Heather Locklear’s DUI was a setup!

October 1st, 2008 // 27 Comments

Apparently, there’s some shady circumstances surrounding Heather Locklear’s DUI arrest. The person who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities. TMZ reports:

When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn’t even moving at the time.
Now get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it’s already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.

While Heather was not drunk, she was definitely under the influence of something which landed her the DUI. Unless that’s her normal face these days. In which case, come to papa! Finally, I can be with a woman who will look like she’s seen the face of God when I take my pants off. You know, instead of the usual response of pointing, laughing and “I don’t get it.”

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  1. havoc

    Well that sucks.

    I totally beleive it.

    .

  2. Mo

    Damn.

    Paps’ll do anything for a story.

  3. JadeD

    Who knows if she was even on something….. I’ve never seen a mug shot that was a good picture. It just looks like she was crying.

  4. Uncle Eccoli

    Fucking Armenians…

  5. FREE HEATHER LOCKLEAR!

    FREE HEATHER LOCKLEAR!!

    FREE HEATHER LOCKLEAR!!!

    This woman’s only crime has been choosing bozos to shack up with.

    Rebecca Gayheart and Brandy killed people and they walk the streets!

  6. Fucking Hackers….

  7. Do

    She might be the most beautiful addict….ever!

  8. Johnny Whiteshoes

    Paparazzi are worthless (unless they have nude pics)

  9. sameshitdifferentyear

    How fucking hot is this Locklear broad?

    Fucking almost 50 years old, on drugs (booze whatever), used up by rockers for decades, popped out a kid or two along the way, and still looks this good??

    So the eye makeup is messed up WFC it always is by morning anyway

    Have NEnquirer show this picture alongside those infamous no-makeup pictures of the Olsen primates, or most of the other 20-somethings that are so “hot” these days
    Heather looks as good as most of them right now

    This convinces me even more HL might be the consistently hottest woman in the history of TV and movies.

    On a related topic, does anyone know of a website that shows only candid photos of pretty girls with tears streaming down after crying? It might be the dirtiest secret fetish of men worldwide.

  10. papscansuckit

    Getting popped for not doing anything wrong? Yeah that would make me cry too in my mugshot. Po-pos like to make pretty blondes cry. The photo does not look like she’s under the influence of anything except false accusations.

  11. whaaaatever. she looks shocked.. probably by the fact that she is actually stooping to this level to get any attention if its true.

  12. just heard this on radio los angeles. said the reporter was former tabloid staff and called paparazzi immediately after the incident. maybe it’s a publicity stunt.

  13. Apparently this Jill Ishkanian have a history, of stalking good looking peeps!

  14. Eames

    Who wrote this blurb on Heather Locklear? “I can be with a women who will look like…. ” It’s so annoying. It’s like I’m reading something that was written by illiterate paparazzi.

  15. Eames

    Who wrote this blurb on Heather Locklear? “I can be with a women who will look like…. ” It’s so annoying. It’s like I’m reading something that was written by illiterate paparazzi.

  16. IKE

    SO???
    If Ray Charles jumped up out of the grave and placed the call, who cares!! It doesn’t change the fact she was drunk or high.

  17. I said from the beginning this was going to get kicked.

  18. Sheva

    In the words of Johnny Drama, “I’m bugging out!”
    Look at her pupils for cripe’s sake. The woman is flying.

  19. Sara

    Wooooow, I didnt know alcohol made you all bug eyed like that! Look at her pupils! She is not on alcohol. Cokehead!

  20. Sara

    Wooooow, I didnt know alcohol made you all bug eyed like that! Look at her pupils! She is not on alcohol. She’s a Cokehead!

  21. Heather is cool

    I can’t speak much for now, but I met Heather several times back in the late 80′s during her Dynasty/TJ Hooker days. She was one of the coolest actresses I have ever met! She was very down to earth and cool.
    I have spoken witha few people during the past few years that have met her, and they still seem to say the same thing.

    GO HEATHER!

  22. AHAHAHA! I’m sorry, that’s hilarious! She called the cops on her for driving under the influence and she hadn’t even started the car! Well, good for ‘ol frazzled Heather. It looks like most of the case against her is in doubt.

    UGH! I still cannot get over those dead druggie eyes, and that pulled, plastic surgery-ed face! If she got anymore botox or cheek implants her face would probably break a seam!

  23. Bob

    It doesn’t matter if you get “reported” for DUI. If she was really caught driving under the influence of something, she was caught driving under the influence of something.

    It doesn’t change if some paparazzi reported you for a story.

    Either she did it or she didn’t, and it appears she was.

  24. longcock

    bitch shouldn’t be driving drunk who gives a shit if they snitched on her. Paps doing something “good” for once.

  25. Kenny

    #23 & #24: EXACTLY

    It doesn’t matter if it was alcohol or drugs, she’s was still impaired and was about to operate a frickin motor vehicle.

  26. Arroyo

    this looks like her driver’s license i.d photo.

  27. brittney gean

    omg!!! they pranked her dumb blone ass…… any ways

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