Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again

The Superficial | November 8, 2012 - 3:53 pm

Unlike Lady GaGa, former reality star turned most pointless stripper ever Heidi Montag was manufactured from the best polymers every single dime of her MTV money could buy, so she belongs in a bikini which is really her only purpose in life now until she’s eventually recycled into a snow shovel that I’ll purchase in my golden years and have sex with. Sure, my neighbors may shun our love, but that’ll be their loss. That’ll be their loss…

Photos: Splash News