With it already being confirmed that Heidi Montag was in on Spencer Pratt‘s sex tape scam the whole time, that didn’t stop her from selling an exclusive interview to Life & Style before they had time to figure out she just lied her way to the bank:
On the bullshit that landed this entire interview:
“I’m not aware of his filming me, but I wouldn’t put it past Spencer. He’s a sneaky guy and has little cameras everywhere that he got from China.”
On her bullshit fear about the sex tape being released:
“I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.”
On hating her Size F breasts which is bullshit:
“I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
On how she’s stuck like this forever thanks to the death of Dr. Frank Ryan. — Bullshit:
“There’s just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”
In Life & Style’s defense, I can see how they might assume Heidi Montag is an innocent victim and not at all a carefully orchestrated publicity stunt wrapped in silicone that she apparently can never escape from because Dr. Ryan took the Matrix Cube with him to the underworld. She loves Jesus, you guys, and a Christian would never do porn, especially the gay kind, for a giant back end deal potentially in the millions. That’d be like Rupert Murdoch’s Saudi business partner funding the “mosque” at Ground Zero while FOX News pretends it’s a secret terrorist haven for ratings. These things just don’t happen.
Photos: Life & Style, Pacific Coast News
All these things are happening in celebrity news and within the world – and the front page story is about Heidi Montag removing her breast implants? Seriously? She got front page of all the magazines when she got her surgery & now she’s having the boobs removed? What is she going to sprinkle them on Dr. Frank Ryan’s grave? Seriously. And I thought she wanted bigger boobs… sighs.
Yeah, H-Cups… “Because Heidi starts with H!” I kind of used to feel sorry for her, way back when she and Spencer first got together. I thought she was a girl who just wanted to be prom queen, but now… I think she’s worse than Spencer (who also wanted to be prom queen).
Good one !
And on the cover with the Housewives of NJ.
I started watching that show last week & I see that “Danielle” one of the housewives that all the other ones hate isn’t on the cover.
man jaw.
These two stupid fucks arent even worth keeping up with. They think people actually gives a shit what they do or thing. Spence Pratt could die in a firey car crash and i wouldnt even think about it or say oh poor guy. They’re both worthless human beings who need to get real jobs. I don’t give a shit about their scams or whatever “clever” thing they think they’re trying to do. Just die already.
Where did heidi and spencer come from again? was it laguna beach?
I mean show wise.
what a fucking idiot.
…and yet the world seems obsessed with her idiocy, and so is willing to pay her for the right to watch the mess…which I believe makes the world dumber than she is. She is making money off you (stupid, stupid) people.
when did he stop being amusing and start crow-baring his lame political opinions down our throats (but disguised as jokes- yay!). I used to come here for a laugh, not your dopey agenda. Show us more tits and shut the fuck up.
PS- the new site architecture sucks ass, sorta like you do.
So if I’m reading this correctly, Ms. Montag has no real objection to being filmed naked NOW, after her dramatic surgical makeover. So what’s the problem? Get that girl a contract and let’s make some movies.
I really appreciate how the blogger here somehow manages to work a dig in a FOX news there at the end. Huge fake boobs & political satire is an unusual combination.
Lmao @ her trying to look all natural and shit now as opposed to wearing 6 pounds of make up like she always used to.
………..spencer pratt & friends?
she actually looks kind of beautiful in this pic
Is it me or is that the most normal-Heidi her face has looked post-surgery?
LAWWWWWWWWWD ..
still writin’ about these fuckers !!!?????
ya’ll are spencers bitches ..lol
just bend over & let him give it to you up your desperate azz
it’s a shopped to hell digital cover like all mags ..
do you think the celebs are natural in their foto’s ???
my you are dumb ..
they black out half of angelinas head & jaw & this bitch hneeds alot of work ..
they gotta shoot her sittin down or work 3 hors tryin to make the legs appear long & create a neck by erasing the still enormous chin ..
they do it to ALL covers ..
some people look better than others but hollywierd in general is made up of very large headed midgets ..
sorry to blow the fantasy ..
Don´t remove em!!!!
If you get implants and want to get them taken out to be more like yourself, cool. But if you get 12 plastic surgeries and want to take the implants out to be more like yourself, well now you’re just a real life Barbie with no tits.
That man-face is hideous. I wouldn’t be able to fuck her with someone else’s dick. The only reason why her and that twat Spencer keep getting air time is because we keep paying attention to the shit they do, all the while claiming we don’t give a shit what they do. Spencer is like Tinkerbell – stop believing in that fairy and he’ll go away.
Exactly. Well said.
AGREED…HIDEOUS is the perfect adjective ..
holy clavicle batman! and nice tits. she should get them bigger so they’ll be the first thing I notice, not the 2nd
man evertime there is something about “Dr.Ryan” all i can think of is ‘patriot games’ and ‘a clear and present danger’
She should probably also consider a head reduction, that melon is looking GIANT.
What happen the trance the doctor had over her died when he went off the cliff.
Do you suppose she can get a refund on the face too?
OMG I love this girl!!!. I don’t bother commenting on her actions because she is “sort of an actress”. I have never seen the Hills but I have seen her pictorials and she is insanely hot. WHAT A PERFECT ASS!!! manufactured or not it’s amazing!!!
Hate on losers.. you log on to the same shit I do for the same reasons
superficial ..
the BITCHSLAVE of HOntag & splatt …hahaaa
yes the above comment about the potato head ..
doc’ frankenstein made her head even more enormous with the cheek implants & bad lopsided chin job ..
lousy doc’ ( look at HIM??!!)
well he ain’t gonna be butchering anyone else except in hell …
heidi has very shorty tiny legs & she shouldn’t attract attention to this ..
photoshop is great but one must go out sometime …
her absence of neck is also ‘shopped in when they try to erase the enormous jaw ..
in every shot the prerequisite dark shadow to minimize this how they do with angelinas enormous big bumpy head …
it’s quite unattractive …
well thank gods fer photoshop …
surgery ain’t even worth it or necessary anymore
Is she going to do that all by herself?!
Is there any Hello Kitty surgery set available?
THANK YOU for bringing up the Fox News thing. Priceless!
Who is the douchebag with a major hard on for anything right-wing? How long have you been hiding in the background to get your chance to write a line or two so you can indulge in your obsession?
I don’t care what people say, I still find her attractive and would def punish that … you get the point
I can’t believe I read that interview. It was seriously the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. She is even stupider and crazier than I had imagined.
Also, isn’t she like a devout Christian? Isn’t having lesbian sex with Karissa or whatever her name is in a sex tape an abomination of God?
So is having sex with Spencer so it really doesn’t matter.
did anyone notice that it says worst bikini bodies and it shows snooki on the right? lol
Looks like she has tried to go back to normal (plastic surgery undone) from the most recent pics of her and Spencer. Which is a good thing…
she should remove her life
nobody gives a shit hedi
Good job . Not only is “first” the sole territory of absolute losers, but you missed it, forever defining yourself as a twat. The memory of your fail will live on forever in the minds of your unfortunate progeny, and bind you in failure. May your chains rest lightly upon you, may history strive to forget that you were our countryman.
Oh, and Heidi is a twat as well. But at least she’s not cruising gossip sites writing “first”.
Randal
no, you’re not first, fuckface. You’ll have to find a new reason to make your dad proud of you so he doesn’t use all 8″ in your ass again.
when did this site get taken over by 12 yr olds?
don’t worry, dudeatdouchedudedot.douche doesn’t care. He’s a closet case.
I want to spew my sticky load in and around her love slit!
He was asking if he was first, not saying he was first.. See the question mark “?”
I have to disagree with you sir, as I believe she is definitely the type of twat that would cruise gossip sites and write first
Randal(l)
whatever bitches, not like you contribute anything useful
It would be a diet, considering both inches wouldn’t go very far.
More like a “snack” than a diet.
Why not her pussy? Why the dirty asshole? I will never undersatnd the desire to explore the asshole
3 years ago, I think.
What in hell happened to “keep your comments relevant to the post” ??
that’s the cleanest asshole in hollywood…i would eat her farts…
LMFAO checkout the right side of the cover! apparently someone did a drive by on those merked housewives
I doubt it was mob related, probably another housewife who didn’t make the cut for the final show.
Hey, “The MAN,” only a total douche would say something like that. Are you Spencer Pratt or something?