Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra:
“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”
Oh, sweet, Heather Mills doesn’t have a publicist anymore so I can say whatever I want about her and nobody will refute my claims. I don’t want to get too carried away though. Better start off small; okay, got it: Heather Mills’ leg planned 9/11. He shoots; he scores!
... | July 25, 2008 at 1:42 pm
first?
Disgusting Ted | July 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I believe that her sanity went along with her leg.
i did it! i was first! | July 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm
what’s with her boobs? ew. ps i was first yay.
BostonTroy | July 25, 2008 at 1:44 pm
So Heather is a C U Next Tuesday? What’s the story here? As if EVERYBODY on the planet hasn’t known this? Whatever her excuse for her behaviour, she doesn’t have a leg to stand on (lol)
burgernoodle for the masses | July 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm
C U Next Tuesday? i haven’t heard that since 6th grade!
Sell Porn Make Money | July 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm
ha ha. one leg thinks your stupid
Sell Porn Make Money | July 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
ha ha. one leg thinks your stupid
Disgusting Ted | July 25, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Nobody cares that you were first to reply. Honestly, are you 12 years old? I could probably code a bot that constantly refreshes this page and instantly posts in every new thread just to get a near-limitless amount of firsts, but what is the good in that?
Seriously. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.
wattznext | July 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
To Heather Mills publicist: if Heather Mills said she’s never going to talk to you again, i think you got fired, not quit…
To Sell Porn Make Money : Before you make fun of someone for being stupid you should
A: learn how to use your and you’re
B: learn how to use the comments section of this website
Deacon Jones | July 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I’d fuck her….with her LEG
Barak Obama | July 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#4 and #9, Ha! You two made me laugh and that is not an easy task!
Vote Democrat, millions on welfare depend on you.
Abby | July 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Wow thats a lovely dress
Holyfuck | July 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Someone needs to push this bitch into oncoming traffic so she can get hit by a bus.
rough daddy | July 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
she had some sweet bush back in her escort dayz, wonder how that holding up..
Giggles | July 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Heather was, is, and will always be the biggest, desperate WANNABE ever.
gnipgnop | July 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I’d tag that just so i can hear her carbon foot banging against the wall – gappy is so smokin hot – mouth like a spaghetti claw
ph7 | July 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Let’s be real:
The publicist has always known she was a bitch – and helped her be a bitch to gain advantage in the divorce proceeding.
She was happy to take the bitches abuse, because she was getting paid McCartney-sized bucks.
Now, Heather stopped paying her, and suddenly she’s come to Jesus.
Rigghhht. Sounds like the publicist is as big a whore as Heather. Took her money until the money was cut off, then trashed talk her.
mmetalman | July 25, 2008 at 3:34 pm
woof
http://www.funderoos.com | July 25, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Personally, I think #8 is lamer than #1. Why so angry, Ted? Of course, I sell adult underoos.. so I’m the lamest of all!
JungleRed | July 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I always pegged McCartney as the Dumb Beetle. Figures he gets snookered by a one-legged whore.
Dozer | July 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
That’s a woman? I thought it was a guy in drag when I first saw the photo. And to think people say she used to be a porn “actress”
tc | July 25, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Situations Vacant
Publicist. Must be able to refute alLEGactions, be a LEGal expert, deal with hopping mad clients, eat phLEGm and turn water into wine.
tc | July 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm
It’s a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife can’t but their divorce behind them, and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.
Personally, I think it’s prosthetic.
tc | July 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.
Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
mer | July 25, 2008 at 9:21 pm
FIRST
vitesse | July 25, 2008 at 10:48 pm
@23:
BWAAAAAAAAA!! Amazing.
Mr. Fritz | July 25, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Does anyone else think she looks just like that monkey faced drummer from Rolling Stones?
Narcissist | July 26, 2008 at 9:35 am
Mean, funny stuff on here.
I believe she would look better in a more conservative dress, and a mask.
Ted from LA | July 26, 2008 at 10:20 am
It looks like Heather put her foot in her mouth.
TV Addict | July 26, 2008 at 10:26 am
she is just a gold digger nothing else.
paco | July 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
…i think it is pretty unprofessional for this publicist to make any statements regarding a former client. i wish her luck in working ever again. on the flip side…i’m so glad she did! i think heather mills sucks.
PeachPie | July 26, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Ah…. I come to this site not just for the posts, but the comments. Some of the more witty stuff on any of the celeb sites. Is it must me, or is this a slightly more educated lot of commenters?
# 23, lol!
PeachPie | July 26, 2008 at 12:38 pm
And I think I misspelled. So count me out among those I’m complimenting as educated.
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As for Heather…… I just want to know how she got Paul to marry her without a prenup. How DID that conversation go.
Any thoughts?
gerard Vandenberg | July 26, 2008 at 1:01 pm
This is a very clear signal that AMERICA is a bad country for “FAKING” celebs, like this, heather the WHORE!!
I don’t know what she is thinking lately but it sure isn’t CLEAR!!
WildOne | July 26, 2008 at 5:44 pm
come on ..why Paul oh why???? that’s ok he’s free to find someone better anyway….
my comment | July 26, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Why in God’s name did Paul McCartney marry a one-legged woman? That is just weird.
Oh yea, and being nice to your publicist is always a good rule of thumb.
schak | July 27, 2008 at 12:02 am
Anybody working for that stupid bitch deserves what they get.
Besides, they are both British. So who cares?
Scum….
kapute | July 27, 2008 at 5:03 am
bitch…
Johnny Machine | July 27, 2008 at 6:26 am
The perfect nickname for that gold digging bitch – Footloose!
Public Relations Pro | July 27, 2008 at 9:11 am
Look at all the horrible things she has gone through in her life.
Can anyone say that they would not be the same way – at least have mood changes.
We would gladly take her on and be very understanding
Madonna_Kebabsoff | July 28, 2008 at 1:24 am
Look, I want to be the only one bringing a ‘strap on’ into the bedroom OK. This chick has too many parts to ‘un-stap’ before we get it going on Ok?….
Luv ya, Madge_Kebabsoff
nikola | July 28, 2008 at 3:23 am
Two Words: Alimony Whore
Cattyluo | July 28, 2008 at 10:15 am
She is fashionable.My friend told me to see the site****M i l l i o n a i r e4me.com****There are so many hot pictures on it .A man is dangling after her.Wow….she is happy.
NY Ted | July 28, 2008 at 11:52 am
Too bad the publicist didn’t rip off her wooden leg and beat her to death with it. The world would have been much better place without her annoying obnoxious presence. One question…”Hey Sir Paul…WTF were you thinking…was you mind that fried by all of the LSD…???”
NY Ted | July 28, 2008 at 11:53 am
Too bad the publicist didn’t rip off her wooden leg and beat her to death with it. The world would have been much better place without her annoying obnoxious presence. One question…”Hey Sir Paul…WTF were you thinking…was your mind that fried by all of the LSD…???”
hi | July 29, 2008 at 2:47 am
hop-a-long heather.
Cynth | July 30, 2008 at 11:15 pm
#23–awesome post! LOL .. for me, losing a leg would make me kinder and more compassionate towards others. Sadly it hasn’t worked that way for her. strange really.
Cynth | July 30, 2008 at 11:17 pm
OH and I forgot #22. Frickin brilliant!