“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Is it just me, or do we see butt implants on this girl? Her ass was not that big before. There is also swelling above the butt cheeks that indicates implants. It never was described exactly what 10 or 12 procedeures she had done in one day????? She is one weird chick. You wonder what she saw in that crazy Spencer dude, but I am begining to wonder what he saw in her.
Seriously, she looks prettier W/O makeup. Heck, even her ass looks nicer. Is this really Heidi?
Finally, a statement from the douche duo that doesn’t scream “BULLSHIT”.
I must say, as much as I dislike her and wish she would fall off the face of the earth, she looks absolutely gorgeous without makeup on.
we’d all look great without makeup on if our faces were made of f-ing plastic!
lol, you wish, hunny
her face is not made of plastic
Yo0u can her shit-brown hair roots. Without makeup, the boob job, and the bleached blond hair, she’s be kinda ugly.
I was thinking the same thing, she looks soooo much better without makeup.
Is Amazing how can someone look freaking HOT and Freaking Disgusting at the same time….
her nose is so freakish looking now, yet her boobs and her body OMG, and her lips, I wanna kiss them,
I guess I would have to use a bag on her face…
is that thing about to fall off?
Here comes OUR NEW MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
I just Hope that she wont die before releasing that sex tape
all that money and you can’t get your roots done? what the f*ck
Ash you are totally right !!!
She done a huge bum though…
what a worthless bitch.
i almost feel sorry for her
shes does look pretty hot without all that makeup n junk. she would probably look hotter without her bikini, bent over.
Actually she is pretty cute without all the make up. Saw some photos of here the other day with her hair up and no makeup, Damn fine. She should go with a softer look .
That is normal practice post implant surgery. If you dont regularly massage them, hard scar tissue forms around them, making them strangely hard.
Huh? You actually made her seemingly moronic comments make sense. Way to go. I assumed she thought that her implants were actually human tissue which we can clearly see are not.
UMM IS NO-ONE SEEING THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE IS MADE OF PLASTIC? OR POSSIBLY CHEESE? =S
There’s a bandage on her nose in these pics. Though the ones from last week seemed to indicate Michael Jackson nose . . .
Heidi looks like Ke$ha
Wow, you’re a stupid fuck.
Tits on a stick.
Chubby chaser alert alert alert!
And I think Heidi got herself another nosejob revision. That thing’s gonna fall off soon.
Those creases on her ass-horizon are making me super hard. She looks hot.
Her nose looks like its falling off. Like the top layers are melting off.
It’s a crying shame that I’d have to put a bag over that head just to enjoy screwing that awesome body because every time I looked at that nose I’d barf. WTF did she do that to herself for?
I miss her old face.
i’d go mouth to ass on this bitch in an instant…
we all would, pimp… we all would.
in fact ATM is really the only way i would engage her sexually.
You both are more disgusting than her nose!
Is is just me, or is her ass getting bigger?
I came here just to say that.
Quite plump but a butterface
Butterface? Dude you are gay no doubt.
Yes, when she got plastic surgery, she got but cheek implants.
she had butt implants
Her ass looks better because there isn’t a weeping man (I’m not gay! I’m not gay!) pounding her balloon-knot on a nightly basis. Her ass is in recovery.
No, you are getting bigger too, you lazy overweight American slob.
She looks like she did the first time she was on the Hills without makeup, aka. cute. She should’ve never changed, oh well.
Her nose scares me. I know she said something about after you get plastic surgery on your nose, you’re supposed to bandage it up for a while after. But I have a few friends who have had nose jobs, and I don’t recall anyone doing that or speaking about having to do it! I fear that there is something really wrong with her nose. And yes, she does look really pretty here.
she actually looks really pretty.
i’d play dr with her..
and better, seems perfect from where I’m mast.. . uhm ..sitting.
wow, she’s got alot of free time on her hands. I guess thats what she decides to do with her free time…err…hands…. ok, so I guess she’s got a lot of silicon on her hands in her free time…wth am I saying?!
good job! the only thing she has left is porno! hey heidi, like the bandaids! dumbass!
she has michael jacksons nose!
what’s up with her nose? (i know, you have to scroll up for that…)
I’d pound her ’til her ears bled.
Wouldn’t take long.
Of course she has to massage her own boobs. Her husband isn’t interested in things like that. He just sees her as a vehicle for a strap-on.
I would pound her ’til her ears bled.
she looks rapeable
Id rape her lol
@joe, what you got against tits-on-a-stick? I think she’s pretty all right.
When her face isn’t caked with makeup, she’s half decent.
yeah, shes actually pretty cute when shes not looking so much like a plastic doll
my comments never stick.
Why couldn’t be the sultan of somewhere? Id buy this chic, and make her run around on my island just like this. Sure, with nose tape and all…
She is healing and the surgeries are falling into place which is why she’s looking nice. When you guys seen her right after her surgeries she was swollen and Not ready. She made a good choice, i think more people should consider surgeries, there’s a lot of ugly people out there full of opinions that look like shit.
You had me until I remembered that you’re also referring to her tits, which are an atrocity. I dare you to look directly at those things. They might work when she’s clothed, but in a swimsuit they look like giant eggs shoved under her skin. I’m not sure that I agree with your defense of her surgeries in general, but I KNOW you’re wrong about the tits. She should have shown some restraint and gone much smaller.
I’m sorry you feel that way, but i dont see it like that. She chose to alter her look and thats fine. Her breast are a tad big ok, but what about pamela anderson and anna nicole smith? Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty. i think over all she looks great, theres a lot of haters who just want to point at her and say no, its too much its this and that, but at the end of the day she’s happy and looking good. That’s what matters after all… nothing you or me say will affect her life in any way. As far as her face, she needed that nose job, and jaw job. Her face looks much nicer and petite now. All she needs is to finish healing from her nose job and color her root’s!
Jesus, it’s sad that real people actually think and say things like this. Congratulations: your brain has been replaced with a copy of Glamour magazine. There was nothing wrong with this girl pre-surgery. She had nice, perky breasts and a regular nose. Now her tits look like stapled-on basketballs and the tip of her nose is clearly a mess (everybody look at the part that ISN’T bandaged and tell me with a straight face that everything is fine). Reconstructive surgeries shouldn’t be legal for anybody who hasn’t been burned in a fire or shot in the face. The VAST majority of them end in an ugly disaster, and the idea that this is what attractive, successful people are supposed to do could not be further from the truth.
I completely agree. I don’t think all plastic surgery is horrible for those who could afford good surgeons, but Heidi took it WAY too far. She barely even looks human anymore. I don’t know how she can even look at herself in the mirror without crying.
Your a mess. God only knows what you look like’ yikes
You know a lot more women would have surgeries if it wasn’t so expensive, and I think all of you are all just a bunch of jealous fatties.
Blondie – just coz u were born with an ugly face and a flat chest doesnt mean every other girl needs surgery to look in any way fuckable. Plenty of hot girls out there with nice firm natural tits, better overall bods than Heidi, and faces just as pretty and many with prettier faces. I’m glad other girls dont resort to surgery, fake tits feel shit and I’d hate to be with a chick who I thought was hot then we have a baby and it turns out looking like fucking ashlee simpson pre-nose job. Jesus. I guess your one of those girls with a pig ugly rich daddy and u inherited his pig ugly face, but he payed for a bunch of surgery so he didnt need to put a bag over your head anymore when he fucks you at night.
“Breasts are not supposed to be dropy thats nasty.”
Um…boobs ARE supposed to be droopy, naturally. Idiot.
Yup Olive i agree with you, jealous fatties lol, and agentgirl no momma ‘boob’s are not supposed to droop to the point you can hold 1-2-or even 3 pencils under your tit, if thats the case go get a pair of knocker’s! and a LIFT!
Biggles, you are so so right. Brain replaced with a Glamour magazine is the best description for these nimrods I’ve seen yet. It really makes me sad that people will think beauty is something unnatural and all the same– these people get the same noses, the same big stupid breasts, the same hair… I’m sick of it. I’ve seen men on this site rail on girls with natural beauty because one or two things aren’t “perfect”. If this is perfect, I don’t want any part of it.
ORLY you crack me up. That is exactly who Blondie is.
My face is perfect, I wouldn’t get surgery if it were free.
Her new nose looks pretty good. Her old surgeon dying was probably the best thing to happen to her. It forced her to find a doctor with some talent.
just wanna tits all over that cum…my cum got gud healing properties
glad to see the positive “ass” comments…her hips are definitely looking wider (pic 2, for example) and that’s just fine by me.
and yeah, she does look better w/o makeup (at least in these pics)…
what her nose looks good? it look like the skin is falling off/melting.
get the bandage off her nose, and now we’re talking….or fucking…
she honestly does look very beautiful without makeup.
That girl rocks with out makeup. She looks great like this.
Heidi, cut out the makeup, you are a natural beauty. Were before the surgery too.
id love to spank that juicy ass til its nice and red
Did she get ass implants? She seems to be getting up into Kim K.’s league there.
you can see where her real butt cheek wants to curve and her fake butt cheek does too. Hilairous
That’s the making of a Michael Jackson nose right there.
Oh hell no. WHO IS HER DOCTOR?
I guess she got a new face once again… this time she actually looks good.
every girl should look like her.
off the hook!
does no one see the nose? can someone PLEASE explain the nose situation?????
She looks really good here just how she is. I hope she can stop getting plastic surgery and instead spends her money on acting lessons from a good coach. She’s real cute.
Yes, she has bandages on her nose.. but look at the tip of it, there are no bandages and it looks disgusting…
Seriously, so much better without makeup! As in, she actually looks quite attractive here!
her nips look amazing. they are so damn perky!!!
she has wider hips than my wife and she had 3 kids..wtf???
You’re a fucking idiot.
you’re fucking a little boy
are these recent? i can’t even tell with her anymore. she has a new face every time i look at a picture of her.
what happened to her nose?
I think she’s had more work done because her last batch of surgery didn’t turn out as she had hoped.
She should definitely wear less makeup. There’s nothing wrong with looking cute.
She should stop wearing the nose tape in public, it makes her look like an idiot. Besides the tape, she actually looks cute. But more of an average cute girl you’d see at the beach, not smoking hot or anything.
Nothing wrong with being cute. Most guys would probably agree that cute is smoking hot.
Hard to believe anyone actually thinks this vapid bitch looks good anymore is beyond me. Yes, if she laid it down in front of me I would hit that snatch like Babe Ruth, but other than a quick fuck, she’s worthless trash. Pussy is pussy after all…
She wears to protect her nose she is afraid it will fall off
At least that is what I read
Heidi, go away
She needs a pearl necklace. She does have a yummy ass.
Looks like she stole Michael Jackson’s nose before they stuck him in his tomb.
I’d still throw a fuckin’ on her.
seriously, why does she put on all that makeup? she looks REALLY good without it, and that’s saying a lot.
+1!! I was just thinking the same thing, only I think she looks WAY better in the pics above (minus the nose band-aid of course) than in most other pics of her!
her nose looks a bit like Michael Jackso’s one…………………
Wow….still don’t like her….but she sure looks great without make-up..
I remember seeing this on perez hilton and he quoted her saying from an interview about her nose and why she still wears the nose tape
“I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”
I’m just cracking up over the fact she has dropped so much money on surgery and she still has acne on her face. You’d think that would be an easy fix for someone like her…
I hadn’t noticed…What were you doing while you were you staring at her picture for so long, long enough to notice the acne?
please explain the nose!!!
please read above!!!
Jesus, she is still so ugly.
a whole lotta ‘photshop’ goin’ on !sure as hell …qahahaaaa…
funny erase the jutting chin & create a neck where they ain’t one …
desperado ! whew whatta skank
Does she dye her hair ?
Has she got a black cunt ?
I think she is incredibly cute without makeup. Her surgeries are finally settling and she’s starting to look good. Her face definitely looks better than it did before. The ass implants were an upgrade, but that boob job is atrocious. No massaging in the world could make those boulders soft. Her surgeon should be shot. Oh, wait…
To all you you saying how good she looks without makeup: plastic surgery is her permanent makeup.
WTF is up with the left over forskin on her nose ?.
Looks like I left a little spooge on her nose. Sorry Heidi.
I’d tap that except that its riddled with Spencer cooties
Jesus, look at that stomach. I’d love to see this chick naked.
Money shot! Oops. Got a little on me.
You guys are idiots. Have you ever seen a lifeguard with blue zinc oxide on their nose? Did you think they were freaks with blue noses? WTF!?!
She looks much better without makeup on. And her body is almost flawless.
I’d decorate my birthday cake with her pubic hair.
Love me some bubble butt.
Those ass implants are ridiculous. You can see the implant line. What a disaster this chicks body is.
What is up with her nose?
She got her nose did. Like a good woman, she spent money to make herself perfect…
Take her lead ugly women!
Ass looked way better before the nip ‘n tuck, but I’d still give it a hard tissue inner massage.
hate to break it to you guys but I’m pretty sure that there’s just expensive sunscreen on her nose not bandages…
what happened to her nose??? looks like michael jackson! (except she is already white!)
wow she looks alot cuter without makeup
She looks ten years younger without makeup. Pity about the watermelons.
Wow. Her ass keeps getting bigger and bigger. I wonder what her Mom looks like.
You’ve got something on your nose there dear.
I want to have sloppy, messy, bed ruining butt sex with her.
What’s up with the Michael Jackson nose?
i was like no way is that her……then i was like WTF hahaha, even uglier without make up, 2 different people…..welcome to the next Michael Jackson op drama….that nose look s ready to plop off
nose gauze==dude, she just got another workup!
She spends all this time and effort on her body but can’t get her roots touched up? Gross.
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