Police were called to Paul McCartney’s house after Heather Mills was locked out and had one of her security guys jump the fence to let her in. The locks had been changed and Heather’s rep played down the incident, saying:
“She said it was hilarious. It was just a complete mix-up.” McCartney had frozen the couple’s joint bank account and sent Mills McCartney a letter complaining about three bottles of cleaning liquid that were taken from his home to her office.
Stealing bottles of cleaning liquid and breaking into homes? Pretty soon she’ll be taking all the ketchup packets from McDonalds and stealing the toilet paper from public restrooms. And then living in public restrooms.
ezra | August 8, 2006 at 5:15 pm
FIRST
ezra | August 8, 2006 at 5:16 pm
now that i have something real to say, who is she, winona?
Jacq | August 8, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Gold-digging cunt. I hope she gets next to nothing, which is more than she deserves.
I bet she was rude to the help because they would play keep-away with her leg.
endometriorama | August 8, 2006 at 5:19 pm
whore
ohyeahallie | August 8, 2006 at 5:19 pm
I really don’t even know what to say to this… that is retarded.
mrs.t | August 8, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Serves that gimp right. I’m writing a book. It’s the sequel to Geek Love: The Heather Mills Story.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 8, 2006 at 5:21 pm
@1 & 2
You still are 0-2 in the saying something real department, if real has to do with giving a fuck what you have to say in the first place, fuck-ass!!!!!
Wow, can ya tell I’m having a bad day?
Fucking censored, I can’t fucking believe it, FUCK FUCK FUCK. fucking cunt suck fuck bitch ass tit smack ass-crack ball-funk BITCH!!!!!
Why the FUCK WAS I CENSORED?????
Cunt cunty cuntington cuntberg cuntinsky cunto-rama ass-goblin!!!!!
I feel better now.
Hopeless
sharkbite | August 8, 2006 at 5:22 pm
I had no clue who the hell she was, and then I read the rest, and I was sorely disappointed at the end. Who cares.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
ImSuicidal | August 8, 2006 at 5:31 pm
It happens!
SoftBlueGlow | August 8, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Awww, he’s got a stalker! :)
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Rimmer | August 8, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Bet you she’d give an arm and a leg to get back into that house.
amaritimer | August 8, 2006 at 5:43 pm
it’s going to be interesting how immature these two are going to get through the divorce.
aivilo | August 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm
ass-goblin!?
haha
Jane_Says | August 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm
For five seconds I thought that was a picture of Ashlee Simpson’s new head.
PunjabPete | August 8, 2006 at 5:50 pm
#7 – Ass-goblin – Priceless
#11 – Well, the leg at least… I just imagine her guard thinking “You want me to do what? Climb your own damn fence peggy…”
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 8, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I feel bad for McCartney not because he got taken by a good for nothing, gold digging bitch, but that he got taken by a ONE LEGGED, good for nothing, gold digging bitch. Sir Paul’s taste in women has always left something to be desired, but why’d he go all goo-goo eyed over Hop-a-long Cassidy? And she’s such a nut she probably cut off her one leg to spite the other. To top it all off and further compound the misery, she has a porn/prostitution past. Wonder what the Eggman, Eggmen, and Walrus have to say about that?
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 8, 2006 at 6:05 pm
@7 Mmmm…how I enjoy a good ass-goblin. Giving AND receiveing.
RichPort | August 8, 2006 at 6:10 pm
I wonder what it’s like to fuck someone who looks like a giant Y naked?
jrzpussie | August 8, 2006 at 6:17 pm
To me Heather Mills is just like J-Jimmy from South Park. You know how she used to have porn sex in her v-v-vagina
@18 AWESOME.
BarbadoSlim | August 8, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Paul Mcartney is a Grade A prime asshole doooshbag, I don’t care if he once used to hang out with the Walrus.
Mary45 | August 8, 2006 at 6:31 pm
When they post full shots of her do you all wonder “which one is fake?” I know I do. Sorry it’s douchbag – my mommy has one.
nc72 | August 8, 2006 at 6:32 pm
That’s the smart way to do it, send someone else to break in for you…
http://www.exposay.com/heather-mills/1/c/2315/
BestNameEver | August 8, 2006 at 6:33 pm
I’ve never liked her, and no, I’ve never met her. Some women just LOOK like a bitch, ya know? Things you can tell by just looking at her…
henrysgirl | August 8, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Maybe she can go to Iraq with Lindsay and play with suicide bombers.
Save the troops, kill these wastes of oxygen chicks.
BarbadoSlim | August 8, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Gee, thanks for the unwanted and un-needed correction #21 can you spellcheck STFU for me.
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 8, 2006 at 6:42 pm
@21 Actually its “douchebag”, douchebag.
@25 I enjoyed your spelling of it :)
Elikapeka | August 8, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I love it when someone tries to correct someone else… and they’re wrong.
Shine yo’ prosthetic leg for a nicko!
HolisticWisdomcom | August 8, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Healther Mills has really gotten such a bad wrap from the press. I wrote an article about that in one of our newsletters if you are interested-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/newsletter-6-24-06.htm
In regard to the B&E and 3 cleaning products… seems pretty mild compared to most break ups. The press must be board.
bunnyhugger | August 8, 2006 at 6:50 pm
so, she went from a beatle to a cockroach?
(all puns intended).
sex with amputees is not really as much fun as it sounds.
trust me! *gags*
hopeless got sensored? WTF? i COME here to learn new dirty words!
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 8, 2006 at 6:54 pm
http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebag.html
andrewthezeppo | August 8, 2006 at 6:55 pm
I don’t think she’s a gold-digger, if you look at what she’s asking for in the divorce its actually a very small ammount.
Tanor | August 8, 2006 at 6:58 pm
#31,
Small amount? A potental $381 million is nothing to sneeze about. Especially when you are married for only 4 years, and living it high too. It’s not like she gave up some career that would have made her that much money.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
Jedi Kevin | August 8, 2006 at 7:08 pm
She sucks shit but Paul was a moron for not signing a prenup.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 8, 2006 at 7:20 pm
@30 oops
http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html
much better
Justin Igger | August 8, 2006 at 7:20 pm
JENNIFER ANISTON IN TEN YEARS FOR REAL THOUGH MY NIGGERS
Equalparts | August 8, 2006 at 7:21 pm
#16– what makes you the expert?
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 8, 2006 at 7:23 pm
@34
^ ^ ^ ^
In the display above douche bag is two words. hmmm??? *scratches head*.
Is it one word douchebag?
Or two words douche bag?
a littel help.
hopeless
Tanor | August 8, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Prenups are a joke because they can be thrown out by a judge if the partner is uncooperative (i.e. making false allegations of abuse, entrapment and D.V.)
http://www.BadBreakups.net
I Fucked Your Honor Student | August 8, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Celine Dion looks really weird here, don’t you think?
Eye-Dish Lass | August 8, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Oy, Heatha. Tis me, Pouel. Loave, no worries about ye getting me bazillion quid and our daw-tah. Fair enough. But Loave, a man has his limits. The bleetin’ Formula 409, Ajax, and Windex are friggin’ MIIIINE!!
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 8, 2006 at 7:32 pm
@37…
Dear Hopeless,
when refering to the vaginal cleanser, it is “douche bag”.
when insulting someone (for example some asshole who feels the need to constantly correct ones grammar, it is “douchebag”
I hope this helps.
kind regards,
my beaver.
P.S. Will you fuck me?
ChickenScratch | August 8, 2006 at 7:43 pm
I knew they wouldn’t last, but nobody ever listens to me….
tallcoolone | August 8, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Lesson to be learned…always trust your kids…Stella coudn’t stand this bitch from the beginning and tried to warn dear ole Dad, but he just wouldn’t listen (so much for LOVE). Just b/c she is a ‘mommy’ (and I use that term loosely) this peg-leg will take his ass to the cleaners…and she will get whatever she wants…including private school for Baby Bea in Switzerland (so she won’t have to deal with the brat on a regular basis)and vacations for her and her leg to exotic locales (hopefully abundant with land mines). Money hungry cunt that she is.
I Fucked Your Honor Student | August 8, 2006 at 7:46 pm
@41 I want to pet your beaver and fuck your honor student#########################################################################################################################################################################3
El drama del Internet | August 8, 2006 at 8:21 pm
“had one of her security guys jump the fence to let her in”????
Oh.
That’s more of a sex-slave behaviour.
stingybtchsuzy | August 8, 2006 at 8:38 pm
I always find it “hilarious” when my rich-as-croesus husband freezes all our checking accounts and changes the locks, leaving me to force my unpaid bodyguard to scale the castle gate (upon threat of being beaten by my wooden leg).
Jim Treacher | August 8, 2006 at 10:34 pm
He had to lock her out because she kept leaving footprint.
alaskanchicsickle | August 8, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Jesus Christ Hopeless, time for you to get some Chinee help, come to my house, I’ll prick ya until you’re loose and relaxed.
zalie | August 9, 2006 at 12:15 am
Someone needs to take her prosthetic leg and beat her with it. I never liked her. I hope that Sir Paul finds some nice woman his age. Camilla would be his type, but she’s taken…too bad….
ChickenScratch | August 9, 2006 at 12:41 am
@47
You are FUCKING hilarious! If I wake the baby up from laughing at what you said you are in deep shit!
Keep up the good work.