That’s Heidi Klum Completely Topless

April 16th, 2014 // 48 Comments

So remember yesterday when I helped promote an inspirational site then people got butthurt about Creationist Cosmos? Well, now back to NAKED TITTIES. Whoo! Aw yeah! No thinking here! SCORE.

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*drinks alone in the bathroom*

Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Hugh G Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    On the wrong side of 40, and annoying as shit whenever she opens her mouth, but I have to appreciate her for letting the girls out for us to enjoy.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Sounds like I’d rather slice up my dick with a potato peeler before bothering with that garbage. Try Animal Farm by George Orwell, guarantee it’s a better read.

  2. stinkfinger

    Still smoking hot.

  3. It’s always good to see a pair of boobs not complain there, but on the other hand, nothing special there, it’s not a life change experience 40 year old tits not a big deal.

  4. This reminds me of a Ron White bit…

    …back me up on this, fellas—once you’ve seen one woman naked, you…pretty much wanna see the rest of ‘em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they’re gonna hang down to here.
    “Wanna see my titties!?”
    “Yeah, I do!”

  5. Really...?

    She might the only thing validating their national anthem, but its a strong point none the less.

    Still mightily impressive.

  6. What if I like to think profound, quasi-religious thoughts about naked titties?

    What then?

  7. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like her kids sucked all the meat right out of those puppies.

  8. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, huh…..there ya go.

  9. Cock Dr

    The blogger has now inspired people, men in particular, in a way that “inspirational” websites with cancer kids just can’t.
    Heidi looks very fine for a woman of her age and breeding history. If there was anyone on that beach needing a water rescue I’ll bet she would have dragged ‘em right out.

  10. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t see anything past the gaping bear rectum in the background.

  11. dude that shit is just gross
    who the fuck cares
    she looks like a skeleton that stole tara reids boobs
    nasty

  12. Smokin hot German woman the likes of Steffi Graf, Julia Goerges, and Katarina Witt. Still has it going on despite being age 40 and losing some of her appeal because of her interaction with Seal.
    Can pretty much have any man any time she wants.

  13. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Seal, sitting in a darkened room, turning a light on and off, on and off…

  14. 34 pictures of saggy boobs..really? really? I confess I went through every single one of them tho….sigh…

  15. “Come on sweety granny needs help in the deep end.”

  16. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Well at least we know they’re real and not plastic. Kudos to her for that.

  17. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Obama
    Commented on this photo:

    smoking will make your fun bags shrivel up and look saggy, oops, nevermind

  18. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, but I remember when her tits could stop a traffic.
    Time is a cruel bastard. Hate me, but honestly I’d pass.
    Not worth taking the shit that comes out of her mouth…

  19. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like I bought something from Amazon and it looks nothing like the pictures…

  20. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Aggie
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why I firmly believe that as you age you shouldn’t aim to be super skinny. It just doesn’t look that great post-35. Look at Monica Bellucci, she’s aging much better than many people.

  21. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
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    She still looks great. I’d get in dat ass.

  22. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    barney
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi still has a great body, nice ass and fantastic Boob’s Would take Heidi with her nice natural boobs over the younger female entertainers with their big fake plastic boobs any day.

  23. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
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    Seriously, how does this chick make impressive cleavage with these raisins???

  24. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Sven
    Commented on this photo:

    Even though she is being older in these picture I feel I am still making the masturbation.

    • If there’s anything akin to comic “timing” in comment sections, this nick+comment combo is as close to Patton Oswalt as we’re likely to get. Bravo, sir!

  25. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Commented on this photo:

    are those track marks in her elbow?

  26. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    Yennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    come wit me young one.. we drink the blood yuice

  27. JIMBO JONES

    saggy boobs saggy bum weird long ass crack heidi nasty she should keep her top on

  28. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    jhonny
    Commented on this photo:

    To veer off from her boobs for a minute….what is that under her skin just above her right elbow and also on the right top of her pelvis (front)? It looks like someone pushed a string of pearls under those places! Blow up the shots and take a look. They are bizarre looking. Too freaky. Giant varicose veins? Any clues?

  29. …and to think all it took for this dude to tap that was to casually hand her his camera…

  30. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
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    I never wanna see a woman’s clavicle. Way too skinny. Bad abs too.

  31. Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Vito Schnabel
    EWWWWWWW
    Commented on this photo:

    Crater face seal had his big ol lips on them…I wouldn’t touch her with a 200 foot pole…

  32. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    That guy is in for a surprise. Her vagina must be stretched to hell after years of black cock. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

  33. LOL, we got butthurt?

    “No thinking here!” yeah, because clearly people come to gossip sites to get their philosophical ideas.

    Instead of posting lame evolutionist/atheist “humor” you could be the first evolutionist to supply some evidence that, new and beneficial mutation has ever been added into the genome of an organism. Until then keep your fedora on check and keep posting gossip.

  34. Yes Sir

    We’ve all been jacking off to Heidi’s pictures for close to 20 years. Sure her tits don’t look like they did when she was 21, but they are still Heidi Klum’s tits. Whip it out and go to town!

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