Heidi Montag Showed Up For Her Strip Club Gig

The Superficial / October 22, 2012

Because her and Douchebeard blew all their Hills money on crystals and back scoops, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt live in his parents house now while he gets his degree in political science. (No, really.) So here she is hosting at Crazy Horse III in Vegas over the weekend because while we may not get a lot of things right in this country, our sex industry is always there to help a woman in need provided she shows her boobs for money and is secretly a prostitute. I believe Ronald Reagan put it best when he said, “America is a shining city upon a hill where you can get your wiener touched for a dollar.”

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