant spence is going to try. Maybe he can hook up with snooki at the beach for some candids. Wait she is to famous for him.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm
DANG! I HATE HIS BEARD (and I don’t mean her)
frosty | July 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm
quite the “man”dible Heidi is sportin……
Al | July 29, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Just when you think for a millisecond that perhaps HM was finally beginning getting her shit together, she hands Pussy Boy a large candle to relight the fuse on her imploding life. Perhaps we need to forget her. And if she’s still alive by 30 maybe she’ll have her shit together. CYA in 6 Heidi.
awesome guy | July 29, 2010 at 6:02 pm
That’s some midwest inbred white trash right there boy. She is a mouth breather and he’s that dude from children of the corn
FrankNfrtr | July 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm
You have nailed it.
Phil McCracken | July 29, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Two ugliest people on earth.
captain america | July 30, 2010 at 12:37 am
psst: THE HORROR-SAGA CONTINUES!!
God | July 30, 2010 at 2:39 am
She is number 1 on my arse-to-mouth list.
k | July 30, 2010 at 5:32 am
sick of these losers.
Boo | July 30, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Man he has bad hair!
15minutesAreGone | July 31, 2010 at 11:43 am
These idiots have outlived their 15 minutes..let them die off already. Fuuuuck