Heidi Klum Still Owns Halloween

November 1st, 2013 // 27 Comments

Every year for Halloween, Heidi Klum holds Rick Baker hostage until he transforms her into a reality-bending creation that unleashes the full power of Samhain in hopes of one day resurrecting Herr Fuhrer. So here’s Heidi making Guy Pearce in Prometheus look like fucking clown shoes, and then God willing, going home and asking her boyfriend awkward questions like, “Will you still think I’m beautiful when I look this?” Then making him prove it by banging her while she’s still in costume because she’s Heidi Klum and can do that. “That’s right, dearie, give these ol’ prunes a jangle better than that colored fella.” (Heidi Klum never breaks character. Sieg Heil!)

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  1. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Hey, look! Kidman stopped doing Botox.

  2. wait- an alien didnt burst out of her chest?
    cmon dammit heidi its halloween.
    at least TRY a little, ok?

  3. Credit where credit is due… nicely done, Oma Klum.

  4. Looks she just took off all her makeup ;)

  5. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    lawn
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    Can’t hide dat ass!

  6. Wow, get rid of the lens filters and photoshop and everything changes.

  7. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    Ladypants
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    Who dresses up as “me in 10 years” for Halloween?

  8. cc

    She dressed up as Maria Shriver?

  9. Cher X

    You gotta give her credit, everybody else was going to go as ‘slut’ or ‘Miley Cyrus slut’. Heidi’s costume is so awesome.

    Girl does indeed, own Halloween.

  10. so they modeled her old lady neck after her actual vagina?

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    love it. the Fraulein cares less than the honey badger.

  12. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    PassingTrue
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    Still looks better than Janice Dickinson.

  13. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Ann Coulter has never looked better.

  14. going out without makeup is owning Halloween now? real fucking creative…

  15. I don’t get it. Where’s her costume?

  16. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Awesome Bruce Jenner costume.

  17. A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.

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    The Pope
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    Where’s Heidi? All I see is Meredith Vieira. And the bitch didn’t even wear a costume!

  19. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Awww, she went as Kris Jenner’s vagina.

  20. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    MFer
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    Awesome.

  21. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Despite anything else she does, I love that she has the balls to pull out all stops for Halloween.

  22. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Pretty sad when Heidi’s Hallowe’en makeup is more realistic than half the ‘aged’ movie SFX makeup and CGI out there.

  23. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
    brian
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    So that’s what she looks like without make-up!

  24. She is possibly the most secure woman alive. Knows she is hot, but can do this. Almost everybody else goes as “Sexy Nurse”, “Sexy Doctor”, “Sexy whatever” because of their insecurities. God forbid they should actually look normal or bad for a night. I also find it amazing that this makeup is better than anything we have seen in ANY multi-million dollar movie (ie Cloud Atlas). Simply amazing.

  25. Heidi Klum Old Lady Halloween Costume 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    How the hell did they do that?

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