Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

As much as I’d love to talk about the Super Bowl all day because, seriously, why did nobody have limbs in any of the commercials? Heidi Montag’s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest, and I should probably make a joke about how that explains all of her plastic surgeries because I’m dead inside. TMZ reports:

Bill Montag was picked up by Aspen cops Thursday night. Authorities say the sexual abuse continued until the girl turned 17. The complaint says he abused the child at least 50 times.
As for the time frame … the alleged abuse occurred between 1993 and 1998. It does not line up with Heidi or her sister Holly.
According to the docs, Bill Montag “groomed her with back rubs in her bedroom in the basement of their home,” and escalated by attempting to insert a vibrator into her vagina. At age 16 he began performing oral sex. It then gets extremely graphic.
The documents describe the last incident in 1998, when he allegedly crawled into bed with her, tried to pull down her underwear and said, “I want to have sex with you.”

Sensing another opportunity to squeeze their faces in the press, Heidi and Spencer have already responded to TMZ by questioning the alleged victim’s credibility:

Our sources who are very close to Heidi and Spencer tell us … they are very familiar with the accuser who “is determined to destroy the family.” They say she has stalked Heidi and Spencer at various public appearances to the point security had to remove her. Heidi and Spence believe Bill Montag will be exonerated.

Heidi and Spencer were adamant that if anyone’s going to destroy their family’s reputation, it’s going to be them because they already did it. “This chick is way late to the party,” they added, “The damage is done, sweetie.”

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