Welcome To The Exact Moment Heidi Klum Knew She Had To Kill Herself

February 27th, 2012 // 115 Comments

“Ohmygod, it’s Heidi Klum. We have so much in common!”
Scheisse. It’s true.”

Rest in Peace, Sexy Nazi Fucksday Device.

Adding… Anyone else look at these Heidi Klum pics and contemplate melting their own face to look more attractive to her? I can’t be the only one.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Boo

    Erm… It’s not like they haven’t met before. Or posed for pictures on each other’s Twitter…

  2. Kikidee

    Would you kindly cut out the Nazi crap? It’s getting really lame…I am not calling you blanket-contaminating-red-indian-killers or obese-serial-killers-in-training every time I am talking about an American, either. Hm, maybe I should…

    • Sit Down And Shut Up

      Well, technically until Germany Completely denounces Hitler and the Nazi party you can all fuck off. As if all the Nazi rats scurried out of Europe at some point, no they did not. There are more Nazis in Paris today than there were 80 years ago, for example.
      The Nazi party is alive and well in Europe, your cowardice is pathetic.

      • Kikidee

        … and the Award for Delusions goes to Sit Down and Shut Up for believing there are no Nazis in the US of A. How about Arian Nation? They believe in multi-ethnicity, don’t they? Or was that the supremacy of the white race? I get it mixed up some times because I am a pathetic European coward. So why don’t you shut up for a change?

      • Sit Down And Shut Up

        “I get it mixed up some times because I am a pathetic European coward, I am calling you blanket-contaminating-red-indian-killers and obese-serial-killers-in-training”

        My great great grandfather beat the fucking shit out of yours and I got pictures to prove it. When you get the balls I’m ready to do my part, until then shut the fuck up, pussy.

      • Internet 738FI86

        kikidee isn’t German he is Iranian, they hate Jews more than any Nazi.

      • Kikidee

        @sit down: Considering that he was already dead by 1930, that really is an achievement. Kudos! And P.S.: I’m quaking in my boots. No, make that stilettos!

    • Sit Down And Shut Up

      I call you a Nazi coward because you were great at killing unarmed civilians and children, but when a man with a gun came all you could do was surrender and cry.
      You’re still crying, pussy.

  3. Jon

    HAHA @ the comparitive sizes of their asses.

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    Callbacks for Lili Von Shtupp in the upcoming stage production of Blazing Saddles

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    Is the Nazi-thing the only thing you know about Germany?
    Ridiculously stupid.

  6. Sit Down And Shut Up

    Kikidee | February 28, 2012 at 7:21 am
    “Cut out the Nazi crap! I am calling you blanket-contaminating-red-indian-killer obese-serial-killers-in-training”

    You’re a Nazi. You’re a Nazi failure, too chicken shit scared to stand up for what you believe in. Your coward heart lacks the conviction of your tiny little brain. If you are German you’re scared because you lost the last two wars you started, scared and ashamed.

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    Silver Lining
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    Your marriage may have failed but you’ll always be remembered as a disgrace to your race. Got that going to for you.

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    Leroy Jackson
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    Once you go black the whites don’t want you anymore.

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    Duke Steele
    Commented on this photo:

    You think Heidi is thinking “Talking to this the urinal is making me want to pee. And I really can’t be seen with these pigs”?

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Kim, you cannot have my ex-husband’s black ass tonight…”

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Seal, here’s a shot for your precious camera.

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    Richard McBeef
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    I love that color on you, heidi, but yellow looks so much better on me.

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    on
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    Queeee?

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    Trashdashians!!!

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    SIN
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    Kiss him!! Taste familiar? He just gave a blow job to youe ex.

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