Here’s Heidi Klum following up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Except judging by her complete and painstakingly elaborate obsession with showing everyone the fuck up because ze Germans will destroy us one masquerade ball at a time, I wouldn’t be surprised if Heidi Klum literally told Seal and/or their 800 children to peel off her skin. But what we do know for certain is that Lady GaGa just came, and I’m talking out of both sex organs because she’s a hermaphrodite. You rarely see this level of costumery.
We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween.
October 31st, 2011 // 67 Comments
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