I haven’t been following the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney 80-year-long divorce battle because, frankly, anything to do with The Beatles makes me want to go into a coma. However, today a judge awarded Heather Mills a whopping $48.6 million in the divorce settlement, according to the AP:
A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.
“I’m so, so happy with this,” Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.
Clearly you are happy, Heather Mills, judging by your well-deserved thumbs up. You had sex with Paul McCartney then walked away with a gigantic chunk of his cash. I believe there’s a word for that*. What is it again? Oh, right: Hero.
*Click on link for full effect. Please. I’ll be your best friend.




































He abused her. She deserves the money. She deserves even more than she got. She has done nothing but charity work for 20 years while he has done nothing but write shitty songs.
Maybe I’m Amazed is the last good thing that he wrote.
At least she’ll help other people with the money. All he has done is sit on the money he got by being lucky enough to meet John Lennon.
stump fuck.
Shouldn’t Paul be wearing the jester suit?
You know there are afew normal women on this site but many are just plain trash.Thats why american men need to wise up and marry a foreign woman. They make good wives not good digging sluts and if they do screw you over which is much rarer at least you will have a hot chick instead of some fat azz BBW who is 5’4 and weighs 180 pounds. Guys wake the F… up mariage is a SHAM Look at No marriage online that opened my eyes. Also these trashy no good posters saying she deserved it confirmed what i thought.
To normal women no disrespect, to the gold digger losers .. You when your beauty if you even have any fades will have nothing. You should just go do Elliot Spitzer because your all F..ing Whores. You will end up with nothing but a empty life and your to stupid to even know it. Dumbazzez.
@ the socialist name changing fascist
I do think people can do whatever they want with their own funds. Call it shellfish, call it not looking for the greater good, call it whatever you want. They get to use whatever they have. Owning multiple mansions is shellfish, if you choose to call it so, and wasteful, if you choose to call it so, but it is their’s to waste. Their’s to dictate what happens to it.
My moral economic obligation extends only to those within my own family. For those are the ONLY people who have positively assisted me to become the way I am today. My parent’s paid for private schooling from grade school to medical, while still paying taxes for government funded schools. I was not the only one at those private schools, technically with less people in the government schools and the same resources in they should have more resource for those people who are still in the system, yet most government schools are piss poor in performance in comparison to their privately funded counterparts; we pay more for higher quality.
A moral economic obligation from my parents, from their parents, from all of us down the genetic line, each one doing his best to be a productive member of society, pay taxes to provide for those who are not, and provide the best possible course of success, finance, and government sponsored independent action for their offspring; so that they might turn around and have the means to do the same for their own offspring. The world is not my mother, it is not my father, nor my children. It, and those strangers in it, have done everything possible to impede the success of myself and those around me. You argue morals as if they are facts when in reality they are beliefs. Beliefs, are internal intrinsic properties of the human condition, therefor, they cannot be argued. They may be shared, held and let go of, but they never weigh in with as much force as facts. Ultimately, they only apply to the people who hold them to be true and are null, void, invalid and inapplicable to those who do not.
I do not believe I or anyone owe’s the world anything, therefor I and they do not owe the world anything.
There is one fact you are wrong about. The governments did promise to take care of social concerns. It is the very principle on which they were originally founded. They have consumed trillions upon trillions of tax dollars over the course of their existence and have provided very little for their demand.
You seem to have a great need to help those around you whom have nothing to do with you. Do not tarnish your good karma by turning around and berating those who choose not to assume the same banner of beliefs as yourself. I would think you would be happy with your moral “superiority,” if indeed morals can be measured by the same yardstick that we measure principles of science.
That’s about $100,000 for each blow job she had to give.
Yesterday
Didn’t cost me so much to get laid
Like my bass guitar I’ve been well-played
Now I support the fair sex trade
Why . That. stump won’t grow I don’t know
She wouldn’t say
She. Bobbed. extra long on my schlong
For a pay day
Suddenly
My stump fetish don’t seem fun to me
Now I’ll try to look below the knee
Damn that expensive am-pu-tee
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WHORE!
Shit like this makes me think prostitution should be legalized and marriage made illegal!
They should put Paul on suicide watch. When he realizes the quantity and quality of hookers he could have purchased over the years for what he paid for this one little tramp bitch…
It’s making me want to end it all, and I didn’t even marry the bitch!
lol at 158′s parody. :)
Golddiggers get their karma too. watch out, HM.
133 that’s what i’m talkin’ about!
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
It would have been a hell of a lot cheaper just to hire another car to finish the fucking job this time..
Hey Heather you know what money can’t buy? Dignity, you fukcing skag.
#156. Any god would be laughing at you.
All I can say is I feel sorry for you. If you really have no desire to help hospitals to ever donate to childrens charities then I feel sorry for you. If you can’t comprehend that you couldn’t have gotten to where you are today without help and that many aren’t so lucky then I feel sorry for you. And if you can’t understand that no man and no family is an island and that we are all connected and we all impact each others lives then I pity you.
Do you not comprehend the wasted talent that occurs every time a child dies of poverty or illness, those children could have grown up to change the world tremendously. What happens when one of your loved ones gets cancer, will you still belive you have no obligation to help others because then no one should help your loved one and they should not recieve the treatment that years of charitable funding help create.
Only the truly selfish worry about their own little clan but the intelligent understand that their clan is part of a bigger clan and that it’s in everyone’s best interest to contribute to the greater good. You do contradict yourself because you celarly want to be a productive member of society. One of the ways to be productive and positive in this society is to have a cause to contribute to. If you are so selfish to not understand that many of the things you have and take forgranted are there because other people cared about the greater good than you’re just tremendoulsly sad.
Only an idiot uses the same name here constantly, if you do you get trolled and it’s a pain in the ass. I don’t subscribe to socialism, I have my own ideas and views and you’d be very surprised to learn about my family background. I can guarantee I’ve travelled more than you have and I have had much more life experience than a pampered sheltered little baby who couldn’t even pay for their own education.
P.S.The governments never said “you pay your taxes and we’ll take care of everything and make this into a perfect little eutopia and all you have to do is work and pay your taxes and everything will be perfect.” Everyone needs to contribute. Don’t you realize how many people volunteer their time and work with charities, you are in a very selfish minority. Anyone who believed a word the governments spoke is an idiot anyway.
If everyone thought like you did this world would be a shithole, more so than it already is.
This is for #156 too.
#145. Jebus retard well I know you aren’t smart. You draw the line in the middle ground. Everyone is entitled to enjoy life but, there are extremes that aren’t healthy for anyone not for the person living them or for society.
Live in a comfortable home, enjoy life and find a way to give back. Living in mansions and owning helicopters is just ludicrous when those copters could be used for hospitals and those mansions could be transformed into schools. Life is about balance and for most of us it isn’t about vows of poverty or living like greedy Oprah Winfrey. That woman could live in a normal sized home and do so much more good with her billions. Why hoard why be selfish. That shit that you bought I don’t consider that selfish. If you had ten trailers I’d consider you selfish and also mentally ill and that’ show I see the wealthy. Like fat pigs that eat ten times more food then they need to if wealth showed up in body fat all these celebrities would weight 10,000 pounds. It’s just pure gluttony at that level and they’ve been so warped by fame ego and ass kissing that they have NO grasp of reality.
That’s the other aspect people don’t look at it, it isn’t mentally healthy to have no financial limits and to be able to buy islands and people. Even Bill Gates said he felt like he was going to loose his mid because of his immense wealth. It isn’t healthy to have 10,000 pairs of shoes. When you have that kind of money you make idiotic choices like marrying some bitch just because you can and look how that worked out.
If Sir Stupid Paul and idiots like him had contributed their millions and billions to cancer research and lived like you do “normally’ then maybe his wife wouldn’t have died of cancer. But I guess mansions and private planes are more important than curing illnesses and saving peoples loved ones.
166-
Well said; especially the last paragraph
Money grubbing scank. I hope she chokes on it, the bitch.
#166
Paul has donated millions to many of his favorite charities. You are a clueless jerk to put Paul in the same category as those selfish and no talent celebrities. The Beatles and Paul McCartney’s music has never let me down. I can sing along with my children to The Beatles or Paul McCartney’s music without worrying about unacceptable and derogatory lyrics.
Paul has donated millions to many of his favorite charities. You are a clueless jerk to put Paul in the same category as those selfish and no talent celebrities. The Beatles and Paul McCartney’s music has never let me down. I can sing along with my children to The Beatles or Paul McCartney’s music without worrying about unacceptable and derogatory lyrics.
#166 thats a pretty big soap box you have there, make sure you don’t fall off.
Now go outside and get some air for fuck sake.
Hey carpal tunnel victims listen up:
Typing out 2000 word manifestos on a celbrity blog doesn’t make you intelligent, it just makes you the long winded, angry boring person at the party nobody wants anything to do with. But I’m sure you are familiar with that experience.
#166 has no sex. That’s why all the anger.
quit worshiping celebrities is obviously an extremely bitter person who got the short end of the stick in a relationship and still hasn’t gotten over it.
Lose your anger, dipshit. You might live a little longer. On the other hand, get even angrier. The world would be a better place without people like you.
“quit worshiping celebrities”
you are the most selfish one here by your actions.
1) your internet connection fees could keep five children in food and clothes for a year.
2) the computer you bought could fund a small research group.
3) you apparently have plenty of spare time to answer all these comments…shouldn’t you be helping out at some charity?
3) practice what you preach.
@ quit worshiping celebrities
If you feel sorry for me then it is your prerogative to feel so. As to those who “helped me” let’s see. Well there are my parents, but my genetic family has a long standing tradition of making sure each generation can provide for itself. There are the schools, but they were paid, tuition, for their evaluation of me, so they might test my knowledge and, upon good evaluation, give me a piece of paper that states that I know what am doing in a certain field of study. There is no charity here, payment of services without any effort, on my part, does not guarantee me a certificate of completion.
If, one of my loved ones should get cancer, then I, we, will pay for cancer treatment. The best treatment that is available, and in experimental cases, unavailable to the world at large; which you usually have to pay for.
“I can guarantee I’ve travelled more than you have..” seeing as how I can move about without the aid of “charitable” good, I seriously doubt that. “…and I have had much more life experience than a pampered sheltered little baby who couldn’t even pay for their own education.” Spoken from someone who may only have a community collage level of education, at best, and has no idea of the cost involved in attending a professional school, AFTER, collage. I suppose I am unfortunate to not come from an American family with a GTFO culture towards people over 18.
If everyone thought like me. Hmm, scary thought, there would definitely be a larger desire to compete with each other. Phones for charities would go unanswered, as there would be no one manning them, because no one would call it. People with common problems would band together, to research those problems, expending their own resources to achieve their common goal. They would, in turn, be able to provide that research goal as a service, to those Johnny-Come-Latelies who are in need and have some resource to trade in return. The incentive of self, or loved one, preservation; that later turns into a product or service, to ensure the longevity of others whom you are not attached to.
I have some questions for you. To you, what is a government for? Why do you [anyone really] pay taxes? If it is, “just cause” and, “I do it because I was told to,” then you are a bigger sheep than I took you for.
I think what we see here is a core difference in philosophy. In your world, things get done because people rely on the charity of others. In mine they are done by my willingness to throw resources behind it. Is one better than the other? Who’s to say. At the end of the day, you may have a feeling of self-fulfillment in providing to others who may not be able to provide for themselves [the question of why they can't comes to mind]. At the end of the day, you may need to still look for people willing to take on your venture out of the “goodness” of their hearts. At the end of the day, I am want-less, my desires have been fulfilled by the expenditure of my resources. At the end of the day, you go wanting. At the end of the day, you do not have the resources to solve your own problems on your own or by employing those to assist in your ventures; you lack the power, to change your own station, at the end of the day.
wtf is she wearing? a clown suit?
Heather turned down an offer of $120 million dollars about two weeks ago.
When the judge then decided he’d had enough, and would make the decision himself, Heather quickly tried to “accept” the $120K offer that just days before hadn’t been enough.
And to all the golddiggers who’ve posted their proud comments, I really wish you’d see that you are far worse than prostitutes. Golddiggers scheme and lie, hoping to trick someone. Whores tell the man what the cost is, and they get paid first.
golddigging cunt
Every pic you see of H.M. shows what a huge, bitch-mouth she has…poor Macca…seeing THAT at the breakfast table..he’s a tougher man than most to survive it.