Heidi Montag: ‘I Made All That Sh*t Up’

February 11th, 2011 // 110 Comments

Presumably after Sony called and threatened to repossess her new body, here’s Heidi Montag walking back her claim that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the premiere of Just Go With It. Via Us Magazine:

“I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true,” Montag tells Us. “It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie.”
“I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs,” Montag explained. “I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It’s fantastic!”

So basically Heidi had no intention of showing up in the first place but figured, “Eh, I’ll blame Jennifer Aniston. What the hell?” Which is why that squeaking sound you just heard was Heidi being shoved into a locker next to the seventh Pitt-Jolie kid. Oh, they’ll say there was a never seventh one, but who wants to admit it was that easy to snatch one off the front porch? Also, it’s not like there’s a shortage of Vietnamese kids. Let’s be honest.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Narddog

    Her legs are fat. She needs lipo.

  2. wim

    she now tries to find work as an “Adult” film star.
    ……..becauseeven her pocket money is out.

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    horsefaceskank
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    so funny the photo angle trying to make it look like she has legs over 3 inches ..
    ahahaa ..’

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    horsefaceskank
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    hilarious the everpresent dark line under the chin ..
    photoshop to the rescue ..
    create a neck by removing half the lumberjack jaw ….muahahaha

  5. bitingontinfoil

    Youc an tell she sucks (pun intended) in bed. The kind that just lays there and gives an (what she thinks is a sexy) obligatory oooh and ahhh every couple of minutes. She reminds me of a 12 yr. old down syndrome girl (only less intelligent).

  6. Galtacticus

    What has she done now folks?!

  7. Nero

    Not surprising but i did almost forgot Those pair of eyes …. Someone near her, quick pull one of her pigtails!

  8. bimbamboing

    That’s a nice looking rose.

  9. Rhialto

    I’m not sure about her outfit… But i guess it’s the body what does make it up…

  10. Gando

    I’d wear toga costumes but not that kind…..

  11. Kisses4Katie

    The stupidest thing is that I actually thought of this c*nt last night and said, “Isn’t it about time for Heidi or Spencer to say something retarded to get noticed again?”

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    matti
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    All the pain and money that went into her plastic surgery only to go from pretty girl to freak…yikes.

  13. matti

    All the pain and money that went into her plastic surgery only to go from pretty girl to freak…yikes.

  14. cowbulls

    I realize that she is nuts but she still is an incredibly sexy woman. I wouldn’t want to spend a month with her but she would be very high on my list for a week or less.

  15. pookiewookie

    And why is she still around again?

  16. Fuuuck

    Get this whore off the internet already…jesus. Does anybody outside California care what the hell she does.

  17. Jim Jones

    One step closer to porn…

  18. cc

    She’s my number one candidate for a celebrity suicide. Broke, screwed up in the head, and simply unable to comprehend that her 15 minutes was up year ago. She’ll keep trying to ‘make it’, realize there is no hope, and one day we’ll read about her being found with an empty bottle of pills. And no I am not making light of suicide nor do I wish her dead…I am simply stating what I can see happening with her. I hate most famewhores, but she’s so badly wired I actually feel a little sorry for her.

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    david hammish
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    she is revolting……spewwwwwwwwwwwww

  20. barroom hero

    SS -
    Synthetic Slag.

    Too much plastic surgery = looking like a transsexual.

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    bob
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    I would start licking from her ass crack all the way to her toes!

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    Ali
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    She is really scary looking…

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    Ali
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    oops, it fell out… if that wasn’t a cry for attention I dont know what is.

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    she looks absolutly gross with all that plastic surgery!

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    aww how sweet

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    her nose is falling off.

  27. Heidi Montag Jennifer Aniston
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    can’t lie she has a goregous body. horrible face

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    cute picture

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    JM
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    Stop hating, Just STFU,

    I think she is a beauty, …god i’m lonely

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