Heidi Klum & Jessica Alba Are The Rest of The People’s Choice Awards

January 9th, 2014 // 12 Comments

Considering we did one post about the People’s Choice Awards last year (Read: You forgot the boobs.), I entirely forgot they were a thing. But then Kat Dennings‘ breasts changed all that because this year we have four posts, including a Bertney story, which will be forgotten in an hour because Heidi Klum and Jessica Alba are literally the only people left worth looking at. Our work really matters is what I’m trying to say here.

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    Taibhse
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    He would’nt have to strain his neck or back to motorboat them. I guess there’s one good thing about being that short.

  2. Heidi Klum Cleavage Ellen DeGeneres 40th Peoples Choice Awards
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    No Ellen. Just….no.

  3. Heidi Klum Cleavage 40th Peoples Choice Awards
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    The cleavage is on point.

  4. Heidi Klum Cleavage Sandra Bullock 40th Peoples Choice Awards
    Steve
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    Two beautiful ladies

  5. Heidi Klum Cleavage 40th Peoples Choice Awards
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    So beautiful.

  6. Heidi Klum Cleavage Sandra Bullock 40th Peoples Choice Awards
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    I’ll take the both of them, especially Sandra.

  7. Ich würde in ihren Hintern pinkeln

  8. Mohawk Disco

    Love Jessica. She’s adorable. In fact I want to love her. Often and repeatedly. In dark, perverted, decadent ways. The way she likes it and – sadly – the only way I can deliver it. Win-win.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    uuumm. they git right.

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    AteIsEnough
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    I can see it now…me and the motorboat!! She is, and always will be – H. O. T. !!

  11. Wait until Seal finds out she’s been in his hat room! Dude’s gonna be pissed!

  12. JIMBO JONES

    GIVE UP HEIDI YOUR 40 NOWONE WANT TO SEE YOUR OLD SAGGY BOOBS THAT LOOKS LIKE FLAPJACKS

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