Heidi Klum’s Still Topless

April 17th, 2014 // 39 Comments

Here’s Day 2 of Heidi Klum‘s topless vacation with 27-year-old Vito Schnabel who at one point was banging Demi Moore, but presumably saw Boba Fett crawl out of her stomach and called it a day. As for what that has to do with the price of flapjacks in Germany, who understands half of these posts, amirite? High five!

Photos: AKM-GSI


  1. Those are almost nicer than mine and I’m half her age.

    • coljack

      So magnanimous of you (or should that be magmammimous?). It’s the first time I’ve heard someone backhandedly brag: “They’re almost nicer than mine…” Good gawd. Narcissist much?

    • coljack

      Why not just say: her breasts look awesome. Just leave it at that. A compliment.

      I’ll go one step further: good for her that she didn’t let the presence of the paparazzi prevent her from going topless as she clearly wanted to. Breasts are breasts. They’re not obscene. We obsess way too much over them. She should be able to go topless on vacation. If we gawk, that’s our problem, not hers.

    • come on, they ARE nicer than yours and your body has never and will never come close to Klum’s, even at half her age.

  2. Cock Dr

    Bless her little biscuits she’s not modest at all.

    • She was a very sought after model and later had a boob job, like all the Vic Secret ladies do, so she hardly has “little biscuits” Her body is amazing. You can’t logically compare her bra size to the tents fat chicks have to wear for support. Why so grumpy, did REI cancel their outdoor sale on you?

  3. Bonky

    Not much too look at. I’d rather fap to zombie porn.

  4. MarketingMike

    Hell yes! I’d be “all in” if the opportunity came up… (it won’t)
    But it seems to me, the “expense versus value” in her case,
    is all wrong. Plus she’s used to Seal, she wouldn’t even
    know I was there. Good luck trying to fill that void…

  5. She can be as naked as she wants. She’s sexy.

  6. Vito Schnabel? Damn. I wish my dad made million-dollar art out of broken china so I could grow up to bang German supermodels.

  7. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give those titties a solid nein.

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    “Let’s do it seal style!”

    “Umm, can we call it something else?”

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    Cock Dr
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    OK, nearly 100 total shots of Heidi we get the idea let’s leave ‘em alone now and let them vacation in peace.

  10. “Heidi Klum’s Still Topless”
    Heidi Klum’s Still Gross.

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    Wow, she is so incredibly Hot; In her own mind

  12. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    This dude must really hate himself. He’s got access to daddy’s money, yet keeps going for (relatively) old broads. There’s definitely some mental defect there.

    Heidi is (and always has been) overrated, with that pinched face and overly done nose job. Besides, she will fuck anything, so you might as well just get a hooker with nicer tits. That way you’re no likelier to get a disease and you don’t have to put up with any unwanted yammering. Don’t get me wrong, I would’ve fucked her when she was young and clean, but now, I’d have to get paid (very well, she can afford it).

    A new broad has entered my girlfriend’s social circle. She’s a white girl with a few black kids (from different deadbeat fathers, of course). According to my girlfriend, you can smell it on her. She is white, but smells black. I assume the same is true of Heidi. The thought is so gross it just turns my stomach.

    • You’re going to need a bigger font if you’re gonna type from up on your pedestal.

      Have fun smelling the black on people, you bigoted fuck.

    • Your Mom's Gunt

      Quit tip-toeing around and just say it you fucking pussy. You don’t need to type out three paragraphs of bullshit when all you’re trying to say is “Would not do, nigger-lover.”

      • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

        Your Mom’s Gunt (nice name, by the way), I made three separate and equally valid points, so I had three paragraphs. I think I was pretty clear that her taste for dark meat turns me off. I was also pretty clear that I would fuck her, if I was paid enough.

        I think quite a few people would agree with my assessments, even if they are afraid to admit it. At least I am up front about my feelings on the issue.

        If you’re into interracial/cuckold porn (which, if we’re being honest, is all about humiliation) and coal burners, or whatever, fine, that’s your kink. It’s not my scene. No need to get snippy about it.

      • I agree with you as do many others. Why do people get so defensive. Nothing is said about all the black folks whose friends/family knock up or get knocked up by white people and arent happy about it.

        If I was a Tiger I wouldnt want to mix my genetic strengths with a lion and if I was the lion, Id feel the same about a Tiger. Neither one is better than the other.

      • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina…You are a piece of shit racist motherfucker. Just what is it, exactly, that makes you so high and mighty? Just ‘cuz you’re white? Well so am I, and I think you’re…well, I guess I already said it at the beginning of this post.

      • And Robert Acquafresca…the same goes for you!

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    Every time I click “View Full Size” get a picture of a German IHOP.

  14. right

    This chick hasn’t been hot in 10 years.

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    sad trombone sound.

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    Those ribs more prominent than the 2 raisins on her chest

  17. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
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    “I know they’re hanging this flat”

  18. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
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    The anti-dat ass

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  20. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Herkimer Battle Jitney
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    “It’s like she put a dollar’s worth of change into two old socks and glued them to her chest.”

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    Years and miles…the crushers of beauty!

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    Pancakes in the front. Pancakes in the back.

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    Looks just like a 14 year old boy, with his own tits to play with.

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    very sexy heidi klum love

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