Heidi Montag in a Bikini is Back

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2011

It’s been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as “Heidi Montag” has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she’s broke and ankle scoops don’t grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there’s nothing wrong with them, but they’re all just trying to steal her husband which is why she should go for that skull transplant, too. That’s right, I got your back, Heidi, and not just because I pulled it out of the wade pool. Duct tape! I NEED DUCT TAPE!

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