“I sense he’s left the room, mother. Let us make haste and adjust the dials!”
Since word got out over the weekend that Heidi Klum and Seal were calling it quits, there’ve been a ton of rumors as to what went wrong, but my personal favorite has to be Seal’s private camera room that he flips his shit over if anyone goes into. Because that just seems like the type of thing you’d choose over supermodel vagina. Via Hollywood Life:
The source described Seal as having “entitlement” issues and an explosive temper. For example, she said that Seal has a room at home full of vintage cameras, and if anyone goes inside he goes “ballistic”. However, like we reported earlier, their separation doesn’t necessarily mean divorce. The source says the threat alone may be enough to convince Seal to get help with his anger issues.
“I could see Heidi threatening Seal with a divorce because he thought she would NEVER do such a thing. This may push Seal to finally get the help he needs to deal with his temper in a more constructive manner,” revealed the source.
Of course a simple solution would be Heidi Klum teaching the kids to respect his shit but that would lack all the drama and high emotion of a trial separation. I’m embarrassed I even mentioned it.