BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

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Here’s Heidi Klum completely topless. Do I really need to make a pithy comment about how these made it here? I finally got a PS4 for Christmas. Why are you being dicks about this?

Posted: 4.16.14

Original Post: That’s Heidi Klum Completely Topless

Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News