The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk

September 19th, 2011 // 74 Comments

Heidi Montag celebrated her [Insert number of years since her manufacture here.] birthday in Vegas over the weekend where she demonstrated the latest feature in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that note, I love this photo of her and Spencer which really captures a day in the life of their marriage. Mostly because he’s entirely oblivious to her gasping for air thanks to him going with the cheap, knockoff windpipe. “You’re just paying for the name,” he said.

Photos: Splash News, WENN


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    Ish Ka-Bibble
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    Elegance and grace. The complete package.

  3. J-Nasty

    I’d still nail her!

  4. Doc

    So what, she blew all her money on being Barbie and now she doesn’t have enough to afford a trainer? What good is the surgery if you pack on the pounds so your inflated ass and tits make you look like a box? If they had money, she could be the next real housewife. If we’re lucky, Spencer will off himself and she can fade into oblivion.

  5. 213-L.W. Montag

    Likely, she quite trashy, and a whore as hell.

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  7. Toby Weymiller

    Her ass is even juicier than my man boobs.

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    Mrs. Ed

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