“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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off the hook!
does no one see the nose? can someone PLEASE explain the nose situation?????
She looks really good here just how she is. I hope she can stop getting plastic surgery and instead spends her money on acting lessons from a good coach. She’s real cute.
Yes, she has bandages on her nose.. but look at the tip of it, there are no bandages and it looks disgusting…
Seriously, so much better without makeup! As in, she actually looks quite attractive here!
her nips look amazing. they are so damn perky!!!
she has wider hips than my wife and she had 3 kids..wtf???
You’re a fucking idiot.
you’re fucking a little boy
are these recent? i can’t even tell with her anymore. she has a new face every time i look at a picture of her.
what happened to her nose?
I think she’s had more work done because her last batch of surgery didn’t turn out as she had hoped.
She should definitely wear less makeup. There’s nothing wrong with looking cute.
First?
Nice nose!
She should stop wearing the nose tape in public, it makes her look like an idiot. Besides the tape, she actually looks cute. But more of an average cute girl you’d see at the beach, not smoking hot or anything.
Nothing wrong with being cute. Most guys would probably agree that cute is smoking hot.
Hard to believe anyone actually thinks this vapid bitch looks good anymore is beyond me. Yes, if she laid it down in front of me I would hit that snatch like Babe Ruth, but other than a quick fuck, she’s worthless trash. Pussy is pussy after all…
She wears to protect her nose she is afraid it will fall off
At least that is what I read
Heidi, go away
She needs a pearl necklace. She does have a yummy ass.
Looks like she stole Michael Jackson’s nose before they stuck him in his tomb.
I’d still throw a fuckin’ on her.
seriously, why does she put on all that makeup? she looks REALLY good without it, and that’s saying a lot.
+1!! I was just thinking the same thing, only I think she looks WAY better in the pics above (minus the nose band-aid of course) than in most other pics of her!
her nose looks a bit like Michael Jackso’s one…………………
Wow….still don’t like her….but she sure looks great without make-up..
I remember seeing this on perez hilton and he quoted her saying from an interview about her nose and why she still wears the nose tape
“I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”
I’m just cracking up over the fact she has dropped so much money on surgery and she still has acne on her face. You’d think that would be an easy fix for someone like her…
I hadn’t noticed…What were you doing while you were you staring at her picture for so long, long enough to notice the acne?
please explain the nose!!!
please read above!!!
Jesus, she is still so ugly.
a whole lotta ‘photshop’ goin’ on !sure as hell …qahahaaaa…
funny erase the jutting chin & create a neck where they ain’t one …
desperado ! whew whatta skank
Does she dye her hair ?
Has she got a black cunt ?
I think she is incredibly cute without makeup. Her surgeries are finally settling and she’s starting to look good. Her face definitely looks better than it did before. The ass implants were an upgrade, but that boob job is atrocious. No massaging in the world could make those boulders soft. Her surgeon should be shot. Oh, wait…
To all you you saying how good she looks without makeup: plastic surgery is her permanent makeup.
WTF is up with the left over forskin on her nose ?.
Looks like I left a little spooge on her nose. Sorry Heidi.
I’d tap that except that its riddled with Spencer cooties
Jesus, look at that stomach. I’d love to see this chick naked.
Money shot! Oops. Got a little on me.
You guys are idiots. Have you ever seen a lifeguard with blue zinc oxide on their nose? Did you think they were freaks with blue noses? WTF!?!
She looks much better without makeup on. And her body is almost flawless.
Underboob!
I’d decorate my birthday cake with her pubic hair.
Love me some bubble butt.
Those ass implants are ridiculous. You can see the implant line. What a disaster this chicks body is.
What is up with her nose?
She got her nose did. Like a good woman, she spent money to make herself perfect…
Take her lead ugly women!
Ass looked way better before the nip ‘n tuck, but I’d still give it a hard tissue inner massage.
hate to break it to you guys but I’m pretty sure that there’s just expensive sunscreen on her nose not bandages…
what happened to her nose??? looks like michael jackson! (except she is already white!)
wow she looks alot cuter without makeup
She looks ten years younger without makeup. Pity about the watermelons.
Wow. Her ass keeps getting bigger and bigger. I wonder what her Mom looks like.
You’ve got something on your nose there dear.
I want to have sloppy, messy, bed ruining butt sex with her.
What’s up with the Michael Jackson nose?