And now for the most shocking, and unpredictable news of the day: Heidi Montag is in a bikini! I realize some of you might not believe it, but let it be known, I admire your skepticism.
Here she is in Costa Rica yesterday pretending the paparazzi are somehow taking pictures of her from inside her house because that happens all the time and is entirely legal. On that note, anyone notice how she’s knocking back two strawberry daiquiris? Granted, one might be Spencer‘s, who’s hiding behind the water noodles until the shoot’s over, but then again, I’m not seeing a penis straw and/or a man’s washboard abs for it to be poured down which means Heidi’s a drunk. SHOW US YOUR BOOBS NIPPLE PARTS.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
looks like she needs some chapstick. she has a very nice body tho. her face not so much
wow she looks blue in the lips she literally looks like she is dying. :(
Looks like an ex girlfriend of mine. She got fat eventually.
good timing
she got a sick body but she got another nose job! wow i dont think the michael jackson nose fallin off is a good look .
wtf?? why is my penis actually responding to her these days? hm…
You might be gay, or maybe you like goats.
her body may be good, but that’s the result of a LOT of surgery, and let’s not even talk about those repulsive tits
I know she is dumb as a piece of toast… But just scroll down the page until you just see a body… Isn’t that just a lovely sight? Huh? Too bad is attached to that empty head…
I’m shocked that I think she actually looks pretty here.
Have you noticed how she barely even smiles anymore, after she turned herself into a plastic doll?
And even if she does, you can still see sadness in her eyes.
I wonder what the fuck is going on…
Yeah, we all feel very sorry for her *sigh* NOT
She’s looking a bit better around the face now that the swelling has gone gone. Now she only looks like a semi-bimbo – except for the watermelons, of course.
Dear Heidi,
Please do porn.
XO,
me
Gonna take a sick fuck to do a bestiality porno with that goat. Guess your first in line huh? You ever seen a real woman before?
Charged email? Cmon Fernando Flores. Brit Brit is not on this blog. I know its you…
FU Spammer
She looks so utterly sad and empty. She’s beautiful. I feel like I just want to hug and tickle her until you laughed and cried. Seriously, she looks so hollow. Looks aside, that girl needs a hug. A genuine hug.
she looks better without the band aid on her nose. almost a five now
WTF
that just totally looks like Michael Jackson’s nose, not even joking right now,
she really is looking like a monster in the face, she is starting to remind of Bride of Frankenstein
looks like a freaking Mummy!
Says the 500 lbs jealous loser.
Is ok Natalie
Cosmetic Surgeries are ok, In moderation
judging by your comments you must either,
a) Had some of them done
b) work in the field of Surgeries
c) are in love with Heidi
Either way, she looks freakish, the stuff she is doing to her face is just awful, You cannot tell me with a straight face that her nose does not remind you if Michael Jackson, because it just does, it just totally looks like his nose,
OF course, I would totally do her, Her tits are enormous and she looks like she could handle ana l very well, I would love to go a$$ to mouth on her,
But that is just the body, her face still looks like a freakish Mummy or something, someone should get this girl counseling
and no, i am not 500, I am 170, and 5.9, so your insult, Up your a$$ bitch :D LOL
Mmm, 500 lb lobster.
Wow, I never thought I’d say this, but she looks gorgeous in these pics! She definitely looks better with less makeup and without that stupid nose tape she’s been wearing. It must also be because the swelling is finally going down.
Her body is fucking awesome. I would tie her up for days and destroy her
Glad to see she still has her monster tits, they looked normal in the pink bikini, but here they are clearly huge. Dope or not, I have missed not seeing her fine-self doing something fng stupid lately.
I really preferred the shots without makeup. Much cuter.
Looks like she’s had something else done because she does look different.
I wanna see her naked so bad
Shit she looks good, all she’s got to do is lose that 150 pound cancer attached to her, get a real manager and grow the fuck up.
would love to bust a nut on that chest
She’s looking real good. I hope she can not over do the plastic surgery now.
Wow, those tits look totally ridiculous.
well, LET’S BE HAPPY FOR HER.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
the paparazzi laws in costa rica are very strict, and tourism is their #1 industry, so keeping guests’ privacy is paramount and has been for decades. paparazzi, pphhht. no way.
Daaamn she’s hot.
I don’t think she looks well at all. There’s something so OFF about her – she looks swollen, like her body is rejecting all the plastic or something. Poor little thing is headed straight for a nervous breakdown.
i’d actually pay to have sex with her, but then again i dont pay for sex..just sayin
Does she look unnatural? Of course. Is she fuckable? Definitely.
The chick I’m fucking currently is plain as fuck, & 30lbs overweight, & I don’t give a shit because I like actually having sex, instead of talking shit about women who are better looking than any chick I’ve ever fucked.
Make all the claims you want about fucking girls way hotter than this, but the fact that you’re trolling this site tells us everything we need to know.
Fucking a girl hotter than Heidi isn’t exactly a lofty goal. And, uh, congrats on the homely ass?
HAHA!
she looks great!
except for the fake boobs and severe chin and nose…
I’d make her watch me fuck her
I agree, girl needs a real hug ASAP. I’d still totally bone her, but put in some cuddling time afterwards. Best of both world.
I want a pool.
Chick’s that belong on the superficial. She’s one of them
notice the difference between her and snooki, or that fat chick on labour day post, or chick version of sean penn
Even the haters think this woman’s body is perfect (minus the balloonies of course). She has perfect shape, legs, abs, arms, ass. Shame about the donkey face though.
yay, she looks 40 again!
her face is lookin a lot better. and that bod is great. she just needs to get more realistic lookin boobs. has a little too much makeup tho.
She does have a Xanax or Prozac kind of look in her eyes…
I think I liked her better with the metly nose tape on.
melty, even
I think I have fallen in love with this broad, sh does look fucking delicious there is no denying that i would eat that poon all night long
please sort the roots out heidi, ewwww
exactly, what happened to the perfectionist whore
I bet her pussy smells like strawberries
It does…
I imagine that what she would look like if she were grabbing my cock
after all the surgery she still looks like a wet Rat. nice roots and those tits are horrible. best bet is bend over and lets look at that corn hole
I would tap that . . .
$8k/week to sit around and take bikini pics of yourself to try and remain relevant.
Great career advice. She will need that money in about 18 month when Hollyweird is done with her and kicked her to the curb.
She needs to cut to the chase and do an around the world sex tape with some football team taking turns on her. She can then get some quick cash, stick it in the bank (or under a mattress) and “retire”. Perhaps a future career as a “counselor” to young girls on how to avoid becoming a human manikin.
She’ll feel very useful in my bed.
I need to see her naked. Don’t let me down, Fish. I know you’ve got this.
Say whatever else you will, but this girl is smokin’ hot…..