The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk

Heidi Montag celebrated her [Insert number of years since her manufacture here.] birthday in Vegas over the weekend where she demonstrated the latest feature in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that note, I love this photo of her and Spencer which really captures a day in the life of their marriage. Mostly because he’s entirely oblivious to her gasping for air thanks to him going with the cheap, knockoff windpipe. “You’re just paying for the name,” he said.

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