There’s The F*cked Up Heidi & Seal I Know

November 1st, 2011 // 65 Comments

Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year’s Silver Surfer’s Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top it? Ape nipples. Heidi Klum gave her costume ape nipples. In the meantime, anyone find it odd that a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German woman made a black man dress up like a monkey? Because I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson saw these and threatened to light his own fist on fire. “You will blow me! — Hand.”

Photos: Getty, INFdaily

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  1. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    gageymama
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    i really hope those aren’t her nipples :p

  2. I would like to nominate TheSuperficial.com for the Pulitzer in investigative journalism. Tracking down Snooki’s birth parents could not have bean an easy feat.

  3. SisterRay

    Are…are those her real nipples…?

  4. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Yo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes SisterRay…those are her real hairy nipples.

  5. That’s awesome. Seal and Heidi Klum are like the two coolest people in the universe.

  6. Why did Heidi dress up as Khloe Kardashian?

  7. See Alice

    Not that much of a stretch for Heidi er……..

  8. forrest gump

    please look again:
    ……………………………….LINDSAY LOHAN & FRIENDS?

  9. They look like this everyday.

  10. ace11

    what are they like 8 years old?

  11. Chauncey

    How come Seal didn’t where a costume?

  12. rupert

    There’s Seal but where’s Heidi?

  13. Fester

    There’s the giant leathery nips everyone loves! YUM!

  14. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Yoho
    Commented on this photo:

    These costumes must have confused the hell out of Khloe Kardashian.

  15. g-moonie

    “See!!! I was right!”
    - Howard Cosell from the grave

  16. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Yoho
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell; which nipple is “hob” and which is “nob”?

  17. Yoho

    On Halloween, as on every other day of the year, Heidi was sure to have Seal’s cock & balls removed.

  18. Deacon Jones

    Where’s the bottle of Mad Dog 20/20?

  19. cc

    Khloe! How do you feel about Kim’s divorce?

  20. awesome costumes. guess it pays to have money.

  21. Willie Dixon

    Do you think they did it in those costumes before after the party?

  22. The only thing missing is the super intelligence.

  23. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
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    its halloween, isn’t that when your SUPPOSED to wear makeup…not take it off?

  24. EagleEye

    Well at least Seal’s skin looks like it’s cleared up.

  25. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Jeff
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to see the size of his dick.. betcha it’s big…

  26. LyricsRme1

    Wow some of these comments are really mean – I think Heidi and Seal are a couple of big kids – cool costumes!

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    jmort
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    This is a vast improvement to the normal Seal.

    • IKE

      Amen!
      That fella got beat with the ugly stick….and went back for more! :)

      On a side note: These two have too much time and money on their hands.

  28. Yeezy's Son

    The things a black man’s gotta do for some German super model poon. Show me a cotton field. Slavery must of been easier than this sh*t! Less degrading that’s forsure

  29. zomgbie

    heidi overboard.
    again.

  30. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s amazing..like it looks so mask-like yet the expression is different in everyphoto

  31. Richard McBeef

    I thought Heidi was German, she’s looking more Italian in these pics.

  32. Vandinz

    Brilliant, just remember the next time a celeb gives you a sob story about some starving African child and makes you feel guilty enough to dip into your low wages that this … thing must’ve cost more than most of us earn in a month. Then tell them to fuck off!

  33. heston

    Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!

  34. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    fcslboy
    Commented on this photo:

    No more acne scars………

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    We get it Superficial. You like Heidi liking Halloween.

  36. I thought the tall one was Khloe Kardashian and the small one was Kim without there makeup and shooting for a PETA ad. hence for the nick name for Khloe is Gore-Go

  37. tlmck

    They may be effed up, but if I could sing like Seal, you could all just kiss my ass.

  38. !!!!!!!

    what kind of coonery is this?

  39. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    bearandbu
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    Why only the one costume?

  40. Allison Wunderlan

    Come on, admit it. You googled “Gorilla Nipples” when you saw this.

  41. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Dan
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    they look like they could be to me.

  42. gigi

    I love these two – they just don’t give a f*! wonder what they’ll do next year?

  43. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    fuzzmonster
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    German women don’t shave.

  44. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    WhateverYouSay
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    You gotta admit, these are pretty cool Halloween costumes…Like Hedi and Seal or not…

  45. JN

    Seal has never looked more caucasian.

  46. That’s seriously fucking incredible actually. Amazing makeup work.

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    Laurita
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    CoOl !

  48. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Lovec
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    LMAO!!!!

  49. Heidi Klum Seal Ape Nipples Monkey Costume Halloween Party
    Hand Solo
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    so awesome

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