“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
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Is it just me, or do we see butt implants on this girl? Her ass was not that big before. There is also swelling above the butt cheeks that indicates implants. It never was described exactly what 10 or 12 procedeures she had done in one day????? She is one weird chick. You wonder what she saw in that crazy Spencer dude, but I am begining to wonder what he saw in her.
Seriously, she looks prettier W/O makeup. Heck, even her ass looks nicer. Is this really Heidi?
Finally, a statement from the douche duo that doesn’t scream “BULLSHIT”.
I must say, as much as I dislike her and wish she would fall off the face of the earth, she looks absolutely gorgeous without makeup on.
we’d all look great without makeup on if our faces were made of f-ing plastic!
lol, you wish, hunny
her face is not made of plastic
Yo0u can her shit-brown hair roots. Without makeup, the boob job, and the bleached blond hair, she’s be kinda ugly.
I was thinking the same thing, she looks soooo much better without makeup.
Is Amazing how can someone look freaking HOT and Freaking Disgusting at the same time….
her nose is so freakish looking now, yet her boobs and her body OMG, and her lips, I wanna kiss them,
I guess I would have to use a bag on her face…
is that thing about to fall off?
Here comes OUR NEW MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
I just Hope that she wont die before releasing that sex tape
all that money and you can’t get your roots done? what the f*ck
Ash you are totally right !!!
She done a huge bum though…
what a worthless bitch.
i almost feel sorry for her
playdough anyone?
shes does look pretty hot without all that makeup n junk. she would probably look hotter without her bikini, bent over.
Actually she is pretty cute without all the make up. Saw some photos of here the other day with her hair up and no makeup, Damn fine. She should go with a softer look .
That is normal practice post implant surgery. If you dont regularly massage them, hard scar tissue forms around them, making them strangely hard.
Huh? You actually made her seemingly moronic comments make sense. Way to go. I assumed she thought that her implants were actually human tissue which we can clearly see are not.
UMM IS NO-ONE SEEING THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE IS MADE OF PLASTIC? OR POSSIBLY CHEESE? =S
There’s a bandage on her nose in these pics. Though the ones from last week seemed to indicate Michael Jackson nose . . .
Heidi looks like Ke$ha
Wow, you’re a stupid fuck.
Tits on a stick.
Chubby chaser alert alert alert!
And I think Heidi got herself another nosejob revision. That thing’s gonna fall off soon.
Those creases on her ass-horizon are making me super hard. She looks hot.
Her nose looks like its falling off. Like the top layers are melting off.
It’s a crying shame that I’d have to put a bag over that head just to enjoy screwing that awesome body because every time I looked at that nose I’d barf. WTF did she do that to herself for?
I miss her old face.
i’d go mouth to ass on this bitch in an instant…
we all would, pimp… we all would.
in fact ATM is really the only way i would engage her sexually.
You both are more disgusting than her nose!
Is is just me, or is her ass getting bigger?
I came here just to say that.
Quite plump but a butterface
Butterface? Dude you are gay no doubt.
Yes, when she got plastic surgery, she got but cheek implants.
she had butt implants
Her ass looks better because there isn’t a weeping man (I’m not gay! I’m not gay!) pounding her balloon-knot on a nightly basis. Her ass is in recovery.
No, you are getting bigger too, you lazy overweight American slob.
She looks like she did the first time she was on the Hills without makeup, aka. cute. She should’ve never changed, oh well.
Her nose scares me. I know she said something about after you get plastic surgery on your nose, you’re supposed to bandage it up for a while after. But I have a few friends who have had nose jobs, and I don’t recall anyone doing that or speaking about having to do it! I fear that there is something really wrong with her nose. And yes, she does look really pretty here.
she actually looks really pretty.
i’d play dr with her..
and better, seems perfect from where I’m mast.. . uhm ..sitting.
wow, she’s got alot of free time on her hands. I guess thats what she decides to do with her free time…err…hands…. ok, so I guess she’s got a lot of silicon on her hands in her free time…wth am I saying?!
good job! the only thing she has left is porno! hey heidi, like the bandaids! dumbass!
she has michael jacksons nose!
what’s up with her nose? (i know, you have to scroll up for that…)
I’d pound her ’til her ears bled.
Wouldn’t take long.
Of course she has to massage her own boobs. Her husband isn’t interested in things like that. He just sees her as a vehicle for a strap-on.
I would pound her ’til her ears bled.
she looks rapeable
Id rape her lol
jk
@joe, what you got against tits-on-a-stick? I think she’s pretty all right.
When her face isn’t caked with makeup, she’s half decent.
yeah, shes actually pretty cute when shes not looking so much like a plastic doll
my comments never stick.
Why couldn’t be the sultan of somewhere? Id buy this chic, and make her run around on my island just like this. Sure, with nose tape and all…
She is healing and the surgeries are falling into place which is why she’s looking nice. When you guys seen her right after her surgeries she was swollen and Not ready. She made a good choice, i think more people should consider surgeries, there’s a lot of ugly people out there full of opinions that look like shit.
You had me until I remembered that you’re also referring to her tits, which are an atrocity. I dare you to look directly at those things. They might work when she’s clothed, but in a swimsuit they look like giant eggs shoved under her skin. I’m not sure that I agree with your defense of her surgeries in general, but I KNOW you’re wrong about the tits. She should have shown some restraint and gone much smaller.
I’m sorry you feel that way, but i dont see it like that. She chose to alter her look and thats fine. Her breast are a tad big ok, but what about pamela anderson and anna nicole smith? Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty. i think over all she looks great, theres a lot of haters who just want to point at her and say no, its too much its this and that, but at the end of the day she’s happy and looking good. That’s what matters after all… nothing you or me say will affect her life in any way. As far as her face, she needed that nose job, and jaw job. Her face looks much nicer and petite now. All she needs is to finish healing from her nose job and color her root’s!
Jesus, it’s sad that real people actually think and say things like this. Congratulations: your brain has been replaced with a copy of Glamour magazine. There was nothing wrong with this girl pre-surgery. She had nice, perky breasts and a regular nose. Now her tits look like stapled-on basketballs and the tip of her nose is clearly a mess (everybody look at the part that ISN’T bandaged and tell me with a straight face that everything is fine). Reconstructive surgeries shouldn’t be legal for anybody who hasn’t been burned in a fire or shot in the face. The VAST majority of them end in an ugly disaster, and the idea that this is what attractive, successful people are supposed to do could not be further from the truth.
I completely agree. I don’t think all plastic surgery is horrible for those who could afford good surgeons, but Heidi took it WAY too far. She barely even looks human anymore. I don’t know how she can even look at herself in the mirror without crying.
Your a mess. God only knows what you look like’ yikes
You know a lot more women would have surgeries if it wasn’t so expensive, and I think all of you are all just a bunch of jealous fatties.
Blondie – just coz u were born with an ugly face and a flat chest doesnt mean every other girl needs surgery to look in any way fuckable. Plenty of hot girls out there with nice firm natural tits, better overall bods than Heidi, and faces just as pretty and many with prettier faces. I’m glad other girls dont resort to surgery, fake tits feel shit and I’d hate to be with a chick who I thought was hot then we have a baby and it turns out looking like fucking ashlee simpson pre-nose job. Jesus. I guess your one of those girls with a pig ugly rich daddy and u inherited his pig ugly face, but he payed for a bunch of surgery so he didnt need to put a bag over your head anymore when he fucks you at night.
“Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty.”
Um…boobs ARE supposed to be droopy, naturally. Idiot.
Yup Olive i agree with you, jealous fatties lol, and agentgirl no momma ‘boob’s are not supposed to droop to the point you can hold 1-2-or even 3 pencils under your tit, if thats the case go get a pair of knocker’s! and a LIFT!
Biggles, you are so so right. Brain replaced with a Glamour magazine is the best description for these nimrods I’ve seen yet. It really makes me sad that people will think beauty is something unnatural and all the same– these people get the same noses, the same big stupid breasts, the same hair… I’m sick of it. I’ve seen men on this site rail on girls with natural beauty because one or two things aren’t “perfect”. If this is perfect, I don’t want any part of it.
ORLY you crack me up. That is exactly who Blondie is.
My face is perfect, I wouldn’t get surgery if it were free.
Her new nose looks pretty good. Her old surgeon dying was probably the best thing to happen to her. It forced her to find a doctor with some talent.
just wanna tits all over that cum…my cum got gud healing properties
glad to see the positive “ass” comments…her hips are definitely looking wider (pic 2, for example) and that’s just fine by me.
and yeah, she does look better w/o makeup (at least in these pics)…
what her nose looks good? it look like the skin is falling off/melting.
get the bandage off her nose, and now we’re talking….or fucking…
she honestly does look very beautiful without makeup.
That girl rocks with out makeup. She looks great like this.
Heidi, cut out the makeup, you are a natural beauty. Were before the surgery too.
id love to spank that juicy ass til its nice and red
Did she get ass implants? She seems to be getting up into Kim K.’s league there.
you can see where her real butt cheek wants to curve and her fake butt cheek does too. Hilairous
yes.
That’s the making of a Michael Jackson nose right there.
Oh hell no. WHO IS HER DOCTOR?
He sux.
I guess she got a new face once again… this time she actually looks good.
every girl should look like her.
Agreed.