There’s The F*cked Up Heidi & Seal I Know

Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year’s Silver Surfer’s Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top it? Ape nipples. Heidi Klum gave her costume ape nipples. In the meantime, anyone find it odd that a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German woman made a black man dress up like a monkey? Because I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson saw these and threatened to light his own fist on fire. “You will blow me! — Hand.”

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