It’s been a tumultuous morning of love torn asunder and puppets having gay sex with minors (allegedly), so here’s Heidi Klum looking awesome at last night’s MTV EMAs to remind us that there’s still beauty in the world. Also, Taylor Swift did that thing where she actually looks hot and not the same old boring teenager who’s already writing a song about marrying you even though you only looked for one second. ONE SECOND.
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If this dress doesn’t say “cum on my tits”, I don’t know what woud.
“…and the winner of this year’s Best European Album goes to That Guy Who Plays Oompah Music Through His Butt!”
Hope she washes that hand when she’s done.
“Mmm…smooth. My ex-husband Seal—you know how his face is all cratered? His ass, too.” (Except in German.)
Mmm … glatt. Mein Ex-Mann Seal-Sie wissen, wie sein Gesicht ist alles Kratern? Sein Arsch, auch.
I was originally going to post only the German version, but that wouldn’t be funny enough for most people. Also, I think “glätt” is the adverb and “glätten” is the adjective, but I could be wrong about that.
Just no russian posts and you should be OK. Fish hates cyrllic alphabets.
European MTV has hot German moms spanking firm, young asses. American MTV has Teem Moms who didn’t get spanked enough. That seems fair.
The MTV awards and Teen Mom are two different things. Apples and oranges my friend, apples and oranges.
TG, you might just be an idiot.
Nope, I am not an idiot. I’m just pointing out who odd it is to lump an MTV music award moment with the show Teen Mom, even if it is for a joke. I just like being contrary, you know? Yeah, you know.
I will say this, though: isn’t it crazy that the European MTV awards had a hot, German mom spanking firm young asses, and we got…well, not that. Pfftt, what a jip.
There’s a lot of wisdom in that statement.
Don’t fall for the “sexy Taylor Swift” bit. She’s on the prowl for another poor soul to trap in her web, fuck him for a few months then reveal her clingy, psychopathic side. And when the dude inevitably drops her ass. she’s got material for her shitty music.
Somebody needs to put a stop to this.
She isn’t fooling me, I’ve seen those fried egg tits uncovered on this site.
Damn. I’d let her into my camera room. Let her adjust the F-stop and everything.
She has a really perfect face. But I can never get the VS show out of my mind where she’d just had a baby something like two months before. Her stomach was super lumpy and just strange looking. She’s back on point now, but MAN that was just too early for her to be on the runway after having a kid.
Seal is the biggest fool ever.
Now you see why I watch Project Runway!
tooo old!!!!
My boner just exploded…I should probably see a doctor about that…
Here’s where my 7th grade German comes in handy,
Hot Fraulein!
I’d still tap that any day
Maybe it’s the camera angle, but Heidi is looking a little wide these days.
In or out… pick one.
That dress (!) couldn’t look worse if it was lying on top of a pile of trash. Someone got paid for that? The yellow belongs on the same pile.