It’s been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as “Heidi Montag” has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she’s broke and ankle scoops don’t grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there’s nothing wrong with them, but they’re all just trying to steal her husband which is why she should go for that skull transplant, too. That’s right, I got your back, Heidi, and not just because I pulled it out of the wade pool. Duct tape! I NEED DUCT TAPE!
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What a vacuous toad.
What a great piece of Ass.
… plastic ass, dude.
who cares?
for real? she is 100% plastic.
%100 idiot
She looks way better here than she has in the past. I wonder if she’s been out of the spotlight for so long to get some extra work done.
And the answer, of course, is yes.
She had 10 procedures in one day so I am guessing the answer is yes.
What’s left to get?
Could I really Be 1st ??? I would say she’s one of the few that make plastic surgery look GOOD !!
No, and no.
Right on.
She looks fantastic. Her outside is amazing, it’s just her inside that grosses people out
Fail.
She definitely got a breast reduction. She looks wayyyyyyy better. Too bad she’s still 99% handicapped.
OMG SHE CAN SMILE AGAIN! She looks way better…did she reduce her boob size? but yeah, doesn’t look as much like a plastic monster. Thank goodness for her that the swelling has gone down.
Agreed. Her boobs look smaller, but that is a good thing. Her face looks like her real self almost
I’d still tap that.
She’s like a perfect sex toy
Even moreso if she’d had her larynx removed …
Her body is banging now. The over the top boobs she had before were laughable. Still has a face only a horse can love.
What ever happened to Spencer? LOL did finally do the world a favor and off himself?
We can only hope …
I can has gwape?
Seriously that chick is ugly. Fried skin, fake boobs and bleached hair, vulgarity to the max.
I really honestly don’t get why guys actually fall for this, unless it’s not so much the look itself, but the fact that any girl who looks like this is guaranteed to be easy.
Cha-ching, we have a winner!
you’re a joke
howard stern with a blonde wig
“OH MY GOD! There’s two of them! My tits would look soooo much fuller with them inside me…”
The bleached hair and orange skin makes her look like a negatve photo.
Still a butterface!
Still a butterface!
When are we gonna see this broad in a porno? Hurry up already!
This is too easy.
I think she is nasty looking. Always has been.
Horse face, skin too tight now that is doesnt move properly and the body is so damn fake. Not attractive at all – I give her a 1 out of 10, and that’s only because she still has a few holes.
This has got to being back so many memories.
Ed: “The ball, her boobs, her ego.”
Carnac: “Name everything in this picture that is over inflated.
It’s so early for comedy gold.
Not in picture: Inscription on bottle – “Bimbo says whaaa..?”
Not in picture: Inscription on bottle – “Bimbo says whaaa..?”
“Hey everybody, look at me! My name is Relevance!”
It’s a MAN, baby!
you’re on the drugs
I prefered her with a bit more weight and bigger implants. And less orange.
Did her chin get bigger again?
Money well spent.
I agree! She is fucking hot!
According to the color of her skin, she’s just out of a George Foreman barbecue grill. No wonder she’s so hot.
The most confusing part of this picture: why does the guy in the back feel the need to capture it on camera?
In photo 4, do I detect some loose, saggy skin around the right of the vag area ? *gasp*
She is gorgeous but the hair is whiter than the background I’m typing in
gorgeous???? shes not gorgeous by any stretch of the imagination
psssssst: YOU WISHED FOR A TWENTYFIVE DOLLAR PROSTITUTE?
“I know, I mean–shh, she’s standing right here.”
“Garrrr…..Heidi want…be friend….(gurgle)…”
“Oh yeah, they made that into a completely functioning vagina.”
“Heidi want play ball!”
“But I thought you had a penis?”
Oh this should definitely be the leading photo. Geeze.
Does she even have a clue how much money she could make in porn. Where’s Vivid with the offer? Even Spencer would fit in as the stereotypical asshole/creepy pornstar’s boyfriend.
What a weirdly uneven tan. That or she bleached a bit more of her head than she meant to.
Do you think she still poops?
only so spencer has something to eat.
You can buy a set of fake tits and have the fat sucked out of your ass, but you can’t buy class. What a shame for her.
It won’t be long before the words “feature dancer” are added to her stellar resume.
please add the letter “d” to the word “feature”.
Antonella Versace looks great… but why did she had the same shitty surgeon as Tara Reid for her tummy???
She looks like Jay Leno. I mean dear lord that chin, with horrible porn star size bolted on breasts.
She looked better with the cheek implants still in.
Aw, this is nice. She’s gotten over her post-surgery doubts and can now throw herself fully back into attention whoring.
This sort of approach is always so attractive on a woman. If it doesn’t scream “SEEKING A THERAPIST,” or provides inspiration for a Law and Order: SVU episode, nothing does (please avoid casting her). Let’s guess…she was molested most of her life by her brother. Unfortunately, all the booze cannot change the fact that her body is still rather imperfect for what she’s shooting for. She has long feet and thick calves. She has to wear heels to create a slimmer, elongated look. Her face looks like it is Photoshopped onto her body–it’s disproportionately large and long. Am I jealous or mean? Who knows. But, this is exactly what she has set herself up for…to be judged superficially. When you do that, you take your chances on the results. The attention is a ‘high’ that has a very ‘low’ when it crashes. She and Spencer may just as well place an ad, “Couple seeks anyone for ‘play.’”
ya the only thing i like from her body is her stomach and her butt looks decent, but her legs are too “chunky” for her frame, and the boobs are ridiculous,
why the hell is this bitch being recycled again? it’s well over 15 mins, fish
her tit skin must hurt 24/7.
I wonder how the job market outlook is for “blond fake tit skanks who get paid to show up at hotel parties”? Does Obama’s economic recovery plan do anything for them? Since I bet Heidi couldn’t SPELL “401K”, her long term financials are pretty grim.