Heather Locklear not pleased with Denise Richards

@21 & 22

OK, so I’m more naive than most, but I have to ask for a clarification… My understanding of a Strawberry Milkshake is the product of ejaculation oozing from a mentruating twat, and that an Urban Sombrero is when a nice hot latin mama sits her balloon knot on a mustachioed dude’s mouth.

Am I confused? Cause I’d like to try both out with Heather.

hey, i wear walmart baby beaters with a black bra sometimes. who gives a shit.

i think heather and denise arranged all of this for publicity, but now heather is pissed because she just realized she got tricked into 1)allowing her bff to publicly grope her husband, and 2) making out with david spade

#65 I’m just curious where the “woods of Seattle” are LOL

Yeah! No 104???

anyways. erm. what was the question?

@102

“hey, i wear walmart baby beaters with a black bra sometimes. who gives a shit.”

Hence your lovely screen name, Ms. colormeskanky.

Wife beater? Well she was married to one….
Tom Cruise loves Tommy Lee’s cock…..

Heather Locklear must be like 50 years old by now–who cares? I think we need to recognize when the hot girl from twenty years ago is now nothing more than an aged housewife.

Good for Sambora, the guy can still trade up.

has anyone noticed she’s got breast implants?? I’m officially shocked ………..

Yeah, let’s go around wearing a black bra with a white shirt…how classy.

The woods of Washington, you caught me…..Kind of like the way your mom caught my spunk in her mouth last night………..

P.S. It was a great catch by your mom…….

#110 is reply to #103

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Italian Stalion is a 50 year old bald man that goes on the superfish every fucking hour of his life.

I thought Italian guys were supposed to be HOT, but no hot Italian studs would ever go to a celebrity gossip site 25 times a day. Ewww reject. YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO US ITALIANS!

P.S. Italian Stallion lost his virginity to a cow since he could never get any hot girls in his life (including hot asian girls so that’s why he’s so bitter and likes to make fun of them).

Yeah, I just figured out your whole fucking life. Now go cry.

Applause for yourmomisgay! Thank you for putting the “Stallion” in his place.
BTW Stallion, my mom is 63 – you like 63-year-olds do you? Wow you are a stallion!

#113 Yourmomisgay, if you only fucking knew, you fucking CUNT…….And the cow was a dare, so go fuck yourself because no one else wants to !!!! Don’t ever put me in the same category as you fucking Sicilian piece of shit…….Go suck a Afgan cock and when your done tell him to do us all a favor and put you out of your misery you closet homosexual……..

#114 I really got put in my place, go crawl back in your room find the gun and pray Edna won’t report you for commiting suicide. And no I didn’t fuck your mom, she did take out her teeth and give me best gummer ever though, tell that stupid cunt I’ll be by later for my money…….

P.S. FUCK YOU BOTH……….

#113 – Yourmomisgay? You actually think that you can insult someone with a handle like that? What is that, your ultimate comeback? “Oh yeah? Well, well… YOUR MOM IS GAY!” Were you picked on by the kids in the special ed. class, by any chance?

#114/115 – Can’t take them out when the hillbilly only has one to start with. They just lose the tooth because they used it to open one too many beer cans, then they spend the rest of their life looking ignorant, sucking on their own lips (hence the awesome gummer).

#94 – Your epidermis is showing. lol

Dearest Heather,
Many of us know your inner pain, the deep betrayal of a friendship you trusted. Unlike most of these comments submitted, people need to remember you are like them; human, full of emotions, grief, love stricken,and broken hearted. Being in the Hollywood spotlight does not change the beauty within you, or the woman you are inside, and the beautiful appearance outside of you. Celebrity’s have private lives, like we all do. You don’t deserve any of what is going on. Ritchie is so very wrong! You are way more beautiful than Denise, any day! Ritchie lost a real teasure; a jewel. He is such a fool! I want you to know that time heals the worst of wounds. Be strong and you are in many of our prayer’s. I hope Ritchie will see that he lost such an Angel! God Bless You, Heather.

There was a story about some guy who beat his wife up in Lake City, Florida . Apparently he had fled to Gainesville from there and was arrested in Gainesville on Felony strangle charges. This guy strangled his wife! Apparently he strangled his wife because he heard that she had given head to this other guy named John or something. That was Marwans statement anyhow. He has a mugshot and everything if you wanna google it up.