Heidi Klum & Jessica Alba Are The Rest of The People’s Choice Awards

Considering we did one post about the People’s Choice Awards last year (Read: You forgot the boobs.), I entirely forgot they were a thing. But then Kat Dennings’ breasts changed all that because this year we have four posts, including a Bertney story, which will be forgotten in an hour because Heidi Klum and Jessica Alba are literally the only people left worth looking at. Our work really matters is what I’m trying to say here.

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