“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
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suprgrl | September 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm
ME!
zoeygirl | September 8, 2010 at 9:13 am
Is it just me, or do we see butt implants on this girl? Her ass was not that big before. There is also swelling above the butt cheeks that indicates implants. It never was described exactly what 10 or 12 procedeures she had done in one day????? She is one weird chick. You wonder what she saw in that crazy Spencer dude, but I am begining to wonder what he saw in her.
phillyb | September 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Finally, a statement from the douche duo that doesn’t scream “BULLSHIT”.
Ash | September 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I must say, as much as I dislike her and wish she would fall off the face of the earth, she looks absolutely gorgeous without makeup on.
no | September 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
we’d all look great without makeup on if our faces were made of f-ing plastic!
jkhjkh | September 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm
lol, you wish, hunny
Ash | September 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm
her face is not made of plastic
polk | September 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Yo0u can her shit-brown hair roots. Without makeup, the boob job, and the bleached blond hair, she’s be kinda ugly.
BIggityBamSon | September 7, 2010 at 6:46 pm
I was thinking the same thing, she looks soooo much better without makeup.
joby | September 7, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Is Amazing how can someone look freaking HOT and Freaking Disgusting at the same time….
her nose is so freakish looking now, yet her boobs and her body OMG, and her lips, I wanna kiss them,
I guess I would have to use a bag on her face…
is that thing about to fall off?
Here comes OUR NEW MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
I just Hope that she wont die before releasing that sex tape
JubeJubes | September 8, 2010 at 5:36 am
all that money and you can’t get your roots done? what the f*ck
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 8, 2010 at 7:42 am
Ash you are totally right !!!
She done a huge bum though…
skippy | September 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm
what a worthless bitch.
jkhjkh | September 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm
shes does look pretty hot without all that makeup n junk. she would probably look hotter without her bikini, bent over.
yea | September 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Actually she is pretty cute without all the make up. Saw some photos of here the other day with her hair up and no makeup, Damn fine. She should go with a softer look .
xokdmr | September 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
UMM IS NO-ONE SEEING THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE IS MADE OF PLASTIC? OR POSSIBLY CHEESE? =S
hmna | September 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm
There’s a bandage on her nose in these pics. Though the ones from last week seemed to indicate Michael Jackson nose . . .
redhotpyrochick | September 7, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Her nose looks like its falling off. Like the top layers are melting off.
Aaron | September 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm
It’s a crying shame that I’d have to put a bag over that head just to enjoy screwing that awesome body because every time I looked at that nose I’d barf. WTF did she do that to herself for?
pimp | September 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm
i’d go mouth to ass on this bitch in an instant…
Howard the Duck | September 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
we all would, pimp… we all would.
in fact ATM is really the only way i would engage her sexually.
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 8, 2010 at 7:28 am
You both are more disgusting than her nose!
MoozBoy | September 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
She looks like she did the first time she was on the Hills without makeup, aka. cute. She should’ve never changed, oh well.
L | September 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Her nose scares me. I know she said something about after you get plastic surgery on your nose, you’re supposed to bandage it up for a while after. But I have a few friends who have had nose jobs, and I don’t recall anyone doing that or speaking about having to do it! I fear that there is something really wrong with her nose. And yes, she does look really pretty here.
chatelazo | September 7, 2010 at 2:52 pm
she actually looks really pretty.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 7, 2010 at 7:52 pm
i’d play dr with her..
ahhemmmm | September 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
wow, she’s got alot of free time on her hands. I guess thats what she decides to do with her free time…err…hands…. ok, so I guess she’s got a lot of silicon on her hands in her free time…wth am I saying?!
elephantman | September 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
good job! the only thing she has left is porno! hey heidi, like the bandaids! dumbass!
elephantman | September 7, 2010 at 2:55 pm
she has michael jacksons nose!
Parker | September 7, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Of course she has to massage her own boobs. Her husband isn’t interested in things like that. He just sees her as a vehicle for a strap-on.
noodles | September 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I would pound her ’til her ears bled.
carl the second | September 7, 2010 at 9:38 pm
she looks rapeable
Id rape her lol
jk
roughOrama | September 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Why couldn’t be the sultan of somewhere? Id buy this chic, and make her run around on my island just like this. Sure, with nose tape and all…
Blondie | September 7, 2010 at 3:11 pm
She is healing and the surgeries are falling into place which is why she’s looking nice. When you guys seen her right after her surgeries she was swollen and Not ready. She made a good choice, i think more people should consider surgeries, there’s a lot of ugly people out there full of opinions that look like shit.
Gallo | September 7, 2010 at 3:42 pm
You had me until I remembered that you’re also referring to her tits, which are an atrocity. I dare you to look directly at those things. They might work when she’s clothed, but in a swimsuit they look like giant eggs shoved under her skin. I’m not sure that I agree with your defense of her surgeries in general, but I KNOW you’re wrong about the tits. She should have shown some restraint and gone much smaller.
Blondie | September 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I’m sorry you feel that way, but i dont see it like that. She chose to alter her look and thats fine. Her breast are a tad big ok, but what about pamela anderson and anna nicole smith? Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty. i think over all she looks great, theres a lot of haters who just want to point at her and say no, its too much its this and that, but at the end of the day she’s happy and looking good. That’s what matters after all… nothing you or me say will affect her life in any way. As far as her face, she needed that nose job, and jaw job. Her face looks much nicer and petite now. All she needs is to finish healing from her nose job and color her root’s!
Biggles | September 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Jesus, it’s sad that real people actually think and say things like this. Congratulations: your brain has been replaced with a copy of Glamour magazine. There was nothing wrong with this girl pre-surgery. She had nice, perky breasts and a regular nose. Now her tits look like stapled-on basketballs and the tip of her nose is clearly a mess (everybody look at the part that ISN’T bandaged and tell me with a straight face that everything is fine). Reconstructive surgeries shouldn’t be legal for anybody who hasn’t been burned in a fire or shot in the face. The VAST majority of them end in an ugly disaster, and the idea that this is what attractive, successful people are supposed to do could not be further from the truth.
absinthe | September 7, 2010 at 5:46 pm
I completely agree. I don’t think all plastic surgery is horrible for those who could afford good surgeons, but Heidi took it WAY too far. She barely even looks human anymore. I don’t know how she can even look at herself in the mirror without crying.
Blondie | September 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Your a mess. God only knows what you look like’ yikes
Olive | September 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm
You know a lot more women would have surgeries if it wasn’t so expensive, and I think all of you are all just a bunch of jealous fatties.
orly | September 7, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Blondie – just coz u were born with an ugly face and a flat chest doesnt mean every other girl needs surgery to look in any way fuckable. Plenty of hot girls out there with nice firm natural tits, better overall bods than Heidi, and faces just as pretty and many with prettier faces. I’m glad other girls dont resort to surgery, fake tits feel shit and I’d hate to be with a chick who I thought was hot then we have a baby and it turns out looking like fucking ashlee simpson pre-nose job. Jesus. I guess your one of those girls with a pig ugly rich daddy and u inherited his pig ugly face, but he payed for a bunch of surgery so he didnt need to put a bag over your head anymore when he fucks you at night.
agentgirl | September 7, 2010 at 11:07 pm
“Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty.”
Um…boobs ARE supposed to be droopy, naturally. Idiot.
Blondie | September 7, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Yup Olive i agree with you, jealous fatties lol, and agentgirl no momma ‘boob’s are not supposed to droop to the point you can hold 1-2-or even 3 pencils under your tit, if thats the case go get a pair of knocker’s! and a LIFT!
Brooke | September 8, 2010 at 1:10 am
Biggles, you are so so right. Brain replaced with a Glamour magazine is the best description for these nimrods I’ve seen yet. It really makes me sad that people will think beauty is something unnatural and all the same– these people get the same noses, the same big stupid breasts, the same hair… I’m sick of it. I’ve seen men on this site rail on girls with natural beauty because one or two things aren’t “perfect”. If this is perfect, I don’t want any part of it.
Brooke | September 8, 2010 at 1:13 am
ORLY you crack me up. That is exactly who Blondie is.
Lilbit | September 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm
My face is perfect, I wouldn’t get surgery if it were free.
richology | September 7, 2010 at 3:21 pm
just wanna tits all over that cum…my cum got gud healing properties
Lisa | September 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
she honestly does look very beautiful without makeup.
timmy the dying boy | September 7, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Did she get ass implants? She seems to be getting up into Kim K.’s league there.
shilla | September 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I guess she got a new face once again… this time she actually looks good.
Booger McBoogenstein | September 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm
She looks really good here just how she is. I hope she can stop getting plastic surgery and instead spends her money on acting lessons from a good coach. She’s real cute.
Alyssa | September 7, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Yes, she has bandages on her nose.. but look at the tip of it, there are no bandages and it looks disgusting…
Neptune | September 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Seriously, so much better without makeup! As in, she actually looks quite attractive here!
Jessie | September 7, 2010 at 5:47 pm
are these recent? i can’t even tell with her anymore. she has a new face every time i look at a picture of her.
Burt | September 7, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I think she’s had more work done because her last batch of surgery didn’t turn out as she had hoped.
She should definitely wear less makeup. There’s nothing wrong with looking cute.
Natalie | September 7, 2010 at 7:14 pm
She should stop wearing the nose tape in public, it makes her look like an idiot. Besides the tape, she actually looks cute. But more of an average cute girl you’d see at the beach, not smoking hot or anything.
Burt | September 8, 2010 at 1:13 am
Nothing wrong with being cute. Most guys would probably agree that cute is smoking hot.
Blah | September 7, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Heidi, go away
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | September 7, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Looks like she stole Michael Jackson’s nose before they stuck him in his tomb.
I’d still throw a fuckin’ on her.
captain america | September 7, 2010 at 11:35 pm
her nose looks a bit like Michael Jackso’s one…………………
Casey | September 8, 2010 at 1:05 am
I’m just cracking up over the fact she has dropped so much money on surgery and she still has acne on her face. You’d think that would be an easy fix for someone like her…
Burt | September 8, 2010 at 1:15 am
I hadn’t noticed…What were you doing while you were you staring at her picture for so long, long enough to notice the acne?
POTATAHEAD SKANK | September 8, 2010 at 2:43 am
a whole lotta ‘photshop’ goin’ on !sure as hell …qahahaaaa…
funny erase the jutting chin & create a neck where they ain’t one …
desperado ! whew whatta skank
God | September 8, 2010 at 2:52 am
Does she dye her hair ?
Has she got a black cunt ?
Krys | September 8, 2010 at 5:33 am
I think she is incredibly cute without makeup. Her surgeries are finally settling and she’s starting to look good. Her face definitely looks better than it did before. The ass implants were an upgrade, but that boob job is atrocious. No massaging in the world could make those boulders soft. Her surgeon should be shot. Oh, wait…
ham | September 8, 2010 at 5:59 am
To all you you saying how good she looks without makeup: plastic surgery is her permanent makeup.
shavederic | September 8, 2010 at 7:17 am
Looks like I left a little spooge on her nose. Sorry Heidi.
dmn | September 8, 2010 at 10:40 am
hate to break it to you guys but I’m pretty sure that there’s just expensive sunscreen on her nose not bandages…