Heidi Klum & Seal Might Get Back Together

June 19th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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“Oh, how I’ve missed your space boob…”
“Mind-bone me, Norrin Seal!”

According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi Klum and Seal might be getting back together after spending two years banging other people. So I’m just going to assume that was a simple matter of her agreeing to stay out of his camera room, and him agreeing to become a rich, European billionaire because marriage is all about compromise. You’ve got to communicate your needs.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Once you go black, everyone else sends you back.

  2. Just goes to show you, brothers like annoying white chicks.

  3. Well, let’s hope that they’ve both worked out their issues for the sake of the children and…

    Oh who am I kidding? I just want them to not inflict their insufferable selves on other innocent people. PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER.

  4. Karma

    Don’t kid yourself…
    He left a hole no other man could fill.

  5. Ryan

    It never ceases to amaze me at the gullibility of people to assume that their ex- will change. Change is temporary when it comes to relationships….but I am sure it will be different with this piece of Euro-Trash and crater face.

  6. Heidi Klum and Seal Halloween 2010
    Commented on this photo:

    The Silver Seal: I want my photography room back! I demand my soul! I pledged that I would serve you, not give up my past!
    Galactits: We would discuss this another time, my Silver Seal. For now it is your duty – no, your obligation to seek out my next source of entertainment!
    The Silver Seal: It is YOUR obligation to return my cameras. For now and ever more!
    Galactits: I said GO!

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