Heidi Montag is a Doctor

September 7th, 2010 // 148 Comments

“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

- Heidi Montag via Twitter.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    eRich
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    off the hook!

  2. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    stacy
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    does no one see the nose? can someone PLEASE explain the nose situation?????

  3. Booger McBoogenstein

    She looks really good here just how she is. I hope she can stop getting plastic surgery and instead spends her money on acting lessons from a good coach. She’s real cute.

  4. Alyssa

    Yes, she has bandages on her nose.. but look at the tip of it, there are no bandages and it looks disgusting…

  5. Neptune

    Seriously, so much better without makeup! As in, she actually looks quite attractive here!

  6. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    her nips look amazing. they are so damn perky!!!

  7. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    burton
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    she has wider hips than my wife and she had 3 kids..wtf???

  8. Jessie

    are these recent? i can’t even tell with her anymore. she has a new face every time i look at a picture of her.

  9. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    Boo
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    what happened to her nose?

  10. Burt

    I think she’s had more work done because her last batch of surgery didn’t turn out as she had hoped.

    She should definitely wear less makeup. There’s nothing wrong with looking cute.

  11. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    this is sad..
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    First?

  12. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    jime
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    Nice nose!

  13. She should stop wearing the nose tape in public, it makes her look like an idiot. Besides the tape, she actually looks cute. But more of an average cute girl you’d see at the beach, not smoking hot or anything.

  14. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    therapper
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    Hard to believe anyone actually thinks this vapid bitch looks good anymore is beyond me. Yes, if she laid it down in front of me I would hit that snatch like Babe Ruth, but other than a quick fuck, she’s worthless trash. Pussy is pussy after all…

  15. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    kadig
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    She wears to protect her nose she is afraid it will fall off

  16. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    kadig
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    At least that is what I read

  17. Blah

    Heidi, go away

  18. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    yowillie
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    She needs a pearl necklace. She does have a yummy ass.

  19. Looks like she stole Michael Jackson’s nose before they stuck him in his tomb.
    I’d still throw a fuckin’ on her.

  20. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    temp
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    seriously, why does she put on all that makeup? she looks REALLY good without it, and that’s saying a lot.

    • Umm...Hello!?

      +1!! I was just thinking the same thing, only I think she looks WAY better in the pics above (minus the nose band-aid of course) than in most other pics of her!

  21. captain america

    her nose looks a bit like Michael Jackso’s one…………………

  22. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    jc
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    Wow….still don’t like her….but she sure looks great without make-up..

  23. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    Joey
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    I remember seeing this on perez hilton and he quoted her saying from an interview about her nose and why she still wears the nose tape

    “I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”

  24. Casey

    I’m just cracking up over the fact she has dropped so much money on surgery and she still has acne on her face. You’d think that would be an easy fix for someone like her…

    • Burt

      I hadn’t noticed…What were you doing while you were you staring at her picture for so long, long enough to notice the acne?

  25. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    nora
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    please explain the nose!!!

  26. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    J
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    Jesus, she is still so ugly.

  27. POTATAHEAD SKANK

    a whole lotta ‘photshop’ goin’ on !sure as hell …qahahaaaa…
    funny erase the jutting chin & create a neck where they ain’t one …
    desperado ! whew whatta skank

  28. God

    Does she dye her hair ?

    Has she got a black cunt ?

  29. Krys

    I think she is incredibly cute without makeup. Her surgeries are finally settling and she’s starting to look good. Her face definitely looks better than it did before. The ass implants were an upgrade, but that boob job is atrocious. No massaging in the world could make those boulders soft. Her surgeon should be shot. Oh, wait…

  30. ham

    To all you you saying how good she looks without makeup: plastic surgery is her permanent makeup.

  31. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    CH
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    WTF is up with the left over forskin on her nose ?.

  32. shavederic

    Looks like I left a little spooge on her nose. Sorry Heidi.

  33. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    I’d tap that except that its riddled with Spencer cooties

  34. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    Jesus, look at that stomach. I’d love to see this chick naked.

  35. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    Money shot! Oops. Got a little on me.

  36. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    andy7171
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    You guys are idiots. Have you ever seen a lifeguard with blue zinc oxide on their nose? Did you think they were freaks with blue noses? WTF!?!

    She looks much better without makeup on. And her body is almost flawless.

  37. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    Underboob!

  38. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    I’d decorate my birthday cake with her pubic hair.

  39. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    shavederic
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    Love me some bubble butt.

  40. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    me22
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    Those ass implants are ridiculous. You can see the implant line. What a disaster this chicks body is.

  41. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    oh my
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    What is up with her nose?

    • Skeets

      She got her nose did. Like a good woman, she spent money to make herself perfect…

      Take her lead ugly women!

  42. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
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    Ass looked way better before the nip ‘n tuck, but I’d still give it a hard tissue inner massage.

  43. dmn

    hate to break it to you guys but I’m pretty sure that there’s just expensive sunscreen on her nose not bandages…

  44. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    sol
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    what happened to her nose??? looks like michael jackson! (except she is already white!)

  45. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    footballsus
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    wow she looks alot cuter without makeup

  46. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    Jen
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    She looks ten years younger without makeup. Pity about the watermelons.

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    Sam
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    Wow. Her ass keeps getting bigger and bigger. I wonder what her Mom looks like.

  48. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    gerwen
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    You’ve got something on your nose there dear.

  49. Heidi Montag in a Bikini
    Fully_Chubbed
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    I want to have sloppy, messy, bed ruining butt sex with her.

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    Phil
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    What’s up with the Michael Jackson nose?

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