Heather Locklear still mad at Denise Richards

April 27th, 2006 // 59 Comments

Life & Style Weekly is implying that Denise Richards hooked up with Richie Sambora before his divorce from Heather Locklear. An insider says:

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  1. SL500gt

    First (but who cares?)

  2. bone_daddio

    honestly, unless heather and denise are lubbed up, naked and wrestling in jello, i don’t care. rot to the lot of them.

  3. mamacita

    For some reason, Heather Locklear strikes me as the type of woman who would slice a bitch for stealing her man. If I was Denise, I’d be watching my back right about now. However, if I was Denise, I also wouldn’t care if I got sliced because due to the number of STDs I contracted from my ex-husband, death would be imminent anyway.

  4. SL500gt

    at least its better then lohan vs simpson >.>

  5. Do we still care about these people? Boston Legal sucks anyway. The only thing Denise has going for her is her tabloid drama.


    http://www.betterthanyou.org/

  6. trulymadlydeeplytori

    i love how denise told her to break up with him

  7. tlcccc123

    Sambora looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz and that’s hot. Sheen is an honorable man who really just wants to live a life of plural marriage with a couple prostitutes at the dinner table. Nothing wrong with that.

  8. mamacita

    “Heather thinks Denise is the worst kind of woman – a backstabber. She wants nothing to do with her ever again.”

    So, is a backstabber REALLY the worst kind of woman? Forget about murderers, child molesters, drug dealers, women who abandon their children, etc. No, a backstabber is clearly worse than any of those kinds of women.

  9. Edna Bambrick

    I have reported Denise Richards for her sinful behavior.

  10. Dr.Rokter

    Denise Richards, Richie Sambora and Edna impersonators are boring. The McDonald’s ad that reads, “Roll over salad to explore”, however, is intriguing.

  11. Edna Bambrick

    You’re right. I was just curious to see how easy it was to get that name. I’m hereby retired.

  12. Vampyreska

    Edna.sucks.cock.

  13. spatz

    #11 who are you really? you little scamp!

    oh and you never had me fooled for a minute.i called you out!

  14. Zanna

    What kills me is this bitch was JUST saying in court documents what a piece of shit Charlie was..and she’s a pile of warm steaming shit herself.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’ve fucked my friend’s boyfriends before but at least I kept it a secret because there is NOTHING worse than a jealous woman that wants to get revenge. I’ve got the bodies in my yard to prove it.

  15. Italian Stallion

    Was Ritchie dating Naomi Campbell before Denise?

    Man, Naomi did a number on his arm, she must have confused his last name…….

  16. krisdylee

    Tom, say something crazy so we could have something interesting to post on.

    I am pining for Papa, Osh, and even NewGuy.. Where are thou? My devious, sarcastic, truly brilliant motherfuckers.

  17. Fisher55

    but krisdylee, I’M here…

  18. 86

    Huh. Richie Rich…that’s funny.

  19. Trotter

    Krisdylee has an itch! Get the firehoses!!!

  20. saltpeanuts

    Sounds like a bad episode of Melrose Place.

  21. TaiTai

    “The only person that has a reason to be angry in this entire situation is Denise Richards since she’s the one stuck with Richie Sambora.”

    Oh, right. Heather is so much better off with David Spade. No wonder she is pissed!

    I think the one who ought to be pissed off is Charlie Sheen. He had a pretty good deal going there for a while.

  22. Spacedog

    Hey, Denise needed to get hers too. Not like Charlie McQueen took any time out from the gay porn to jump on it.

  23. Both of women are downgraded as far as I’m concerned. That’s the Sambora Touch for you – everything he touches turns to shit.

  24. Edna Bambrick

    krisdylee, maybe I just want to be part of the cool crowd too. It’s just like high school when the cool kids wouldn’t let me sit at their table. Papa, OshKosh, you and few others are just so cool. I’m jealous and I’m reporting it.

  25. Richie is a catch. He has hottest man-boobs in rock. Did you guys see what Ashlee said about Jessica? Jealous, much??!

    http://www.kisskissgossip.com/

  26. krisdylee

    Trotter is hawt…

  27. BigJim

    Fake Edna, I busted you way back on post 53 on the Ashlee is shit thread.

    Real Edna knows how to spell obnoxious. If you’re going to do something like that, at least try to be convincing and don’t make so many fucking spelling mistakes.

    I WILL CLEANUP THE INTERNET OF PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SPELL!

    Seriously folks, maybe try writing your posts in Word if you’re so stupid. Anything that gets a red underline is bad.

    Misspelled words are an affront to the Lord!

    Jeebus has spoken.

  28. BigJim

    I wish Denise had got her brains sucked out by the alien in Starship Troopers:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120201

  29. chanel_bear

    this whole thing is like an episode of “average joe”.

  30. Lauren

    #29 – Denise has brains?

    It’s all so fantastic that I have to wonder if this is a big publicity stunt. Melrose Place…IRL! Because reality sells.

  31. apocalypsist

    this whole thing is like a lifetime movie. i hope charlie sheen plays himself. and that they show full frontal of him wanking it to kiddie-dwarf porn that he got on pay-per-view from denise’s hospital bed while she screamed in pain as the sheenspawn tore through her and into the world.

  32. radio3play

    #28
    But I don’t believe in Jeebus!

  33. gogoboots

    She really shouldn’t have done this, everyone was feeling sorry for her cause Charlie supposedly beats her and/or wants to kill her, but now she’s hooked up with her BFF’s ex! She just killed all the pity-publicity in one large swoop, now everyone thinks she’s a stupid bitch!

  34. sweetlips

    #34 – Your are soooo right. And she is just a dumb ass bitch and a terrible friend.

  35. Jacq

    Papa – are you the NASCAR fanatic described in the story blip?

    Hollywood is nothing but high school with Ferarris, more STDs and the coke is probably better that I could get back then.

  36. shankyouverymuch

    As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside… heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with

  37. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Denise Richards can be as much of a backstabbing bitch as she wants to be. In fact, I would let her stab me in the back right now.
    Tits are awesome.

  38. zelphia

    Is it just me or does Richie Sambora share a striking resemblance to Bob Dylan…the later years.

    http://bluepyramid.org/intro/archive6.htm

  39. Edna Bambrick

    Actually BigJim, I am not the misspelling Fake Edna from that thread. I am a better educated Fake Edna. Thanks, though.

  40. Grope For Luna

    Why is Denise Richards hand in hand with Jeff the Drunk from the Stern show?

  41. sallysal

    Anyone here catch Spade’s ‘Showbiz Show’ on Comedy Central? Its painfully awful to watch… tries t/b the Talk Soup of the tabloid media.

    But my main question is will he address all this shit on his show? God knows he could use the buzz to get some ratings…

  42. hostesswiththemostest

    Two dumb beotches with two ugly men. They can have at it.

  43. Edna Bambrick

    I am reporting all disgusting posts.

  44. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hey guys, word on the street is Edna Bambrick is reporting all disgusting posts!

  45. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    I’d hit it… you’re all on REPORT… and Tom Cruise loves the cock…. that should cover it all!!!

  46. bunnyhugger

    *sigh*
    and i still haven’t been reported.
    that security clearance is bullshit.

  47. sweetlips

    Edna get back under your rock! You know Jesus doesn’t want you harrassing us anymore.

  48. Pez_D_Spencer

    34 – Maybe Charlie wants to whack her because she was fucking around on him with Sambora? This thing could degenerate in to a total white trash Battle Royale!

    Who wants to help me promote it and sell tickets?? Pay-per-view rights, too, I think.

  49. large_sized_teen

    #8
    Here come good old mamacita again.
    Never funny, but always here.

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