And now for the most shocking, and unpredictable news of the day: Heidi Montag is in a bikini! I realize some of you might not believe it, but let it be known, I admire your skepticism.
Here she is in Costa Rica yesterday pretending the paparazzi are somehow taking pictures of her from inside her house because that happens all the time and is entirely legal. On that note, anyone notice how she’s knocking back two strawberry daiquiris? Granted, one might be Spencer‘s, who’s hiding behind the water noodles until the shoot’s over, but then again, I’m not seeing a penis straw and/or a man’s washboard abs for it to be poured down which means Heidi’s a drunk. SHOW US YOUR BOOBS NIPPLE PARTS.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
eoe | September 8, 2010 at 9:00 pm
looks like she needs some chapstick. she has a very nice body tho. her face not so much
Female commentator | September 8, 2010 at 11:38 pm
wow she looks blue in the lips she literally looks like she is dying. :(
The Cardinal | September 8, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Looks like an ex girlfriend of mine. She got fat eventually.
Marcus | September 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm
good timing
jesse | September 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm
she got a sick body but she got another nose job! wow i dont think the michael jackson nose fallin off is a good look .
Heading to rough management classes | September 8, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Charged email? Cmon Fernando Flores. Brit Brit is not on this blog. I know its you…
DogBoy | September 8, 2010 at 10:01 pm
FU Spammer
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 10:12 pm
she looks better without the band aid on her nose. almost a five now
baby's d!ck | September 8, 2010 at 10:22 pm
WTF
that just totally looks like Michael Jackson’s nose, not even joking right now,
she really is looking like a monster in the face, she is starting to remind of Bride of Frankenstein
looks like a freaking Mummy!
Natalie | September 8, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Says the 500 lbs jealous loser.
baby's d!ck | September 9, 2010 at 12:19 am
Is ok Natalie
Cosmetic Surgeries are ok, In moderation
judging by your comments you must either,
a) Had some of them done
b) work in the field of Surgeries
c) are in love with Heidi
Either way, she looks freakish, the stuff she is doing to her face is just awful, You cannot tell me with a straight face that her nose does not remind you if Michael Jackson, because it just does, it just totally looks like his nose,
OF course, I would totally do her, Her tits are enormous and she looks like she could handle ana l very well, I would love to go a$$ to mouth on her,
But that is just the body, her face still looks like a freakish Mummy or something, someone should get this girl counseling
and no, i am not 500, I am 170, and 5.9, so your insult, Up your a$$ bitch :D LOL
noah | September 9, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Mmm, 500 lb lobster.
Natalie | September 8, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Wow, I never thought I’d say this, but she looks gorgeous in these pics! She definitely looks better with less makeup and without that stupid nose tape she’s been wearing. It must also be because the swelling is finally going down.
Deacon Jones | September 9, 2010 at 9:07 am
Her body is fucking awesome. I would tie her up for days and destroy her
Jester | September 8, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Glad to see she still has her monster tits, they looked normal in the pink bikini, but here they are clearly huge. Dope or not, I have missed not seeing her fine-self doing something fng stupid lately.
froghammer | September 8, 2010 at 11:05 pm
I really preferred the shots without makeup. Much cuter.
Al | September 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Shit she looks good, all she’s got to do is lose that 150 pound cancer attached to her, get a real manager and grow the fuck up.
memem | September 8, 2010 at 11:43 pm
would love to bust a nut on that chest
She's Hot | September 8, 2010 at 11:44 pm
She’s looking real good. I hope she can not over do the plastic surgery now.
timmy the dying boy | September 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm
Wow, those tits look totally ridiculous.
captain america | September 9, 2010 at 12:17 am
well, LET’S BE HAPPY FOR HER.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
quell | September 9, 2010 at 12:34 am
the paparazzi laws in costa rica are very strict, and tourism is their #1 industry, so keeping guests’ privacy is paramount and has been for decades. paparazzi, pphhht. no way.
Mrs. Garrett | September 9, 2010 at 12:42 am
I don’t think she looks well at all. There’s something so OFF about her – she looks swollen, like her body is rejecting all the plastic or something. Poor little thing is headed straight for a nervous breakdown.
richology | September 9, 2010 at 12:43 am
i’d actually pay to have sex with her, but then again i dont pay for sex..just sayin
Jones | September 9, 2010 at 12:45 am
Does she look unnatural? Of course. Is she fuckable? Definitely.
The chick I’m fucking currently is plain as fuck, & 30lbs overweight, & I don’t give a shit because I like actually having sex, instead of talking shit about women who are better looking than any chick I’ve ever fucked.
Make all the claims you want about fucking girls way hotter than this, but the fact that you’re trolling this site tells us everything we need to know.
Brooke | September 9, 2010 at 5:29 am
Fucking a girl hotter than Heidi isn’t exactly a lofty goal. And, uh, congrats on the homely ass?
Jen | September 9, 2010 at 3:51 pm
HAHA!
Nik | September 9, 2010 at 2:33 am
Chick’s that belong on the superficial. She’s one of them
notice the difference between her and snooki, or that fat chick on labour day post, or chick version of sean penn
shilla | September 9, 2010 at 3:49 am
yay, she looks 40 again!
salsa | September 9, 2010 at 4:58 am
She does have a Xanax or Prozac kind of look in her eyes…
scandalous | September 9, 2010 at 6:06 am
I think I have fallen in love with this broad, sh does look fucking delicious there is no denying that i would eat that poon all night long
Turd Ferguson | September 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
$8k/week to sit around and take bikini pics of yourself to try and remain relevant.
Great career advice. She will need that money in about 18 month when Hollyweird is done with her and kicked her to the curb.
Crabby Old Guy | September 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
She needs to cut to the chase and do an around the world sex tape with some football team taking turns on her. She can then get some quick cash, stick it in the bank (or under a mattress) and “retire”. Perhaps a future career as a “counselor” to young girls on how to avoid becoming a human manikin.
whowok | September 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
She’ll feel very useful in my bed.
cc | September 9, 2010 at 11:18 am
If she was naked in pic 8, it would have been perfect. Her ass is nice, I don’t care what anyone says.
She has her shortcomings, but I’d perform cunnilingus on this woman thrice daily given the chance. (I am good at it too.)
HORSEFACESKANK | September 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm
THANK THE LAWD FOR PHOTOSHOP AHAHAHA …
IS SHE INSANE?
Gando | September 9, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I don”t know why but she does start to look more and more like a Latina.
Darth | September 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
You’d always depend on the plastic surgeon’s beauty standards.
Rhialto | September 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm
The body looks pretty bangable.I happen to like these kind hips… *crosses fingers* Personally i did never complain about her body.
Jen | September 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm
she should do porn. people would pay money to watch her get banged. but i guess she makes enough money as it is. im a straight chick and id like to watch her get banged. up the ass preferably.
Ray Sist. | September 9, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Nice pussy-eating hips to hold onto.
Buffalo Dick | September 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
She has those kind of teeth I like to come across….
dudeatdudedotdude | September 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
if she wants to feel useful she can make me a fuckin sandwich i happen to be ungry
sexmachine | September 9, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I’d fuck her!
The Only Hetero in this Joint | September 9, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Thank you Fish – I’m going to pleasure myself now.
The Man | September 9, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I would like to plow between those tits with my twelve inch cock and blow my thick load on her chin
sexylips | September 9, 2010 at 10:03 pm
PLASTIC FANTASTIC. Shes more plastic than human now.
Nokia 8900E | September 9, 2010 at 11:28 pm
HOT!!
Malewhore | September 10, 2010 at 12:45 am
Yummy hips. Too bad about the MJ nose and duck lips. :/
Smiling Bob | September 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
The new nose looks good. Now, leave it alone.
Valentina | September 10, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Time for some cardio Heidi, you’re looking a little thick through the middle and the thighs.
E. | September 11, 2010 at 12:25 am
dark armpits
anonym | September 11, 2010 at 5:54 am
i don’t like her, but i’d fuck that shit hard and rough
anyone who wouldn’t is gay
anonym | September 11, 2010 at 5:57 am
she has a nice ass.
is it real or fake?
GREGORY JUNIOR YVES | September 11, 2010 at 7:36 pm
no no .like mi b.by. haiti
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ariel | September 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Ok..so this woman has had some surgery..be honest how many women/men will have surgery if money wasn’t a problem…lots and lots. A little surgery not too bad its a worry if you cannot stop…so train your mind to stop. It will be hard at first but achievable it you continue to try and try and try. I am a priest and love my job and believe I too have the right to be heard loud and clear. I like breasts very much so, bum, legs and face everyting about the woman I like. Most of all…I like woman’s mind. If woman has good mind I mean a very good mind, along with lovely face and shapely exercised body what more can man ask for. AND if she is a virgin I have won the lottery for life!!! If she is not a virgin and has become born again virgin (hasn’t bedded man for over 6 years…we have to be realistic in this day and age!!) I have won the lottery for life. So woman from a priests point of view…keep your legs shut for long time..because we men would like to think and believe that we are the first to taste your juice, and you will not run off with my dad or brother. If i am very honest all men would prefer a virgin someone that has knowledge but is willing to put that into practice in their honeymoon. What is the meaning of honeymoon. That is it, this is it honeymoon is entry time. May hurt initially but a nice kinda pain, pleasure pain, one everyman will cherish for rest of his life, ok.
titi | September 12, 2010 at 6:18 pm
agree totally with yar. What you talking about??
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