Here’s Heidi Klum following up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Except judging by her complete and painstakingly elaborate obsession with showing everyone the fuck up because ze Germans will destroy us one masquerade ball at a time, I wouldn’t be surprised if Heidi Klum literally told Seal and/or their 800 children to peel off her skin. But what we do know for certain is that Lady GaGa just came, and I’m talking out of both sex organs because she’s a hermaphrodite. You rarely see this level of costumery.
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She looks like she’s just escaped from the set of Hellraiser.
Yup, I think she’s supposed to be skinless Julia.
…she looks like seal
I think she’s haunting Seal for the puzzle box.
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I actually thought she was doing one of the stages that Kevin Bacon went through as Hollow Man.
Either way I think her costume is pretty wicked, I admire her creativity and willingness to actually look scary/weird.
Awesome!
Way cool! Heidi rocks!
Uncle G (Houston, TX)
I hate these jackasses and their costumes.
People are so annoying during Halloween. I thought this was a kid celebration.
Hallowe’en is for the kid in all of us.
I thought Halloween was for the slutty nurse inside all of us?
+1 tomfrank
+100 KKK
Thanks, McBeef, now I look like a racist.
It’s for the slutty kid in all of us.
kimmykimkim…feel free to direct the masses to some of your slutty Hallowe’en pics.
That right Franky! The comment was toward guys like you. Not cock teasing angels like jwoww and kim k.
Still better than Snooki’s “costume”.
isn’t this Gweynth P?
Clive Barker would be proud
Gross, yet educational
It is kind of educational…she looks like the Grey’s Anatomy dude.
Germans are still very sick people.
Best she’s ever looked.
That is one hell of a Halloween party entrance.
I’d hit it?
Hahaha ew
Every year the best Costume!!!! Heidi es the best really!
I prefer costumes that show a bit of skin.
Dang, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
Well yeah..Thats what happens when you have so much money that you dont know what to do with it :/
Are we sure that’s not Angelina Jolie (not a joke; look at her face.)?
So, she came as a person… What a genius.
her teeth…
why doesnt heidi just hire professional hollywood costume and horror makeup people to create her outfits.
oh wait-
Ohh, I get it! And Seal can be a cenobite…the one with the half-chewed looking face and the skin darker than tar. Those two are so original.
Are you sure that’s not actually Seal?
Germans have had a long tradition of removing skin, but it’s typically for lampshades rather than Halloween parties.
So wrong. And yet, I applaud you.
She looks like one of those plastinated bodies from the Bodies exhibit. Which in itself is pretty fucking cool.
i look forward to her costume every year – and she never disappoints!
That is so aaawesooome!! I know most girls dress trampy for halloween but heidi is showing more flesh than any of them.
Looks like Seal heard “Yer-oot” one too many times.
all of her halloween costumes are pretty awesome
Not pictured: Seal with his “anatomy of a seal” costume.
Keep smoking there you nazi pig
That fuckin rules!
I’d hit it before I’d do Snooki
this is fuckin cool!
Well, that tops my costume of going as genital warts.
Well, I guess that’s a good way of making sure parents never let their pesky kids come to the door again.
That really is amazing.
I have to wonder how much it cost to hire the professional visual effects artist who made it.
Beauty is not only skin deep, look she proved it!
The woman is a genius.
Totally GROSS – She belongs in an anatomy class for med students! Not in public! SICK-O
Oh you’re no fun. This is awesome. Way better than the slut-tastic costumes we’re seeing.
So the curtains DO match the carpet….
speaking of Seal, where the hell is he?
Glad to know Mr. Slim Goodbody got married.
Still not as scary as her husband’s face.
I wonder if Heidi made Seal bang her while wearing that… yeesh
“Sieg Heil! Please give to UNICEF.”
I don’t know, once you take of the wig and bolt on boobs, this may be it’s natural state.
BTW, I think Lady Gaga is thinking, “Bitch just stole my next awards show entrance”.
Oh that’s where Lindsay Lohan’s teeth went! She had to do all that meth all year to get them ready for Halloween, you guys!
Why does every fat fugly girl on Earth dress as a fat slutty nurse, a fat slutty cop, a fat slutty slut, and this supermodel is just showing us what we already saw with those topless pics? Heidi, skin and bones and no sign of those hot juicy boobies that made her so famous. #FAIL
this girl has the best costume just about every year.. if you don’t know them, it’s looking up.
Frank from Hellraiser! Awesome!
EPIC
and here I thought Kelly Ripa’s cleavage was anatomically incorrect.