So remember yesterday when I helped promote an inspirational site then people got butthurt about Creationist Cosmos? Well, now back to NAKED TITTIES. Whoo! Aw yeah! No thinking here! SCORE.
*drinks alone in the bathroom*
Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News
On the wrong side of 40, and annoying as shit whenever she opens her mouth, but I have to appreciate her for letting the girls out for us to enjoy.
Sounds like I’d rather slice up my dick with a potato peeler before bothering with that garbage. Try Animal Farm by George Orwell, guarantee it’s a better read.
Still smoking hot.
It’s always good to see a pair of boobs not complain there, but on the other hand, nothing special there, it’s not a life change experience 40 year old tits not a big deal.
This reminds me of a Ron White bit…
…back me up on this, fellas—once you’ve seen one woman naked, you…pretty much wanna see the rest of ‘em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they’re gonna hang down to here.
“Wanna see my titties!?”
“Yeah, I do!”
She might the only thing validating their national anthem, but its a strong point none the less.
Still mightily impressive.
What if I like to think profound, quasi-religious thoughts about naked titties?
It looks like her kids sucked all the meat right out of those puppies.
Did you notice how big those retarded niglets got?
Well, huh…..there ya go.
The blogger has now inspired people, men in particular, in a way that “inspirational” websites with cancer kids just can’t.
Heidi looks very fine for a woman of her age and breeding history. If there was anyone on that beach needing a water rescue I’ll bet she would have dragged ‘em right out.
I can’t see anything past the gaping bear rectum in the background.
Haha. You beat me to it.
Really ,how does a bear carcass lie on a beach in fucken Mexico. Bears party 24/7 in Spring in Cancun ?
That is FNG fabulous!! I said WHAT?!? Sure enough there it was…..
dude that shit is just gross
who the fuck cares
she looks like a skeleton that stole tara reids boobs
Smokin hot German woman the likes of Steffi Graf, Julia Goerges, and Katarina Witt. Still has it going on despite being age 40 and losing some of her appeal because of her interaction with Seal.
Can pretty much have any man any time she wants.
Not pictured: Seal, sitting in a darkened room, turning a light on and off, on and off…
34 pictures of saggy boobs..really? really? I confess I went through every single one of them tho….sigh…
“Come on sweety granny needs help in the deep end.”
Well at least we know they’re real and not plastic. Kudos to her for that.
And brickbats for engaging in bestiality with a hideous moolie.
smoking will make your fun bags shrivel up and look saggy, oops, nevermind
so will having kids. Considering how many she has had her boobs are awesome.
at least they aren’t fake.
Sorry, but I remember when her tits could stop a traffic.
Time is a cruel bastard. Hate me, but honestly I’d pass.
Not worth taking the shit that comes out of her mouth…
like would ever have the chance
I feel like I bought something from Amazon and it looks nothing like the pictures…
This is why I firmly believe that as you age you shouldn’t aim to be super skinny. It just doesn’t look that great post-35. Look at Monica Bellucci, she’s aging much better than many people.
Fit > fat, not Thin > Fat.
She still looks great. I’d get in dat ass.
Be careful, you might literally find yourself IN that ass.
Heidi still has a great body, nice ass and fantastic Boob’s Would take Heidi with her nice natural boobs over the younger female entertainers with their big fake plastic boobs any day.
No, her huge ass doesn’t match her skinny body. However, her jungle lovers like it that way.
Seriously, how does this chick make impressive cleavage with these raisins???
Wonder bras are vunderful
Even though she is being older in these picture I feel I am still making the masturbation.
If there’s anything akin to comic “timing” in comment sections, this nick+comment combo is as close to Patton Oswalt as we’re likely to get. Bravo, sir!
are those track marks in her elbow?
come wit me young one.. we drink the blood yuice
saggy boobs saggy bum weird long ass crack heidi nasty she should keep her top on
To veer off from her boobs for a minute….what is that under her skin just above her right elbow and also on the right top of her pelvis (front)? It looks like someone pushed a string of pearls under those places! Blow up the shots and take a look. They are bizarre looking. Too freaky. Giant varicose veins? Any clues?
…and to think all it took for this dude to tap that was to casually hand her his camera…
I never wanna see a woman’s clavicle. Way too skinny. Bad abs too.
Crater face seal had his big ol lips on them…I wouldn’t touch her with a 200 foot pole…
That guy is in for a surprise. Her vagina must be stretched to hell after years of black cock. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
LOL, we got butthurt?
“No thinking here!” yeah, because clearly people come to gossip sites to get their philosophical ideas.
Instead of posting lame evolutionist/atheist “humor” you could be the first evolutionist to supply some evidence that, new and beneficial mutation has ever been added into the genome of an organism. Until then keep your fedora on check and keep posting gossip.
We’ve all been jacking off to Heidi’s pictures for close to 20 years. Sure her tits don’t look like they did when she was 21, but they are still Heidi Klum’s tits. Whip it out and go to town!
As a man who enjoys looking at good looking sexy women, espcially if they are nude on the beach, all I can say about this Heidi Klum person is she is a stick with a couple of mole hills on her chest, so whatever fascination the media has with this woman as some sexy goddess, better get an optomitrist eye exam and some glasses, and re-evaluate their sense of what is provacatively sexy and alluring. Celebrity status does not automatically equate to a good female body by any stretch of the imagination.
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