Heather Mills soaked Paul’s attorney in court

March 18th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Heather Mills apparently dumped water over the head of Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer yesterday during the court hearing that awarded Heather a ridiculous $48.6 million. Heather was adament about not having the full judgment published which it was and you can view right here! God bless you, Internet. The Daily Mirror reports:

“She’s worried about how the full judgment will make her look if it’s published – and she doesn’t want to go there.
“Her conduct during the divorce is being questioned. She was so angry she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton’s head leaving her with soaking wet hair.
“Everyone was stunned. That kind of behaviour is just not acceptable.”

Wow, so not only did Heather Mills get paid a shitload of cash for having sex with Paul McCartney. She became violent when she wasn’t getting paid on her terms. Hmm, I believe there’s a word for that also*. What is it again? It’s right on the tip of my tongue. Ah, yes: Superhero.

*For those of you who caught the gag yesterday, link goes right to Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Read: Heather Mills is a prostitute. And for $48.6 million her vagina better be lined with gold and have its own water park.

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  1. I hear she is moving out to California to hang with Britney.

  2. Bigheadmike

    It just goes to show you that prostitutes are people too.

  3. lucky

    one legged gold digging whore.

  4. fergernauster

    Jeezus Beezus.

    I do not want to look @ that clown suit ever again.

    Nor the gimply clown it sheaths.

  5. fergernauster

    … I bet she has pustules on her ball-sack.

  6. nipolian

    Good for Woody……..That should teach Sir PM to get a prenup next time.

  7. Auntie Kryst

    Paul, happiness is a warm gun. Have her shot.

  8. agreeone

    She is just a gold digger. Now she is dating a young handsome guy on “w e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” now. Maybe she is just a sugarmommy on that site?!

  9. fergernauster

    @6… There should not be a “next time”, for he is far too elderly to marry now. In fact, it needs to be illegal for anyone 50+ to be married.

  10. Me sources are saying she’s going after Ringo now.
    I hope Paul gives him a ‘leg up’ about her.

  11. edidas

    One legged whore!

  12. jay

    Just goes to show you even the rich and famous are complete idiots when it comes to ‘love’

  13. nipolian

    She is sporting orange and blue…….Perhaps she is a Denver Bronco fan…….I heard whe was on this new website http://www.raidersfanstakeitintheass.com

  14. Cindy

    Woohoo! A woman who doesn’t take shit from anybody, gotta love her! But she only got about half of what she earned from touching the pathetic old man with the little boy haircut. And sagging balls. And shriveled penis. After age 60, all guys should have to pay for it.

  15. fergernauster

    F*CK!!!

    Screw this beyotch-from-Hades, Superfishy person.

    The REAL story today is AMY WINEHOUSE’S FACE!

    Check out “tmz” and see what I’m talkin’ about…

    Saw-wheat!

  16. @15 That is pretty sick. I think I would rather have a 3some with Paris and Britney before I would shake hands with Amy..

  17. Holly

    I don’t get why people are so pissy. McCartney is worth an estimated $1.5 BILLION–with a “B”. That’s 1,500,000,000, just so you can appreciate the number of zeros. He won’t even notice that $48 million is gone. He’s almost 66 and won’t live forever; What’s he gonna do–take it with him? He had three kids with Linda. Poor buggers will only be left with about $330 million each. POVERTY!

    $48 million is pocket change for him. What is that – 3% of his total wealth? Most divorces end with a 50/50 split or closer to it. People need to do a little research get some perspective. I love how guys like the Super writer like to skew the facts so they can bitch about women.

    She had to play with his elderly balls. More than once. *shudder* She deserves AT LEAST 3%.

  18. Dee

    Heather has unresolved childhood issues that caused her to have anger issues and this caused her marriage to fail. Heather needs to seek mental help. Paul is an extremely talented, genuine, and easy going guy and had to live with someone who was constantly angry. This had to be a horrible and unbearable marriage for Paul. Unfortunately Paul followed his heart and not his brain and got taken for millions. I listen to The Beatles and/or Paul McCartney’s music everyday and it puts a smile on my face. I hope Paul continues to make great music, and all my best to Paul.

  19. That 48 million should make her feel better about always getting picked last for the three legged race at the Golddigger’s Annual Picnic.

  20. fergernauster

    Do any of you ever LISTEN to rap lyrics?

    I mean… it’s all recycled misogyny and 100 percent predictable. All about black guys fulfilling their everlastin’… “needs”.

    I would NEVER let my kids (if I had any) listen to such garbage.

  21. No wonder so many men are into hookers and internet porn. At least you know up front how much getting screwed will cost.

    Isn’t it amazing that JPMorgan just paid $230 million for Bear Stearn and McCartney paid $50 million for Mills? You mean Mills is valued at 20% of the entire Bear Stearn???

    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger but she ain’t messin with no broke n*****.

  22. havoc

    “I love to dance with pegleg Sue.
    She’s got one, I got two.
    I told her to have a dance with me.
    The boogie woogie amputee, here we go…

    We gonna hop, skip and jump.
    I shake my hips, she shakes her stump.
    Sha na na na we a woo, disco disco peg leg Sue.

    Susie, Susie you’re my babe.
    You only have one leg to shave.
    But you got style and you got charm.
    Aren’t you glad you got both arms? Your gonna use’em tonight!

    We gonna hop, skip and jump.
    I shake my hips, she shakes her stump.
    Sha na na na we a woo, disco disco peg leg Sue.

    .

  23. missy~b

    18/Dee – We were bored when you posted that crap yesterday honey. Don’t you have 112 cats to feed or something?

  24. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    Amy Crackhouse recently bought a tanning bed to ‘cure’ her skin problem. yeh, amy, good luck with that.

  25. Marco

    I hope her leg comes off and goes right through her chest. She deserves not one cent. Explain how its possible for child support to be $70,000 a month …. For a kid.. I mean come on. Some of us barely make that a year. This is rediculous. I hope she commits suicide. She should feel bad, she is a gold digger. All she was ever after was his money.. Howard Stern told Paul to get a prenup. But he didn’t What an annoying one legged bitch this is. I hope she rots in hell with all that money. Yea she sucked on dancing with the stars as well. She is scum. She should be ashamed of herself. Queen cunt Heather Mills.

  26. I LOVE PAUL

    I’d love to play with Paul’s elderly balls! He is a great guy and fun to be around. I’ve read so many books on The Beatles and Paul McCartney. And I’ve seen all the DVDs about The Beatles and Paul McCartney. Paul earned his money and Heather does not deserve 50 million for being with Paul for 4 years.

  27. gotmilk?

    why should it be a 50/50 split anyway? they weren’t even married that long.

    and i read that he isn’t actually worth the 1.5 billion estimate, only half that. perhaps that’s made up, who knows. however, i do love how this bitch needs 5 million to buy a house. what?? why does one person need a house for 5 million. buy a normal house, like the one you would be able to afford had you not married the wrinkled old sack.

    17, she didn’t HAVE to play with his elderly balls, she wanted to. give me a break!

  28. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    i want a British police hat.

  29. Hilary

    ITS WAY TOO LATE OBAMA, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR LIES AND EXCUSES OR A SPEECH SOMEONE WROTE OR STOLE FOR YOU! YOU HAVE CLAIMED TO BE A MEMBER FOR 20 YEARS, YOU KNOW FULL WELL WHAT THIS RACIST ANTI-AMERICAN PREACHES EACH WEEK, YOU CAN BUY THE DVDS ON THE WEBSITE, THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOUR RASING YOUR YOUNG DAUGHTERS? YOU ARE MOST CERTINALLY NOT THE LEADER FOR THIS GREAT COUNTRY!
    GET OUT OF THE RACE NOW! Mar-15, 2008, OBAMA STANDS BEHIND SPIRITAL ADVISOR WRIGHT!
    “Wright is like an uncle you love and respect”
    How does Obama consider someone a Mentor and friend for 20 years and not know their hateful racist values and character? Obama said he had no plans to leave the South Side church. Wright is like an uncle you love and respect ! he highly respects the opinions of Rev. Wright said Obama, who brings hope to many and agrees with giving the man of year award to the notorious Louis Farrakhan. Nation of Islam Minister who said we are witnessing the phenomenal rise of a man of color in a country that has persecuted us! Obama hasn’t distanced himself from Farraklhan as he wants the media to believe. A number of Jewish and pro-Israel voters have concerns and raised questions about Barack Obama. In case you haven’t followed this ongoing issue, here’s a brief summary of the complaints:Obama has called for engaging Iran. Daniel Ayalon, Israel’s former ambassador to the United States, told the New York Sun he is concerned Obama would want to negotiate with a “Hitler-like” regime. Some of Obama’s policy advisors of various stripes, such as Samantha Power, Robert Malley, and Zbigniew Brzezinski, have come under attack for their views on Israel. World Jewish Congress President Ronald Lauder fears, it’s only a matter of time before the president becomes anti-Israel Howard Friedman, the president of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, said the leading presidential candidate are all interested in continuing close ties with Israel. Obama in traditional muslim garb brought these questions back to the fore Obama is a closet Muslim. Obama hasn’t distanced himself from Farraklhan as he wants the media to believe, Obamas and his church said Farrakhan “epitomized greatness. For Americans, Farrakhan epitomizes racism, particularly in the form of anti-Semitism. Over the years, he has compiled an awesome record of offensive statements, even denigrating the Holocaust by falsely attributing it to Jewish cooperation with Hitler “They helped him get the Third Reich on the road.” His history is a rancid stew of lies. Any praise of Farrakhan heightens the prestige of the leader of the Nation of Islam. His anti-Semitism and particularly his false insistence that Jews have played an inordinate role in victimizing African Americans. Farrakhan’s dream has vilified whites and singled out Jews to blame for crimes large and small. He talks of Jewish conspiracies to set a media line for the whole nation. He has reviled Jews in a manner that brings Hitler to mind. And yet Obama and Rev Wright heaped praise on Farrakhan. He applauds his “depth of analysis when it comes to the racial ills of this nation.” He praised “his integrity and honesty.” He called him “an unforgettable force, a catalyst for change and a religious leader who is sincere about his faith and his purpose.” These words of the black man who touts change and claims to be a uniter of all people? DO NOT VOTE FOR OBAMANATION!

  30. ya rite

    “she didn’t HAVE to play with his elderly balls, she wanted to. give me a break!”

    lmao. No woman WANTS to play with old saggy balls. Sorry fellas.

  31. Just what the world needs…another rich spoiled bitch who acts like she was raised by wolves. Yet another child doomed to grow up in the care of mannies..

  32. shit pile

    OMG Amy Winhouse’s face is falling off!! It makes me shudder and cry. Now I can’t get that picture out of my mind. Thanks alot #15..

  33. Steely Dan said it best:

    Peg
    It will come back to you
    Peg
    It will come back to you

  34. Pat

    I would LOVE to lick Amy Winehouse’s face, then breath deeply from her hairy unwashed asscrack.

  35. Dee

    #23 Missy:

    lol!

    I am not here to start an argument with anyone and my opinion definitely caught your attention.

    I work in the technical field and go here to rest my brain, read worthless information, laugh at clever remarks, and post my opinion. I actually have one cat and one dog. Well time to go back and use my brain at work.

    Peace be with you Missy.

  36. fergernauster

    Does anyone else get a rip-roarin’ rib tickling (or other notable physiological response) watching Alicia Keys bend over and do her piano ferociously in the video, “No One”?

    ‘cuz I do.

    Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeee.

  37. Grunion

    Just chop an inch off that peg leg and watch her walk in circles endlessly…

  38. Linda

    #14, 17, 30

    When I watch The Beatles or Wings on DVD; I see dreamy talented musician Paul performing; it takes my breath away and all my troubles are gone. I love Paul and would love to marry Paul and lick his saggy balls everyday too! I would kiss every inch of Paul’s wrinkled body too!

  39. CaffeBeotch

    The settlement she got equals out to about $34,000 per day for the duration of the marriage. Sir Paul could probably have done much better fucking Gov. Spitzer’s whore, she’s much less expensive. And better looking. And she’s got two legs.

    Kanye said it best. “Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger, But she ain’t messin’ with no broke niggas…”

  40. Ed

    Paul has real genius for writing catchy tunes. It’s a pretty isolated skill in his case, so maybe it’s more like a savant, who knows. But after the Beatles split up it became very clear that he’s otherwise an airhead. The heart, soul, and brains of the operation was John Lennon. Paul has proved that over and over again, in his later music and now with this entire embarrassing mess that everybody with half a brain could see coming from day one. Maybe Jamie Spears could consult with Paul from now on, and prepare the papers for a conservatorship. Mentally, Paul’s always been in diapers.

  41. Serial Rapist

    I’d shove her wooden leg up her ass and choke her with my slimy cock.

  42. Serial Rapist

    #39. Kanye West doesn’t deserve to be alive, let alone public recognition on some bullshit message board. Go fuck yourself.

  43. Joan

    Ya go grrrrrl!!! Hahaha, spit on the court, take the money from the fool with the sagging balls!!! MEN ARE LOSERS AND DESERVE TO BE LOOTED! HAHAHAHA!

  44. Dee

    #40 Ed

    You are obviously not a big Beatles fan or Paul McCartney fan.

    Paul McCartney and John Lennon formed one of the most influential and successful songwriting partnerships and wrote some of the most popular music in rock and roll history

    Paul wrote more Beatles songs than John. They agreed to put both their names on every song they wrote. It is easy to tell who wrote the song because John or Paul will sing the lead of the song they wrote.

    Paul McCartney is listed in the Guinness World Records as the most successful musician and composer in popular music history, with 60 gold discs and sales of 100 million singles. His song “Yesterday” is listed as the most covered song in history and has been played more than 7,000,000 times on American television and radio.

    Paul has inspired me to learn how to play the bass guitar.

    I wish Paul continued success with his music and charities. I hope Paul finds true love again like he did with his first wife Linda.

  45. Michael

    What a bunch of crap! I hope she’s shunned by the public.

  46. whatever

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    WHORE!!!

  47. UNCLE NED

    Remember Barbara Walters has said publicly on the View that when Heather Mills was on the show, oh, two or three years ago, she was a total bitch – she treated the show’s staff with contempt for not having a glass of water at the ready for her, acting imperiously if she wasn’t treated like a queen – and you know Barbara is one of these people, she never says these things if they are not true and much worse – she leaves it to that loud-mouth, the Howard-Cosell hating Joy Behar to do the dirty work.

  48. Natalie

    #45 Michael:

    I agree with you 100 percent.

    Heather has been dropped by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta.com), after being upstaged by Paul’s eldest daughter. Mary McCartney agreed to work on Peta’s latest campaign only after she was assured that her stepmother Heather was no longer involved with the organization.

    See Paul at PETA.COM

  49. Holly

    There is no time on earth when I more desire to use double strikethrough than through “Saggy Elderly Ball Sacs”

    Damn you Super! Give me the double strikethrough!! *shaking fist at sky*

  50. Mike

    ALL vaginas have a built-in water park…

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