Apparently Heidi Montag is still in the music business despite her album Superficial selling five copies, even with my name on it, because she plans on shooting a new video next week. That or she found a convenient excuse for all those job applications she filled out the other day. Via Twitter:
Going to Hustler strip club want to pick up some tips for my music video Ill do it that I am shooting next week
This might come as a shock to some people, but I’m actually on board with this. Think about it for a second: The end result will be a video we were all going to be subjected to anyway except now the large-breasted star has been trained by strippers. It’s like eating your last meal only to find a lap dance hidden in the mashed potatoes. Sure, a gun would’ve been nicer, but who’s going to argue tits aren’t the next best thing? It’s not like there’s a version of humans walking around with their own personal pair. Ha! Could you imagine? It’d be like a science fiction movie.