Police were called to Paul McCartney’s house after Heather Mills was locked out and had one of her security guys jump the fence to let her in. The locks had been changed and Heather’s rep played down the incident, saying:
“She said it was hilarious. It was just a complete mix-up.” McCartney had frozen the couple’s joint bank account and sent Mills McCartney a letter complaining about three bottles of cleaning liquid that were taken from his home to her office.
Stealing bottles of cleaning liquid and breaking into homes? Pretty soon she’ll be taking all the ketchup packets from McDonalds and stealing the toilet paper from public restrooms. And then living in public restrooms.
Be nice to Heather Mills you awful fuckers! She’s just a simple unipedal straw-haired vixen who enjoys relaxing Sunday morning hops in the park. Just because she falls on her ass everytime she kicks a soccer ball, she shouldn’t be expected to stand for any of this. Do you know what’s it’s like tipping over so easily and fearing every strong wind gust can topple you like a house of cards? Or the fear she hides whenever she sees the Rockettes perform? It’s painstakingly difficult to follow any pilates video, as she can only do half the exercise. She can never wear minis, because no matter how hard she tries, she can’t cross her leg. That, and with her shoes off she can only count to 15. You insensitive fucks need to leave Heather “Eileen” Mills the fuck alone. Bastards.
Prepare yourselves for the best heather Mills joke ever! Ready?
A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney:
“So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever
go down on one knee again?”
Sir Paul: “I’d prefer it if you called her Heather”.
52–I think I just injured myself laughing.
Yeah, I bet she thought it was hilarous. A real laugh riot. This bitch is gonna be laughing her one leg all the way to the bank with Paul’s cash.
52 – I just spewed coffee out my nose and all over my keyboard. Sticky now.
#52
That was colder than Jessica Simpson’s crotch, or Janet Jackson’s spring water… I’m sure Heather is always the first one to get picked for three-legged races at picnics and family gatherings.
Maybe he should have realized she was not a good choice when she said she really didn’t like the Beatles.
hmmm.
Hopeless–how do you know you were censored? And for what were you censored? Are you serious?
@52 – haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha…fucking good one! Bitch doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
Felicity Huffman was married to Sir Paul ??
that’s nuts!! living in public restrooms?? i poop in those…and masterbate…only when at mcdonald’s and if i have a picture of the fry-guys….
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She claims she is going to sue a paper in Britain for stating that she used to be a prostitute.
Hey Heather, when the paper has a quote from the personal secretary of one of the worlds richer men where he states “Of course she was a prostitute, I was the one who paid her” you can’t sue the paper.
As for Paul, hey Paul, I know that you went through life being told you were the “Cute” Beatle. But guess what, you aren’t cute anymore, and the only reason some model is going to be with you is because she wants your money, you aren’t that interesting to her otherwise.
I bet she rides in an apple car.
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Paul McCartney is a Billionaire, If he wanted to marry someone and not look after his assets(Legally or Illegally)then he must pay the price. You can’t blame Heather Mills for getting the best attorneys his money can buy. If you had a chance to get 500 Million Dollars or take 56 Million, right away, you would be called very foolish. He has the same opportunities to protect his money than she does. If not, better. He wouldn’t have married her without a full background check-including uncovering any soft porn-esque pictures. And yet, he still married her. The man is not a fool. You don’t become a Billionaire by chance.
Here’s the second best Mills-McCartney joke:
A gold miner worked for years in the mines and never found a thing. He lost his leg in an unfortunate mine cave-in. Then the mine shut down. He commiserated at the local bar. “Dang it,” said he. “Who’s going to want a one-legged gold-digger?”
Just then the phone rang. The bartender said “Hey, miner, it’s Sir Paul McCartney for you!”
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#63, steven franks. He married her without a pre-nup, which although not written law in Britain are still taken into consideration by courts there. She DOES have a soft-core porn past which was only recently revealed and he got to be a billionaire because people are still buying his music, the guy isn’t a rocket scientist.
She is an outrageous piece of work! Poor Paul, it must be tough to be a billionaire – and he thought it was love. Apparently, this woman has been taking Anna Nicole 101. All that charity work, and all in vain! I wonder if she ever reads any of this? Hey lady, the price you’re really paying for all of this? Hahaha.. Who am I kidding? It’s $378 million! You could always wash the guilt down with a few Bentley’s and a nice penthouse, or ten. Have fun living your washed-up dream, biotch.
Heather Mills is a dirty slut whore, intent on scamming Sir Paul from the git go. That being said, it’s a shame that Paul descended into becoming such a horribly poor judge of character, possibly stemming from being a bit too full of himself as he’ always been. Everyone blames Yoko for breaking up the Beatles. I firmly believe that it was Paul who was at fault all along.