Seal Wants Everyone To Know Heidi Klum’s Sleeping With Her Bodyguard

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2012

If you’re like me, you probably spend a lot of time wondering just how mad Seal gets if you violate his special camera room, and it’s apparently this mad. This is how mad he gets. Via TMZ:

“I preferred Heidi would have showed a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.”

That would be Seal flat out telling TMZ’s cameramen that Heidi Klum is banging her bodyguard and did it while they were still together. A statement which he’s since walked back to, “Okay, while we’re still ‘technically’ married.” Except here’s where it makes absolutely no sense. The bodyguard works for both Heidi and Seal:

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … Seal hired the bodyguard — Martin Kristen — several years ago, and since then he has worked for both Seal and Heidi. In fact, we’re told he actually has spent more time with Seal.
Now here’s where it gets just plain weird. Our sources say … Seal has known that something was going on between Heidi and Martin for months, yet he continued to use his services — as recently as last month.

“Seal, before we continue my employment, I should disclose that I’m sleeping with Heidi now which makes your death a convenience to me.”
“I see. Well, here’s a disclosure for you, Martin: Suppose I handed you a gun and tasked you with protecting a room, a very special room. Would you shoot anyone who dared enter it regardless of age or gender?”
“No.”
Dammit. …. Alright, you can still stay.”

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