Dr. Frank Ryan, the man responsible for Heidi Montag‘s current form, was found dead yesterday after his Jeep rolled off the Pacific Coast Highway. It looks like he was Tweeting while he was driving which finally makes playing Dr. Frankenstein: Barbie Edition his second worst decision. Sort of. TMZ reports:
Ryan, who was 50, was trapped in the vehicle and had major head injuries. The Ventura County Fire Department tried hoisting Ryan using a helicopter, but the attempt was called off. Ryan was pronounced dead at the scene.
Minutes before the crash, Ryan Tweeted, “After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the pch west of Malibu. Much harder than it looks! Whew!”
Ryan’s last Tweet, “Border collie jill surveying the view from atop the sand dune.”
Of course no one will be more broken up than Heidi who was hoping to be back-scooped into Sandra Bullock this year. “She seems so sassy.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Ouch Fish
NOOOO!!! Who will be skilled enough to do Spencer’s incredibly delicate tranny surgery now?
I’ll volunteer. It needs to happen; someone must step up.
gah .. she’s so hot
Actually the last tweet was from Border Collie Jill: “Ruh-roh!”
Hilarious!
Nooooo!
omg but was his dog ok????
Hard to feel bad for a guy that died while looking at a 2 inch screen trying to tweet while driving. Anyone that tweets or texts while driving is a FUCKING MORON. If a member of my family dies because some asshole is texting while driving then i hope they die too.
totally agree. people think about, before you check emails, tweet or phone while driving.
dammit was hoping you ment fleshbeard had wrecked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LCmStIw9E
t&d not smart at any age. but who knows.
but now why do some people think the world needs a tweet every time you have a rush of shit to the brain. ooh look at me i just took a shit. hey everyone i ran out of paper and have to use newspaper. damn i clogged the stack line….. god what pompous asses. fuck twitter its tmfi
I don’t think he was tweeting while driving. It shows that he tweeted from a place he used to drive by. He finally climbed it. I don’t think he would talk about his dog overlooking a view from the dune after the fact when driving back.
The fact that it was close to his commute means it wouldn’t take too long to get back on the road.
Exactly. It looks like he posted the picture and Tweet just before getting in the car, not “Tweeting while driving.”
Dr. Dude should have installed some extra gi-huge-ic hooters on himself. Heidi’s got her own inflated airbags; no excuse for not having them.
Remember: SAFETY FIRST. It just makes sense.
Good one. You should have Fish’s job.
Looks like she’s stuck looking like that now.
I think he was run off the road by Jay Leno as revenge for putting his jaw on Heidi.
Yeah no kidding. Her jaw rivals Maniston’s.
Come to think of it, there are a lot of dangerous roads in the Malibu area. If you aren’t driving on a main highway, it is the back country roads full of blind corners and reckless drivers.
no shit. was in santa cruz/bonnie dune a few years back and my fuckin brakes glazed over cos i had to ride them all the way down those hills.
“frankenshteen” (not “frankenshtine”) may have had a heart attack too before the wreck. no telling without an autopsy
Annnnndddd… NO! Complete miss… but so close! Keep trying Jesus we know you can do it. Maybe next time keep the sun behind you.
I hope the dog was ok!!!!!
Amen
dog was ok – survived the crash…
who cares about about some Dr, i want to suck on that bleached asshole…
Pride preceedeth the fall.
I kinda think the butt could look better for the amount that I imagine it costs. I could be wrong.
It would look better with me up in it.
This is truly a dark day for humanity…we may never recover from this.
I wonder whether HM knows how ridiculous she looks ,,, like a 13-year-old boy’s fantasy of the “perfect woman.”
hairless
That poor poor Jeep…It did not deserve this.
haha!
She has such a smirk under the headline as if she did it!
Her boobs are too big. That’s all I keep noticing. Not that they’re there but that they’re too big for the rest of her.
Crap, this drags her out of never ever land and back onto my computer screen. Somehow it almost seems staged. Anyways he was a kook who should have seriously referred her to a psychiatrist. “Spencer, whatcha doin”
He is wearing fatigues and jumping out from behind bushes into traffic yelling boo. And now he is at home watching to see if his name is mentioned online.
The first thing I thought of after reading this tidbit was the movie “Breast Men”, I think the docs who invented breast implants ending up dieing in similar deaths. One in a car wreck, forgot the other guy.
Don’t mess with mother nature, it will bite you in the ass. Not worth it, very unnatural thing to do. Only looks good to guys that are used to doing blow up dolls or that don’t live in reality anyway.
yeah those tits get harder than me and that’s saying something
so according to you, this is karmic revenge for being a plastic surgeon?? right… you’re a dumb ass.
How long would it take the fuck the stupid out of her? I go first :D
I think she got butt implants. She’s never had an ass that great. I think she looks up to Kim Kardashian.
not butt implants, but instead fat transfer. i think she looks nice from the neck down. never fuck with ur face girls or u end up looking 30-sumthing rather than 20-sumthing. poor franken-barbie : /
Goddamn she looks hot
If ya like that look I hear they sell plastic dolls at Wal-Mart. You should look into it.
Well there 100% proof that ‘god’ don’t like ugly’ or anyone that is a part of creating something so hideous, lol
She looks hot but at the same time creepy. How is that?
It’s because she can’t move her face.
Oh my god, his tweeting led to the death of a dog?! Bastard!
The dog is not dead.
She would look awesome with a pearl necklace.
………….you are surprised now?
hi,,,,,,,,,,,sex photo nice
did she pay for that extra large ass – I guess it goes with the boob job.
Creator…what do u mean her agent?
No, her plastic surgeon xD
Or her Dad? What is this “pica nica” anyway> “Nunzio Mario” Pacific Star, Denver Co. 1999 or thereabouts
She would look awesome with a pearl necklace.
she is still very swollen here… she looks heaps better now…
Gosh this is sad and no one jumps on the band wagon to help her. Just another starlet to take advantage of. Then she’ll disapear into the woodwork or maybe worse.
butt implants, boob implants, face job, nose job, jawline reduction, and more… she’s now perfection!
yessir!
That Lady is the 8th Wonder of The World! Absolutely gorgeous.