Heidi Montag’s Creator Killed in Car Accident

August 17th, 2010 // 63 Comments

Dr. Frank Ryan, the man responsible for Heidi Montag‘s current form, was found dead yesterday after his Jeep rolled off the Pacific Coast Highway. It looks like he was Tweeting while he was driving which finally makes playing Dr. Frankenstein: Barbie Edition his second worst decision. Sort of. TMZ reports:

Ryan, who was 50, was trapped in the vehicle and had major head injuries. The Ventura County Fire Department tried hoisting Ryan using a helicopter, but the attempt was called off. Ryan was pronounced dead at the scene.
Minutes before the crash, Ryan Tweeted, “After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the pch west of Malibu. Much harder than it looks! Whew!”
Ryan’s last Tweet, “Border collie jill surveying the view from atop the sand dune.”

Of course no one will be more broken up than Heidi who was hoping to be back-scooped into Sandra Bullock this year. “She seems so sassy.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Ouch Fish

  2. skipper

    NOOOO!!! Who will be skilled enough to do Spencer’s incredibly delicate tranny surgery now?

  3. Heidi Montag
    Ego
    Commented on this photo:

    gah .. she’s so hot

  4. Tim

    Actually the last tweet was from Border Collie Jill: “Ruh-roh!”

  5. retsevlys

    Nooooo!

  6. omg

    omg but was his dog ok????

  7. cockknocker

    Hard to feel bad for a guy that died while looking at a 2 inch screen trying to tweet while driving. Anyone that tweets or texts while driving is a FUCKING MORON. If a member of my family dies because some asshole is texting while driving then i hope they die too.

    • once upon a time

      totally agree. people think about, before you check emails, tweet or phone while driving.

      • dammit was hoping you ment fleshbeard had wrecked

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LCmStIw9E

        t&d not smart at any age. but who knows.

        but now why do some people think the world needs a tweet every time you have a rush of shit to the brain. ooh look at me i just took a shit. hey everyone i ran out of paper and have to use newspaper. damn i clogged the stack line….. god what pompous asses. fuck twitter its tmfi

    • I don’t think he was tweeting while driving. It shows that he tweeted from a place he used to drive by. He finally climbed it. I don’t think he would talk about his dog overlooking a view from the dune after the fact when driving back.

      The fact that it was close to his commute means it wouldn’t take too long to get back on the road.

      • Douchariffic

        Exactly. It looks like he posted the picture and Tweet just before getting in the car, not “Tweeting while driving.”

  8. Oldnslo

    Dr. Dude should have installed some extra gi-huge-ic hooters on himself. Heidi’s got her own inflated airbags; no excuse for not having them.

    Remember: SAFETY FIRST. It just makes sense.

  9. Looks like she’s stuck looking like that now.

  10. Erica

    I think he was run off the road by Jay Leno as revenge for putting his jaw on Heidi.

  11. Come to think of it, there are a lot of dangerous roads in the Malibu area. If you aren’t driving on a main highway, it is the back country roads full of blind corners and reckless drivers.

    • no shit. was in santa cruz/bonnie dune a few years back and my fuckin brakes glazed over cos i had to ride them all the way down those hills.
      “frankenshteen” (not “frankenshtine”) may have had a heart attack too before the wreck. no telling without an autopsy

  12. Annnnndddd… NO! Complete miss… but so close! Keep trying Jesus we know you can do it. Maybe next time keep the sun behind you.

  13. JerseyGirl

    I hope the dog was ok!!!!!

  14. pimp

    who cares about about some Dr, i want to suck on that bleached asshole…

  15. sean

    Pride preceedeth the fall.

  16. Heidi Montag
    SuperStar
    Commented on this photo:

    I kinda think the butt could look better for the amount that I imagine it costs. I could be wrong.

  17. Heidi Montag
    oh uh
    Commented on this photo:

    This is truly a dark day for humanity…we may never recover from this.

  18. Heidi Montag
    joeblow
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder whether HM knows how ridiculous she looks ,,, like a 13-year-old boy’s fantasy of the “perfect woman.”

  19. Heidi Montag
    manboob
    Commented on this photo:

    hairless

  20. Kevin

    That poor poor Jeep…It did not deserve this.

  21. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She has such a smirk under the headline as if she did it!

  22. Her boobs are too big. That’s all I keep noticing. Not that they’re there but that they’re too big for the rest of her.

  23. Tard

    Crap, this drags her out of never ever land and back onto my computer screen. Somehow it almost seems staged. Anyways he was a kook who should have seriously referred her to a psychiatrist. “Spencer, whatcha doin”

    • randy

      He is wearing fatigues and jumping out from behind bushes into traffic yelling boo. And now he is at home watching to see if his name is mentioned online.

  24. missywissy

    The first thing I thought of after reading this tidbit was the movie “Breast Men”, I think the docs who invented breast implants ending up dieing in similar deaths. One in a car wreck, forgot the other guy.
    Don’t mess with mother nature, it will bite you in the ass. Not worth it, very unnatural thing to do. Only looks good to guys that are used to doing blow up dolls or that don’t live in reality anyway.

  25. Heidi Montag
    GetReal
    Commented on this photo:

    How long would it take the fuck the stupid out of her? I go first :D

  26. Heidi Montag
    Hey
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she got butt implants. She’s never had an ass that great. I think she looks up to Kim Kardashian.

    • Lola Jezebel

      not butt implants, but instead fat transfer. i think she looks nice from the neck down. never fuck with ur face girls or u end up looking 30-sumthing rather than 20-sumthing. poor franken-barbie : /

  27. Joe

    Goddamn she looks hot

  28. really?

    Well there 100% proof that ‘god’ don’t like ugly’ or anyone that is a part of creating something so hideous, lol

  29. Marco

    She looks hot but at the same time creepy. How is that?

  30. Brooke

    Oh my god, his tweeting led to the death of a dog?! Bastard!

  31. Heidi Montag
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    She would look awesome with a pearl necklace.

  32. captain america

    ………….you are surprised now?

  33. Heidi Montag
    purushothama
    Commented on this photo:

    hi,,,,,,,,,,,sex photo nice

  34. Heidi Montag
    bulldog
    Commented on this photo:

    did she pay for that extra large ass – I guess it goes with the boob job.

  35. Heidi Montag
    Commented on this photo:

    Creator…what do u mean her agent?

  36. Heidi Montag
    Commented on this photo:

    Or her Dad? What is this “pica nica” anyway> “Nunzio Mario” Pacific Star, Denver Co. 1999 or thereabouts

  37. Heidi Montag
    pump shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    She would look awesome with a pearl necklace.

  38. Heidi Montag
    Gina
    Commented on this photo:

    she is still very swollen here… she looks heaps better now…

  39. Heidi Montag
    Rebekah
    Commented on this photo:

    Gosh this is sad and no one jumps on the band wagon to help her. Just another starlet to take advantage of. Then she’ll disapear into the woodwork or maybe worse.

  40. Heidi Montag
    Jon Doe
    Commented on this photo:

    butt implants, boob implants, face job, nose job, jawline reduction, and more… she’s now perfection!

  41. Heidi Montag
    Deno
    Commented on this photo:

    That Lady is the 8th Wonder of The World! Absolutely gorgeous.

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