Heather Mills soaked Paul’s attorney in court

March 18th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Heather Mills apparently dumped water over the head of Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer yesterday during the court hearing that awarded Heather a ridiculous $48.6 million. Heather was adament about not having the full judgment published which it was and you can view right here! God bless you, Internet. The Daily Mirror reports:

“She’s worried about how the full judgment will make her look if it’s published – and she doesn’t want to go there.
“Her conduct during the divorce is being questioned. She was so angry she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton’s head leaving her with soaking wet hair.
“Everyone was stunned. That kind of behaviour is just not acceptable.”

Wow, so not only did Heather Mills get paid a shitload of cash for having sex with Paul McCartney. She became violent when she wasn’t getting paid on her terms. Hmm, I believe there’s a word for that also*. What is it again? It’s right on the tip of my tongue. Ah, yes: Superhero.

*For those of you who caught the gag yesterday, link goes right to Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Read: Heather Mills is a prostitute. And for $48.6 million her vagina better be lined with gold and have its own water park.

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  1. Jade

    Not only is she a whore, she’s a trashy whore with no manners. I thought trashy whores were worth a lot less than $48 mil. I guess she got over, and she’s just too dumb to realize it.

  2. It's me Fuckers

    lol, #46 was going to be first but couldn’t stop typing whore. OCD??

  3. Anonymous

    Dee:

    Nice to see a Beatle fan who knows their Beatle history. They are still the greatest band ever.

  4. sharpeidude

    I’d still do her and then grab her by the stump and force her to talk like a pirate.

    “Arrrrrrrryee mateys!”

  5. LBot

    @47. UNCLE NED uh what’s the view?

  6. WHA?!

    @ 17…you’re kidding, right?! It doesn’t matter how much he has or how much he can “afford”…she shouldn’t be entitled to his money just because he has it…has anyone actually read through the legal document?! It’s a million pages long but it pretty much says over and over again that the judge thinks Heather Mills is a lying witch who lives more in “make believe” than in real life…why she ended up getting the amount she did is beyond me after reading parts of that doc…I wish I needed millions of dollars to survive …clearly that’s how much it takes to live a normal life and raise a normal child….

  7. Arctic

    HOLLY: so it´s OK to be a whore?

  8. Shellibelli

    #56 agreed!

    # 17 i agree she is entittled tosomething, but come on she married him, obviously he had the better inc, and was already established – what did she do to his carreer? to earn 48 mill?

    and another thing he may be worth over a billion, but I am sure most of that stuff is locked up in investments or houses or stocks, property, whatever – which means he doesnt have a billion in cash on him. This is money he made BEFORE he married her.

    Sorry I can find no sympathy for this chick who is a royal bitch, and, if half the things said about her are true, then she really did screw her hubby in the end.

  9. Shellibelli

    #56 agreed!

    # 17 i agree she is entittled tosomething, but come on she married him, obviously he had the better inc, and was already established – what did she do to his carreer? to earn 48 mill?

    and another thing he may be worth over a billion, but I am sure most of that stuff is locked up in investments or houses or stocks, property, whatever – which means he doesnt have a billion in cash on him. This is money he made BEFORE he married her.

    Sorry I can find no sympathy for this chick who is a royal bitch, and, if half the things said about her are true, then she really did screw her hubby in the end.

  10. I bet she couldn’t get it wet with a fire hose not to mention that horrid ass british accent.

  11. Snarky McComments

    Okay, let me get this right. Forty six million clams to spend a few years pretending that you actually like Sir Paul’s grizzled old tallywacker? Chaching!

  12. Jammy

    I was expecting:
    …………………….with her copious vaginal juices!!

  13. Stomp

    Heathers got the best dick sucking mouth on the planet!

  14. Harry Ballzack

    Yeah the fucking dog faced gold digging prostitute soaked McCartney’s stupid ass too.

  15. stephanie

    And to think, many songs on his last album were said to be about her.
    Really, I think they were still all about Linda.
    Plus, good songs can’t come from the inspiration of a woman who is really Satan.

    and pouring water on the lawyer’s head? wtf

  16. starship

    EVIL nasty one legged gold digging whore bitch. Pathetic.

  17. wow

    And people have a problem with OJ?

  18. La Frascatana

    The Beatles are overrated hippies. They were cute and boyish once so they eased the world into Satanic hippiedom, if you will.

    But if you are past 25 and can hear “Yellow Submarine” without vomiting you need to grow up quick. John Lennon is the New Age version of Jesus — a scummy pervert who pretended to be holy because he wanted “peace.” How original. You can take him, the adulterous Martin Luther King, and the Hindu fraud Gandhi and throw all these false prophets in a ditch.

    As for Paul McCartney. he is just a hopeless romantic, except he too used and discarded hundreds if not thousands of women in his day. He is more sympathetic than the hell-spawn Lennon because at least he had a long marriage and appeared to really love Heather. But there’s only so long you can have pity for those who never learn.

  19. annie m

    Hopefully, their daughter Beatrice doesn’t grow up to be a gold-digger like her mommy… Mills doesn’t deserve a dime of Sir Paul’s money (she already has scads of her own money), but he should have listened to his daughters and had a pre-nup.

  20. Anonymous

    #68 must be a teenager who listens to rap. Pitiful little person.

  21. Beatles Fan Forever!

    @68

    The Beatles Yellow Submarine was made special by Paul for Ringo to sing. It is a cute song, but not my top 10. The Beatles made over 100 great songs. The Beatles will always go down in history as the worlds greatest band of all time.

    Every human being has character flaws; some not as bad as others.

  22. The Laughing God

    I am pretty sure Heather Mills showed up after Paul was living off royalties from his music. Basically meaning, he was retired, basically meaning, she contributed nothing to his wealth. Basically meaning, she got nearly 50 mil for opening her legs. *Clap* well done. Julia Robert’s character in Pretty Woman and Demi Moore’s character in Indecent Proposal, move over! There is a new whore on the block!!!

    P.S. Hollywood writer’s could not write in larger amounts for those character because it came back as “infeasible” and “not realistic” in focus groups, go figure!!

  23. Clee Clee

    $50 mil is a small price to pay to get rid of her. She is loathsome beyond words, always has been OOOHHHH I HATE HER

  24. blow me

    Heather turned down an offer of $120 million dollars about two weeks ago.

    When the judge then decided he’d had enough, and would make the decision himself, Heather quickly tried to “accept” the $120K offer that just days before hadn’t been enough.
    And to all the golddiggers who’ve posted their proud comments, I really wish you’d see that you are far worse than prostitutes. Golddiggers scheme and lie, hoping to trick someone. Whores tell the man what the cost is, and they get paid first.

  25. Impartial

    I read through the divorce decree and all the comments.
    The writing judge in the decree was WAY to flattering to Paul to be realistically impartial (I mean come on sh!thead, nobody gives a crap about your opinion on musical talent).
    This being said, Heather doesn’t “DESERVE” anything more than a 50% share of the income earned during the marriage (including interest earned on premarital assets). She got 48M?, I hope THEIR daughter gets the benefit from it.

    I will readily concede that Heather is an unfathomable bitch, and also that I hate the friggin Beatles, but Paul was fair and reasonable in his settlement proposal. Oh, and Heather is an unfathomable BITCH.

    [By the`way 43 & 14; I know you're going for that "Go Girl " thing. But, if women were somehow specially "enlightened" above men in this day and age where women are CEO's of Fortune 500 companies, front runners in the U.S. Presidential campaign and, professionals in every field of endevor;
    Why would she be gargling his putrid Beatle venom just to make an easy buck. This chick should be no hero to you, she should be a f@ckin disgrace.]

  26. So sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?

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