Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year’s Silver Surfer’s Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top it? Ape nipples. Heidi Klum gave her costume ape nipples. In the meantime, anyone find it odd that a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German woman made a black man dress up like a monkey? Because I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson saw these and threatened to light his own fist on fire. “You will blow me! — Hand.”
Photos: Getty, INFdaily
i really hope those aren’t her nipples :p
I would like to nominate TheSuperficial.com for the Pulitzer in investigative journalism. Tracking down Snooki’s birth parents could not have bean an easy feat.
Heidi looks great, but Seal really should have dressed up.
Are…are those her real nipples…?
If they are those photos’ would officially be Awesome² with a side of awesome sauce.
U jelly?
No those are Seal’s nipples
Yes SisterRay…those are her real hairy nipples.
That’s awesome. Seal and Heidi Klum are like the two coolest people in the universe.
Wow, that’s TWO world records. Seal was already the blackest.
Why did Heidi dress up as Khloe Kardashian?
because everytime she dresses up like kim kardashian she gets peed on?
Not that much of a stretch for Heidi er……..
please look again:
……………………………….LINDSAY LOHAN & FRIENDS?
They look like this everyday.
what are they like 8 years old?
How come Seal didn’t where a costume?
hhhhhhhhhhhh…………at least he spared us the leathery ding dong
B/c you can’t spell for shit!
There’s Seal but where’s Heidi?
There’s the giant leathery nips everyone loves! YUM!
These costumes must have confused the hell out of Khloe Kardashian.
“See!!! I was right!”
- Howard Cosell from the grave
+1
I can’t tell; which nipple is “hob” and which is “nob”?
On Halloween, as on every other day of the year, Heidi was sure to have Seal’s cock & balls removed.
Where’s the bottle of Mad Dog 20/20?
Wow. Mad Dog 20/20. Brings back memories of blackouts and other times I’ll never remember.
What about Boones Strawberry Hill? Does that make me gay?
Khloe! How do you feel about Kim’s divorce?
awesome costumes. guess it pays to have money.
Do you think they did it in those costumes before after the party?
The only thing missing is the super intelligence.
its halloween, isn’t that when your SUPPOSED to wear makeup…not take it off?
Well at least Seal’s skin looks like it’s cleared up.
that’s just all sorts of wrong. but i did laugh.
I’d like to see the size of his dick.. betcha it’s big…
Wow some of these comments are really mean – I think Heidi and Seal are a couple of big kids – cool costumes!
This is a vast improvement to the normal Seal.
Amen!
That fella got beat with the ugly stick….and went back for more! :)
On a side note: These two have too much time and money on their hands.
The things a black man’s gotta do for some German super model poon. Show me a cotton field. Slavery must of been easier than this sh*t! Less degrading that’s forsure
Must of?
heidi overboard.
again.
it’s amazing..like it looks so mask-like yet the expression is different in everyphoto
I thought Heidi was German, she’s looking more Italian in these pics.
Brilliant, just remember the next time a celeb gives you a sob story about some starving African child and makes you feel guilty enough to dip into your low wages that this … thing must’ve cost more than most of us earn in a month. Then tell them to fuck off!
Fkn A1 to that.
Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!
No more acne scars………
We get it Superficial. You like Heidi liking Halloween.
I thought the tall one was Khloe Kardashian and the small one was Kim without there makeup and shooting for a PETA ad. hence for the nick name for Khloe is Gore-Go
They may be effed up, but if I could sing like Seal, you could all just kiss my ass.
But you can’t sing like Seal, so you can kiss all of our asses.
what kind of coonery is this?
Why only the one costume?
Come on, admit it. You googled “Gorilla Nipples” when you saw this.
they look like they could be to me.
I love these two – they just don’t give a f*! wonder what they’ll do next year?
German women don’t shave.
You gotta admit, these are pretty cool Halloween costumes…Like Hedi and Seal or not…
Seal has never looked more caucasian.
That’s seriously fucking incredible actually. Amazing makeup work.
CoOl !
LMAO!!!!
so awesome