Heidi Montag Showed Up For Her Strip Club Gig

October 22nd, 2012 // 77 Comments

Because her and Douchebeard blew all their Hills money on crystals and back scoops, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt live in his parents house now while he gets his degree in political science. (No, really.) So here she is hosting at Crazy Horse III in Vegas over the weekend because while we may not get a lot of things right in this country, our sex industry is always there to help a woman in need provided she shows her boobs for money and is secretly a prostitute. I believe Ronald Reagan put it best when he said, “America is a shining city upon a hill where you can get your wiener touched for a dollar.”

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    Your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone noticed that there’s no straight shots of her in the mirror? That’s because they didn’t want to let you know Spencer is the one taking the pictures and this is all just a scam.

  2. Heidi Montag Cleavage Legs Leather Booty Shorts Crazy Horse III Anniversary Party
    Your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s going to cry here. Her back probably hurts from all the plastic.

  3. Heidi Montag Cleavage Legs Leather Booty Shorts Crazy Horse III Anniversary Party
    Your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you say deer in headlights?

  4. Heidi Montag Cleavage Legs Leather Booty Shorts Crazy Horse III Anniversary Party
    Emily
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know why she would do that she looked way better before now ahe looks funny nothing fits her body shape, she looks much older than she actually is, and her breasts are way to big for her body shape they look unattractive. If she didnt have such a stupid boyfriend she probably would have stayed the way she was

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