Heather Locklear wears a see through skirt

Why do we have to look at Eva Longoria everytime we go to the mainpage? Doesn’t Longoria sound like a VD?

Does the Superfish man get paid to write these stories? If I were his employer, I’d be paying him $.30/day for the crap coming out of here lately.

#51 – Longoria is a fucking little douchebag and she is getting her jollies by fucking Tony Parker on a regular basis, and she comes off as being very desperate to cling onto him, which of course means she will lose him soon…bitch…

Oh I thought she died.

Where is the front view with that oufit?

I would like to sniff her shitty little panties, as it looks like she left them in the car – they certainly don’t look like they are on HER…

Her ass looks good – I would like to run my tongue along her tight little buttcrack…obviously she has been taking care of business where it counts and for an older chick she is keeping things tight – if she gets rid of that nasty old turkey neck, she will be fuckable without the paper bag…

#57…

I just realized I have probably offended every single breathing female human being on the planet…

Oh well…

Didn’t she used to screw Tommy Lee???

@58 You have to remember you’re at the Superficial, that was pretty tame there Ducky.

I’d hit it from the back. From the front…no. No I would not.

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you think the skirt is see-thru….take a gander at the top layer of skin on her face….jesus, lady, lay off the RETINOL…she looks like a cum towel for 80′s rock stars…oh, that’s heather locklear?…nevermind…

Woooooooohhhhhhhh nelly, I was eating and now I threw up alittle in my mouth. It looks like she’s got a giant maxi pad stuck on her ass. I love her turkey neck, that is soooo in this year.

I wonder if she like a bald cooch, or the natural look – I’d like to chew on that little piece of skin between her asshole and her cooch, it would be such a rush to plow the same snatch patch as Tommy Lee, Kiss, Led Zeppelin (well, the list would go on and on…)

I’d like to see her wear THAT getup to the supermarket…she would get boned in the frozen food section pretty fast…

What is going on with her elbows? Not to get hyper-critical, but it looks like she wiped Spades hiney with that thing.

not only is she going commando, but she’s also wearing those stripper stockings. gotta give credit where credit’s due.. she’s looking pretty firm from where i’m sitting.

I would definitely hit it – I’d rip that flimsy, shitty little see-through piece of shit right off her, spread those cheeks and get chowing down – I wouldn’t come up for air for an hour and she would scream in ectasy so loud she would shatter the windows in the car!!

those first two pics…that is what John Mark Karr would have looked like after his gender reassignment…it’s those crazy eyes….

Did anyone else notice her turkey neck?????

I woul strip her down to just her panties and high heels and chase her around the pool and snort like a nasty, dirty pig…of course she would REALLY want to get caught, and when I catch her I would go down on her with my gnarly untrimmed beard and make her squeal like a wolverine in heat…

see her neck? that’s the same type of skin you’ll see at the bottom of her droopy ass. but there seem to be plenty of fans in the fuckme-crazyeyes-skeletor club.

She looked GORGEOUS at the Emmy’s. Eat your heart out fucking Richie Sambora. And that fake bitch Denise Richards.

In the picture in the middle, why has nobody asked why one of her buff German bodyguards dressed in black, is giving her other buff German bodyguard dressed in black a hand job?

You are all mean. Jessica Tandy looks great!

I’ve never thought that Locklear was hot, and still don’t. However, seeing her with that tight little package plus the fact she is bald as a 12 year old just makes me want to do her just that much more.

she’s old, but i’ll still take that

Wait a sec! Where’d the picture go? Too sad!