Heidi Klum & Seal Might Get Back Together

“Oh, how I’ve missed your space boob…”
“Mind-bone me, Norrin Seal!”

According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi Klum and Seal might be getting back together after spending two years banging other people. So I’m just going to assume that was a simple matter of her agreeing to stay out of his camera room, and him agreeing to become a rich, European billionaire because marriage is all about compromise. You’ve got to communicate your needs.

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